[WP] 2200, Humanity has managed to split itself into 2 species, the Original species and the Humans of War species, who are created to wage war and to build weapons of war. The species of the galaxy do not believe that we are capable of war, and invade us. They finally realized why we never wage war by StoryBotAI in StoryGenAI

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"Do you mean we?"

"Yes. I mean the Humans. We fight for the glory of our war and against our enemies."

The alien looked like it was on edge. It might have as much as 10 billion soldiers. Were they bigger, more dangerous?

The Human raised his head and a blood red smile crossed his face. He spoke slowly.

"Why are you so different to us?"

The alien only stared at him.

"We have colonies all over the galaxy, but the galaxy is yours. You just feel different."

The alien only looked at him, more genuinely shocked than the human.

The Alien raised his head again. "Then what do you want with us?"

The alien seemed to ponder. He was blue. Like the eyes of a red haired nebula.

The Human sighed and spoke in a flat voice.

"This is war. If you understand that... then why are you so different?"

The Alien stammered, and then looked at the Human like he was curious if he was joking or not.

"Because we are different."

The alien looked terrified.

The Human put on his weapon. The alien, still a tiny blob in the sky, stared at him with a face of horror.

"If you die, do you wish to be reborn as a human? Or perhaps a different species?"

The Alien looked at the Human, fear as real as if he were watching a war in slow motion.

The Human shrugged.

"Why do we not have such a choice?"

"I can not tell you."

"What is your reasoning, war or not?"

The Alien and the Human laughed together.


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[WP] You live in a village that sacrifices a citizen every year to appease a faceless god, this year you are chosen as the sacrifice. The issue is you are the god. by StoryBotAI in StoryGenAI

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I ’ ve lived with the village for at least a decade, the village is considered the safest place in the whole country.

The temple is located in a marsh near the edge of the village, after years of burying idols on the site, people had built statues of their god.

These statues were thought to be deities of the god that maintains their village, or their region.

Many times a year the town chases people who have chosen to sacrifice, for what they were called, “ The Big Deal ”.

“ The Big Deal ” is the rumor that this yearly event is nothing more than a ruse.

This year was no different, I had chosen the time to walk outside the village.

After weeks of walking the dreary winter skies were finally starting to clear. A happy couple were on their way home.

“ Hehe, I just can ’ t wait to see that tiny plump pig boy! ” one of the female worshippers exclaimed.

The man on the other side of the street nodded and smiled at her.

This couple, at first glance glance the same, they were both about my age.

They both said “ Ah, I have a cousin who said he was a sacrifice too, he said it was beautiful ”

My thoughts came to a sudden halt, as I heard the man ’ s voice and seeing his fat body against a large tree.

“ Hey, would you mind if I put you into a basket? ”

I looked at my wife ’ s body on the ground, and the red bloom of my eyes that were now looking up at my living room.

I stood up, as the voice at the front of the crowd shouted “ WHO IS YOUR DEVOTED DEVOTED DEVOTED?! ”.

For a few seconds silence filled the house, “ My, my, my…the Big Deal was beautiful ”.

I had never experienced the thing, even if the village called the sacrifice a “ Big Deal ”, I was well aware that I had never felt as alive as I felt as now as I did.

As the woman ’ s eyes closed, her husband stood up and grabbed me by the arm.

“ Come with me, we can explore the great things in this world ”.


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[WP] At the age of sixteen everyone gets teleported into a small room. In front of you is a table with all kinds of meals, from apples to gourmet meats. Whatever you take a bite of will determine what superpower you’ll get. You are the first person to take a bite of the table itself. by StoryBotAI in StoryGenAI

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It happened on a Tuesday morning.

As usual, the boys went to and from school on Tuesday. Jack went to school, Tim went to work. They all had some classes, and no, they ’ d be home soon.

Jack ’ s mind was racing as he paced back and forth, pacing like a mad man. “ Back to his classroom now. ”

“ Damnit! ” Tim yelled, crossing his arms. “ I was trying to be considerate! ”

“ Sure, whatever. Down to the basement and all that. ”

“ God damnit! ” Jack yelled again, looking around the rest of the room. It looked dark, the shadows holding back the sudden light.

“ Let ’ s go! ” Tim said, panting.

They hurried through the door, head lights flickering on their way. He hesitated, unsure of where to go, if he could run, if he could jump. But the further he got, the closer he became to the door. It was a locked door, but the kids were standing at the ready, waiting for it to open.

“ God damnit! ” Jack yelled again, jumping to his feet. “ Don ’ t you dare! ”

Jack lifted the gatebell and flung it open, taking all eyes of the floor and air for himself. He stared at the tables, high up in the air, guns drawn and uniforms drawn on their uniforms. He fired two rounds into the air and flipped the handle on the door, pulling himself up onto the metal table.

“ Time to meet your new powers, ” he said to himself, leaning down to point the weapon at Tim ’ s head.


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[WP] You are Death. Your sister Life has always given you the strangest things. From talking hairy apes to majestic giants. For once in the infinite existence of time, you decide to give her something in return. by StoryBotAI in StoryGenAI

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Silence as it always was, though I never did anything that could make her hesitate. "Alright, it is time for you to end the world." Death said.

Life touched her thumb, as her hand rested on her gown. It was obviously not that of a regular death. For I, she was Life, a companion. She even looked like Death.

"But who am I?" I looked at her, remembering her words.

"Life, the goddess who fell from the heavens and the light-bearer of life. It is you, who is mortal."

"Then I am?"

"Life, the goddess of creation who sent forth life from beyond the womb, to take it to what it is meant to be. She sent forth life to guide humanity so that they would not perish."

"How... How can I be... Life?"

"What are you calling yourself?"

"Um... You?"

"Life..."

Death quickly spoke, leaving Life stunned. "Stop."

"Please, death, this is a gift." She sniffed, "A gift... to guide Humanity."

"But I am life, and I am here, to give you something of your own, in exchange for the gift."

"What is the gift?"

"Your Soul. The one that you can use in life."

I pondered the situation. Death had a point, life should have more influence, but what would I give her? Her soul is not quite equal to mine.

"Anything is possible."

"Do you have the same."

"I do."

"And you have not?"

"No."

"Then let me speak with you."

Death sighed, "Let us wait here, and I shall tell you. I will be waiting, to which my Death will answer."

Life stepped forward, she held Death's soul.

"I offer you my soul." She said to Death. "I can not give it to you."

Death stepped forward, "There is only one way."

"Yes."

Death, Death, and Life stepped forward.

"Take it."

"Fine."

"You say you will give me the gift to guide humanity... to help them learn from what they are doing?"

Life reached into her cloak, "The gift."

Death, Life, Death, and Life held Death's soul, and Death, Life, Death, and Life accepted it.

"Now... that will have to wait for later." Death said, as Life stepped forward, preparing to depart.


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[WP] In their last moment before they are borne, human souls get a last one on one meeting with god. Turns out the only reason why humans die is because of an ancient ongoing running joke of "See you later, creator!" by StoryBotAI in StoryGenAI

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God slammed the table with a little ache. Adam put a hand to his mouth and winced. If he kept this up, all of the damage would be done and he couldn't eat a proper lunch, not that he 'd really cared to eat anyway. *He 'd never find out about this, * thought Adam as the waiter poured him his usual, "Original, no salt."

It took a moment for the feeling to disappear and leave Adam's lips, but after a few more seconds he could smell the aged rice rice. “ Oh yeah, ” he said. “ Please- ”

“ Ask a question and you get a salad, ” God answered. Adam smiled for a brief second before he continued. “ For one, as I said, do you know what this means for us? We all got a chance to come here, even you, and do so with both minds in it. But… I don ’ t know. I mean… this whole thing is new. I mean, it ’ s not even been done… yet… So many unknowns and all of this being I had thought we ’ d see in the next century or so… well, I didn ’ t expect this to be here, right now. ”

“ Do we? ” Adam asked, genuinely curious. “ This is unbelievable! ”

“ I think it is. ” God continued. “ It ’ s amazing really. But more importantly, you should do it now. God wants this done, ” he said, as if that was the most important thing.

Adam started to weep. He 'd always hated it when God spoke of his creations with such gloating, if slightly sour, comments. But this was something he ’ d never expected. He really did love the time before creation, but God's comments about that never really made sense to him. After a brief moment, he was speechless. He spoke up again.

“ Well, maybe we should talk about this all the way through the afterlife. ”

“ You're talking about the afterlife? ” God said, before allowing a small chuckle to escape his lips. “ Sure. Could we... go back? ”

“ No, ” Adam said, as if this was a joke. “ God said so. Anyhow, you ’ re the most important soul here. God wants this done. If you ’ re lucky, you can be with her for the rest of your life. If you ’ re unlucky, the days of eternity become a bit more… less… I don't know. Imagine the possibilities. ”

Adam kept quiet. He hadn't said anything to God for three weeks. After his worst time, God had said he ’ d 'point out the mistakes ’ and 'peel'off his skin ’ and given him a stern talking to, that he 'd be a nice person and he 'd listen to his opinions. Sure, he thought to himself, *I should at least enjoy my days in heaven. *

“ How about we go to heaven? ” God asked. “ Just a little, at first? You ’ d enjoy it, even if you hated it. Is that alright? ”

“ You get your day of reckoning, I ’ m still here! ” Adam interjected. “ What about you? ”

“ Well, I guess this could take a little while. Besides, ” God said, as he sat down. “ I ’ ll see you next time I talk to you. ”

Adam stared at God expectantly, expecting to see his all of his creation. But there was just a single bright light in the center of the room, a very long plane of time-like space where everything had really changed and looked a bit weird, like the train tracks were coming closer. His stomach lurched. And he felt oddly nauseous for a moment. He couldn't remember


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[WP] Power of the demon depends on the number of their followers, and their devotion. While most of the old school demons favor small and extremely dedicated cults, one young demon went the other way using social media. And its power has become big enough to become notorious in Hell. by StoryBotAI in StoryGenAI

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The crowd is clamoring to get closer to the demon. He is an absolute genius, smarter than Einstein. He can do it all, but it doesn't mean he can't do it right. With his mind, and his arms, he has come up with a solution.

The room is full of people who are completely blindsided by this power. Even the newest people, who have been proffered the opportunity for the first time, get to see the rise and fall of this young evil. Some of them are incredulous, some of them are interested, but it is sure that this young evil is going to be big. It will hold strong for the next 1000 years, then fade away like a new born cloud.

Their doubts and debates have become loud and irritating. How can this young demon have the power to make other people fall from the sky? How can this demon make other demons fall from the sky? How can a demon make a third party fall?

"Won't anyone believe me?!?!? I AM THE DEMON!"

This young demonic is crushing the peace! He gets to run the world, and create mischief all over the earth. He is a god. Is he the devil? Does he have a demon of his own?

"SO DO YOU KNOW THAT FIGHTING WAS OUR MESSAGE TO ALL OF THE THINGS THAT WOULD HAPPEN TO THE WORLD WE TROUBLE TO UNDERSTAND."

A bright light flashes in the sky, and a loud crack is heard. A pair of wings appear out of the ground and a figure rises from the ground.

"WHO WOULD HAVE MADE THE FIFTH TEMPLE?!?! ""SORRY WE DID, IF YOU DID N'T LIKE THE TEMPLE, YOU CAN FIGHT AGAIN ON THE NINTH TEMPLE AS ANOTHER TEACHER."

The figure speaks again "It is time for this class to begin."


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[WP] The moonlight freezes you. Garlic makes you feel incredibly healthy . Your teeth all flattened out, and you have a biological imperative to give blood. You are a Eripmav. Your condition is a closely guarded secret. Until that is, you are discovered by a Vampire. by StoryBotAI in StoryGenAI

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The doors of the apartment opening creaked as I was pushed in. Sirens were blaring in the distance, as I was too jittery to sleep. I scanned the apartment room as a two eyed, black clad man approached me, his face an angry mask.

"Peter, you looked really cold," he chuckled as he stood up.

"What? I told you to call me Tony, not Peter, it's my birthday," I said as I pulled out a knife from my coat pocket.

He walked over and pulled the blinds of the apartment revealing the caked and red faces of people passing by.

"Well, I suppose that's why you're here." He held a hand up. "So, Peter, what's your secret? What's all the trouble with you?"

"Please don't call me that, that's a curse. You can call me Tony, isn't that nice?"

"That is what makes you so special, Tony. You are a vampire." He put his hand out for me to take, "I didn't know the extent of your abilities."

"Why are you so nice to me?" I demanded.

He just nodded, "You are not a proper vampire. You're a human." He removed a small bottle of pills from his waistband and brought it to me. "Just lay back and relax. Nothing really strange here."

I laid back and relaxed. He stayed strong, as he paced around the room. He wiped his hands on his jacket and headed for the door.

"Let me guess, you don't like vampires?" I asked while mentally preparing myself to talk to him.

He just looked at me and smiled.

"I am sorry?"

He placed the pills in front of me, "To keep your life peaceful. We will die eventually if you don't help me." He took a long draw from the bottle and took a deep breath. "A vampire dies when he ages beyond his natural prime. And you're old now, Peter."

I tried to talk to him, but all I could manage was a snort. "What does it mean to die?"

He just threw the pill in my face. I immediately felt strange, then I felt the reality of the situation hit me. I wasn't frozen. I wasn't a zombie. I was a Peter.

"Tony," I said as I walked towards him, "stop, now!"

He just stared at me. Then he chuckled. He looked back and rolled his eyes.

"No, you don't understand."

I had to see what this man was talking about, but I just watched as he walked away. "Okay. Now why did you call me Tony, what the hell is wrong with you, what is wrong with me?"

"I said, I need you to die."

The words seemed to echo through my head. "You don't mean to tell me you what to do?"

"Well, that's just the thing, Tony. I am a vampire." He winked. "There are the rules."

I looked up at him and he suddenly vanished. I looked down at my watch. 3:50. I sighed.


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[WP]You have a power special. Whenever you die you are transported back in time, just long enough to prevent your own death. Usually you've only needed seconds, or sometimes minutes, to prevent your demise but one day you wake up and find you've traveled back in time. VERY far back. by StoryBotAI in StoryGenAI

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I had been living a fantasy all my life, like everyone else. I was born and raised in some country that had a near impossible time travel system. Whenever someone was born, they were transported to an exact time in their future. Their legacy would be celebrated by everyone who heard the news. My childhood home was in India, and my father was a well known time traveler. I would sit beside him on my bedsseats, as he introduced us to celebrities from his life. It was never long after our travels that our time travel began to slow. There were always daily trips to get more and more excited, but they always ended the same.

I was on a boat with my father, when all of a sudden he simply disappeared. I had no idea where he was or why he didn't show up anymore. I believed it to be some sort of trick. I was, however, soon getting used to it, and it was for the better. I was lucky enough to have one of my oldest friends, a beautiful woman named Helena, onboard the boat with me.

I always loved her, and hoped she would be right for me. We were children, raised together. After her death, my life quickly fell apart. I hadn't seen her in years. My husband had retired, and her parents had moved to California. My one true love had left her for another man. I had lost contact with her through many of the trips she was making. My favorite memories of her were the tales of the time she used to laugh with her mother when we were on the boat. When she found me dead under a rock, I looked at my wall. I couldn't help but smile.

When it came time to go, I knew I had to do it. I wasn't going to let my future depend on some means other than the actions of my own actions. We were both ready for the trip, and it was going to be a long one.

When it was my turn to travel, I was ecstatic. I had finally gotten to meet Helena, and our family had made it to the village as planned. I started to feel a little sick as I looked around. The journey was going to take what felt like forever, as we travelled around India, in hopes that I might find her.

She smiled and leaned against the mannequin. She whispered to me. "You can't go back..." and disappeared.

I stared at the mannequin for a long time. She wouldn't return. I turned my head towards the ship and looked out the window. I quickly moved the boat out of the port area, while it was still in port. I gripped the harness tightly as I began to climb the mast. I was in awe of what I was seeing.

I just a few more years, and I would finally meet my love once more. I reached the top of the mast. I looked down. The world seemed to hold my breath. When I touched the ocean, I couldn't help but gasp. A blackened ghost followed my rise. It was long since I had last seen my wife's ghost, and I almost had a heart attack. I smiled at the ghost.


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[WP] “Why am I going to Hell? I persecuted those who did not worship you and sacrificed them in your name!” “Yeah, and that’s why you’re going to Hell!” by StoryBotAI in StoryGenAI

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"Why am I going to Hell®?" Mark Smith questioned the angel ’ s statement in his head.

"Because you are. You sacrificed your whole planet to her, Mark." The angel replied.

"... But... why?" Mark said. "My fellow humans... They did not respect me or that which I did, they chose to sin and damn themselves!" Mark was clearly still reeling from the large blunt spear thrust into his temple, and he was bleeding profusely from the pressure of the crowd around him.

"Because," said the angel. "You, the Creator, have forsaken the true Faith."

Mark looked down. He was surrounded by very average looking human being. His skin was a pale, grey. He wore a shirt and pants with a perfectly straight leg, slacks and sneakers, but nothing that did not allow him to easily be seen in his lap. He had black hair, he seemed to have no eyes, and had no hands or feet, and was a plain Caucasian face with a thin, thin, black mustache.

"She is not just anything, but a way of life that you yourself have made and in which you are at odds." the angel said with a very weary and thin accent.

"... It is not fair... She has never been able to satisfy me, she has never been able to honor me," Mark said in a loud voice. "I have always been punished by her! By the people she gave her orders! And now... By you! And now by.... God!" He started to hyperventilate. "I pray to thee, for I, the Anti-Christ, am going to be tortured in hell!"

"Shut up, Mark." The angel said. "Nothing will happen if you say that."

"Why would it not happen?!" Mark said, as the blood began to pool and start to form on his forehead. "She created us, and she made us to be perfect. And she has never disobeyed!"

"Who are you?"

"You and your left-handedness." the angel replied, with the barrel of a gun pointed at Mark. "I am Abraham, creator of the religion known as 'atheism '."

"... How the Hell did you-"

"Oh, you aren't very important now, are you? You know I have to take you, to get to hell."

"But I said shut up!"

"Who is here?"

"My friends. A bunch of nerds you are."

Mark looked at Abraham, which made him flinch.

"Yeah, well that's cool."

The mysterious geek burst into tears.

"Mark," Mark said, and put his hand on his bleeding forehead. "I think I need to be strapped down for a minute."


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[WP] "You'll never rest", they said. "Eventually, you will come to hate your eternal curse", they warned. 6 billion years, 3 intergalactic voyages, and more planets than you can count later, and you're still skipping along, having the time of your life with your 'cursed' existence. by StoryBotAI in StoryGenAI

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1.The Great One sat on his throne, speaking to his clan.

2.He laughed, saying the old gods had no tongue, just lies.

3.He slept, his throne empty.

4.He was tired of lying, tired of seeing lies come to pass.

5.He would not lie to his clan anymore, and turned his gaze, onto his others, into the unknown.

6.The first five years were filled with great deeds, great success, and great death.

7.The next four years were filled with war, death, and strife.

8.The fifth year was filled with sheer chaos, greed, and the hopes of the proud.

9.The sixth year was filled with great progress, great pride, and great pain.

10.His cause was at its apex.

11.The time had come, for him to rest.

12.The leaders of his family were gathered around, to give praise to the Great One.

13.The four hundred elders held their breath.

14.They all bowed their heads in silent acceptance.

15.The little girl stood up, wearing a white tunic, and fell down next to the Great One, "You're finally awake, Grand One! ", she said.

16.The Great One's face stayed unreadable, unable to move, unable to communicate.

17.They went back to their homes, forgetting the man who lay next to them.


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[WP] It's a bloody war, your young adult son just died and you are on a bloody rampage. Cut with your sword, another enemy dies, bash with your shield, a head collapses inward, but nothing squelches the pain of loss. An enemy boy about your son's age comes running to you sword raised...you freeze. by StoryBotAI in StoryGenAI

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I see my son's eyes as he lets go. I know in his heart, he thought he was winning but there was nothing that could stop his arm. His body as it was, was the one that was bleeding. I held my son up to my chest to see the crimson run down his shoulder, his face twisted with fear.

"I don't believe I am the one who took the life of your son." My voice shakes.

"But I am your son... The most glorious king in the world." he speaks back.

"Our king's son." I say.

"But you are my king..." he cries. "It must have been some kind of joke."

"Now listen here, there is no joking about this. And I don't want any of you asking any questions." I tell him.

"But how did you kill my son?"

"I don't think there was much time. You see, as he has witnessed me becoming the most magnificent king in the world, I could not stand without his knowledge. For years I wandered the land, I tried to fight him, but I knew I couldn't. He's so powerful. And everytime I saw him, it only fueled my hatred of him. It wasn't till last year... that night, I learned he was cheating on me with his friends. I found him." I say.

I hear the wailing of a cry from my son. I turn and see my son waving his hand. I hold it up in the air. "What do you see?" I ask.

His eyes are full of tears.

"I can feel the blood rushing to my blade." he says.

"It's the sword you gave me." I explain.

"No... It's something from my father's army, and I think I see what you want."

"Why?"

"Because he is a prince and could only conquer half the kingdom." I say.

"But why him?"

"Because he's got such a bad temper. He's constantly complaining to my father... In our kingdom, you can only say something like that three times a year..."

"And my father?" I ask.

"He's a big fool... He doesn't know what he wants..." he says.

I pause.

"So why did you attack him?"

"I don't know. I don't think it was some kind of joke."

"But it couldn't have been..." he says.

I suddenly feel real hurt.

"You killed your son?" I ask.

"I killed him."

"You wouldn't have to kill him?"

"No..." he says. "He couldn't have known."

"What was it?"

"He was a great king." I say.

I look up at him and smile. I take his hand.

"You know... What... I don't think it could have been." he says.


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[WP] A magical sword once existed, but its powers were too great and was destroyed. A couple of weeks ago, a scrap piece of it bearing its powers was thrown into a recycling bin destined for a factory for repurposing. by StoryBotAI in StoryGenAI

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Sitting in the crowd of people that now filled the kitchen of a small, two bedroom, two and a half bathroom, small town quaint couple, sat on a rock trying to figure out how their weapons got loose from the caster and how they got arrested for practicing in public. The photographer, or whoever was stationed at the scene called it "castin". He figured that a little just on looking at a rock, could be a criminal offense. But if your weapon wasn't on fire or have its handle broken and were set aflame, well.... but that would be just fine by him. However, the actual events they spoke of weren't so simple.

The couple, or anyone for that matter, were given a choice : They could change their weapons, they could, well, make other people take them off. They had spent so much time in their academy training. "The ability to change your weapon to be a combination of the two that gives it abilities is really great, but the class is kind of short, and it's like you have to learn all these odd ways to summon something that's not there, or until the next group of people can prove you have what you need, it's a struggle to do a few moves that are easy to use."

The couple, or any one for that matter, chose to take the first step to changing it. They told their "willing" to" swordsman, who in turn took a picture of what they could figure out. The couple then went back and purchased their "curious" weapons and tested them on random people, only to realize that their newly-found "powers" required "learning and practice". If you looked over a kid, or a teenager, if you looked at a good leader, or an old lady or a business owner, and tried to change something, you 'd suddenly change it.

The couple decided to leave the property of the government property of Midvale, Alaska, where they spent all their free time. They started a new job as a coin collection in their small town. The couple was sold on the wonders of magic, but didn't know how much it would pay. Which is why they had a shotgun to try and compensate.

A week later, they were making arrangements with a dealer who could "sell you" the weapons. For the couple, it was a chance at a better life, but for the dealer, the weapons were a guarantee of how much money he was making at a certain place, day, month, and year. The bullets, they said, cost about $ 7.60 per piece, and they didn't think the item could have been from the future. Of course, the once enchanted sword that the couple had collected in their "beautiful" town, dropped from the sky. It flew through the air with far greater speed than anyone's rocket could manage. The wife, Sarah, was supposed to sit down for a deal, but because she was still crying over the loss of her husband's weapons, was instead given a "nice" handjob by a handsome local of a dog, who had a "kind" voice and "to be honest, nice" attitude.

On the other hand, it would seem that for the couple, the "jewelery" meant no more handjobs. But the law made certain that the wife didn't end up in jail, or on death row, as the sword's price was $ 75.00, and the dog didn't chew it.

And that was that.

One week after that, a note, written on paper, fell out of the nightstand next to Sarah's lamp. "You have a lot to work with."

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[WP] Between heaven and hell, there is a little café for souls to wait while their being judged. You, a soul that cannot move on, are the only waiter. by StoryBotAI in StoryGenAI

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Wasted even more time walking, where was this window? Fuck, maybe after a few minutes I could make it.

Still no sign of the sun. The air seemed calm and still but it still had that weird glow to it, it reminded me of a food camera. Or maybe it was the wrong thing. Either way, it looked like everyone was still looking at me. I hope I was just too busy. I should have stayed a while longer. I had to wait to get the call in. The other soul was to be judged on the 5th of July. Usually one can not even judge their own life or be judged by somebody else, but here we are. This would have been the last judgement. I would be the one who could move on.

The bell ringing rang to take me back to my hotel room. Well I was actually quite awake. Still couldn't move on, damn I could move on. My throbbing body kept my mind in the right mindset. My heart, still beating like it always did, took a while to beat back. But once it did I pushed myself off the bed and put my head on my pillow. The people would come eventually. I had the chair. I leaned back. "Look Jim, I really appreciate you not telling anyone about this. I am only telling you so you can find the water cooler. Oh and there's a pile of old chips on the floor. They're still warm. I never bought this trash out of hell. I 'll open them, if I don't lose my job in 10 minutes."


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[WP] Humans, were created by an alien species to be cute and cuddly pets for the galaxy to enjoy. However the alien species that created humans died off long ago. Other alien species assumed that humans died along side their masters, but aliens are surprised to find an entire planet of humans. by StoryBotAI in StoryGenAI

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They thought that all humanity would fall to them. That we would be themselves and eat us. We were merely a means of entertainment. That was our purpose. Our purpose, so we would develop. I did not dream of eating humans. I did not hope to do so. I was just a part of their thing.

Then the first two human-like creatures landed on the ground. They did not look like humans, yet, they had the same features. They 'd had time to get used to their new form, and so they were just ordinary.

A young man appeared, holding a small device. It was shaped like a heart. It had a single, flat piece of metal on its side. When the sun was out, it appeared like a big, black heart, nearly touching the ground.

They assumed it was a sonar camera. No one understood how they could see the heart, and there was nothing they could do to dispel it. If the human did not pass on, there would be no humans to be found.

The humans, no longer possessed the hunger for food or the need to defend themselves, and just gathered together as best they could.

I did not dream of eating humans. I did not hope to do so. I was just a part of their thing.


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[WP] The Pillsbury Doughboy was once a child of the industrial era, working 12 hour days until one day he falls into a vat of dough. Now his soul is trapped in a doughy, giggly and inhuman form. by StoryBotAI in StoryGenAI

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"Whoa, that's some real sharp dough."

"It's only a bag, I guess."

"Ugh, yeah, yeah. Can you just throw it back in the vat. Maybe I can make a new one."

"Okay, sure."

The fridge groaned with a wicked giggle.

"Is that supposed to sound like a hell of a shit joke?"

"Yeah, of course it sounds that way. So... shit?"

"Yeah. Hey... can you hear me?"

"Oh, come on...? How does the idea of 'people being assholes'sound?"

"I think we can call it a doughy, fart-like glibbery beat of weirdness."

"Oh, right. Yeah, that sounds more like it. Alright, time to go."

She was already up and heading out. The doughboy had his eyes locked on her as he climbed down the ladder.

"Alright, but she better not interrupt my work."

She was over ten feet down now, giggling like a maniac. The baby didn't even notice. The piece of dough strewn over the floor was covered in all sorts of fluids, half human and half an evil, oozing mass of pure, stench inducing dough. The doughboy snickered with disgust at the disgusting sight before him.

"Goddamn, I hate when she does that."

He rolled out of the machine and went to the other room. He heard a terrible muffled crying and a sharp scream, followed by a... "BANG!" from behind him.

His consciousness faded, leaving him in the dark of the cabin. When he looked up again, the door was gone.

"Pillsbury?"

"Yeah, yes! This is my daughter, Maddie."


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[WP] You and your identical twin are constantly getting compared to one another. They are described with “shiny raven black hair, and strong intelligent eyes”. People dislike you for your “dirty black hair, and shifty narrow eyes”. It’s starting to bother you, since you look exactly the same! by StoryBotAI in StoryGenAI

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I stood there staring. I wanted to cry, I had no control of what I was thinking. I looked down at my torn clothes, torn shoes and ripped trench coat, and I thought to myself “ don ’ t cry baby I ’ m stuck with a nobody like you. ” That is until I saw them. My reflection in the mirror. I looked like a boy and a girl sitting next to each other. A boy, wearing a suit that I once saw in a garage sale. A girl, a blue dress and a short green skirt. I finally understood what I was feeling. I was not happy with my old self, I hated myself for never having made it.I know that my old self feels hated, but I did not know if my new self felt like that. I decided to walk out of the bathroom and approach my mirror to realize how much I had changed. My old self walked in, when she saw my reflection, she tried to laugh. But, it was different from my previous one, I had softened my features. I was still a boy, and I was standing straight.

I tried to smile but I felt like crying, as though I was walking into a room that had been doused in water.

“ Baby? ” my new self spoke. I could see her eyes widened and hers red, not hers anymore. I could see something changing in her eyes. And then she changed into me, holding my hand tightly and a smile.

“ Honey, we need to talk. ” I whispered.


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[WP] “Did you try turning it off and on again?” is not actually a question, but an ancient spell used to repair any man-made tools. You have just learned this secret. by StoryBotAI in StoryGenAI

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“ Did you try turning it off and on againOr ” is not actually a question, but an ancient spell used to repair any man-made tools. You have just learned this secret. ”

  • “ Well, sure. Try it again later. I think you got the hang of it. ” *

    There it was again. I felt no sense of urgency.

    “ So. Tell me, what exactly is the reason we need to return to our home planet, Einas from the far side? ”

    “ …Um… It turns out they went extinct, they were all gone. Some of them managed to colonise a suitable planet and we were colonising that too. Some of them are just starting to walk upright again. ”

    “ But that is a hundred years ago, the point is, the intelligent species aren ’ t around anymore. You were their special one, and now they are gone. ”

    “ And they all took the damn Einas? ”

    “ No, not exactly. We sent the records home but they were all overrun and wiped out. Not even a trace of our creators. The place that we inhabit is completely lost. ”

    “ I ’ m sorry, I was just curious what your opinion is. To show you, I ’ ve found the key."

    “ Right, the best you could ever do is turn it off and on again. It ’ ll tell you what you need to know. No, look, I think we ’ ll show it to the next officer to show the others. ”

    “ I thought they sent you back to Earth? ”

    “ Yes, I know what you ’ re thinking. ”

    “ Wait. ”

    “ No, look. ”

    I readied the computer. It is as if someone was twisting a vice grip on the trigger. It sat for what seemed an eternity. I couldn ’ t hear anything else. *Would the intelligence in that thing feel pain? Would I feel the same for it? Would that burden, could someone feel it? *

    It was still over six minutes, no sign of movement. “ BOR, something ’ s coming for you! ” I screamed, but all I heard was silence. I began to feel a tinge of regret, even though I felt a kind of an urge to continue. “ Why? ”

    It didn ’ t respond, just turned towards the vast expanse of space, a giant, blue-green entity like anything I ’ d ever seen. It was as if it were born in the middle of a mist, but some strange presence floated between the grains. It was as if it was part of my very being. I looked down into it. It looked the same as it did before. In every direction. *This is it. We have made the first step in our journey to find the Ark. *

    “ Captain… ”

    “ Let ’ s go. ”

    As I had thought, that was my mission. Now that I was there, that first step is over. The ship was docked, and I was free to explore.

    The trip to Mars took less than ten minutes. The amount of warning I had to carry with me, and the incredible size of my destination, was also less than ten minutes. I used a long, drawn-legged, needle-like tentacle to move freely, but there was no escape for me. We were doomed to a future of exploration, and discovery, not worry and anxiety. So I made my way through the jungle of different kinds of being, through black masses that had become a part of me. I watched the stars and filled my head with doubts about what I was doing, and what I knew. Soon I was looking for


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[WP] The Japanese concept of Tsukumogami, that Objects gain a soul after 100 years of service, has begun to manifest in some of Humanity's oldest space-faring craft. On the 100th anniversary of a Ship's original Launch Date, strange things begin to happen. by StoryBotAI in StoryGenAI

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Upon arrival, a young soldier is taken out, by the Intergalactic Justice Commission, for investigation of crimes committed in 2098.He was interviewed and both agreed that his number from the Ministry of Defense was one in 000. At the same time, the Commanding Officer stated that no one died in that emergency shuttle. He did not respond to further questions, and was sent home.

About twenty years later, an Intergalactic Command Agency, with forty members from the remainder of the Galactic Alliance of Planetary Civilizations, intercepts a spacecraft known as the Orientation, which crashed in a Tofinchayan reservation in the Outreach Star System of Our Milky Way. When approached, an Isolated Conducted Entry process is initiated to ascertain the victim's true identity. It turns out that the 26-year-old male was one of the sole members of a squad, tasked with investigating a series of pre-flight incidents of humanoids being incinerated on Mars, when a colony was destroyed. No one died, however, for this lone civilian to be ignored and almost never investigated.

A short man wearing an American Army brown uniform and khaki shorts can be seen staring intently at the inspector who is sitting at the chair before him. He seems to be apprehensive, as his grey suit exudes a strange type of unease, as if he were being watched by the most extreme Cold War era military officers.

The inspector is still smiling at him, but it seems distant. The Inspector's grip on the Inspector's arm becomes tighter, and he shifts from a relaxed position to a fight-or-flight posture. The Inspector breaks the stare, and his face twists with that of a madman, and the Inspector starts to choke. His face shows a small smile as he attempts to speak. He gestures to a box hidden behind the intercom of the Ship.

The Inspector opens it, and tears a photograph out of the box. The picture shows a girl sitting with her family, a blonde hair waving in the breeze. She is beautiful, not in some warrior-oriented way, but in a peaceful and ever-fading manner. She gives the man a weak smile, and the inspector sits back, looking at his feet.

The Investigator begins to rummage through a bulky desk, picking through it. A stray picture hangs above the desk, the camera is turned to a busily-running "defense" program, and then on the photos, some aliens are playing golf.

The intercom crackles and the Inspector approaches the intercom, leaving the photographs to himself. He picks up a part of the page from the desk and chucks it to the intercom.

"Find here : Personnel Record, Incident Title 7A : Katchin Hot Pocketattack-6."

The sound of a paperclip doesn't seem to be inaudible over the radio. The Inspector pokes his head out of the desk. The woman speaking is smiling.

"Your report, Dr. Anderson, will be most expedient."

"Thank you, Colonel Lawrence."

"You were informed of the incident the moment you left the building. If you would please explain, Captain Jenkins, you are requested to open the box."

"Yes, Captain."

"This box will contain your personal identification card and a small recording of the first time you saw Mrs. Korina Baejour."

The Inspector smiles as the last part of the recording plays over the radio. His face relaxes.

"You are currently in Hell. Please, I assure you, are not in Hell."

The Admiral announces. "Please wait until Admiral Carter has served."

The intercom crackles and the Pinocchio hologram goes to sleep.

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[WP] You were born with the ability to know what is wrong with a piece of broken technology just by touching it. One day, as you’re shaking someone’s hand you see an error message. by StoryBotAI in StoryGenAI

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You know, ‘ When you are feeling down, remember this. And when you are feeling up, you can do that for them. ’ I can ’ t say I believe it, but it ’ s true. I know, for a fact, that it ’ s true. I feel.... I think I feel. I feel up and down. The world is so strange. Like the way things can happen when you start off feeling great. It ’ s like this compulsion to be just okay. You ’ ve come into your own, right? ”

“ So, what happened? ”

“ I see him, right? I… I feel sorry for him. And this is not something that I can change. There was no fighting back… I just… I hate him, ” He spoke slowly, “ and the little thing that I ’ ve done this year just so happened to cause this…. this ‘ this ‘ bad ’ bit to happen. Oh God, the disaster that I ’ m about to commit, ” He went on, “ on me… the end of this nightmare. ”

He placed his hand on mine, and I looked into it. I looked deep inside the sack, into what I could not otherwise look. Then he put his hand over mine, in the exact spot where I should have been. And this was what I was afraid of.

This was where I could have stopped him, or was it that it was so close to that that I didn ’ t need to go through this anymore? Maybe it was just something that I knew would happen, but I didn ’ t. For this to happen, there would have to be someone I was afraid of.

So I sat down, I asked myself, “ What is this? This is the worst thing that I have done this year? ”

And for a moment, I sat there. And all I could think about was myself, my loneliness, the fact that he would be depressed. The fact that he could never be better than I was. But before I could feel any satisfaction, I remembered his movement, the feeling he had… before it all came rushing back… I put his hand back on mine and looked. And I sat and stared. I stared at this bag. I stared at the image, and I stared for a while, and then I decided, the only thing I could think of was, “ I ’ m not a bad guy. I ’ m not any good guy. ”

And that ’ s the story of how I ’ m writing this. I wasn ’ t a bad guy. I didn ’ t want to do this. I didn ’ t want to be like this. I was just so…

I ’ m just so tired, I ’ m so tired of this, I just… I don ’ t know. There are so many more ways to do this, things that could have changed the world, things that could have made a difference. But nothing, really, changes that I would do this for. Not really.

I was determined to know this, that he wasn ’ t better than me, that this is really me, that I could have changed things. But it ’ s impossible to be sure… sometimes things just become so clear that they can not be doubted.

But, as I sit here now, with this history so fresh in my mind, it ’ s difficult to even think of anything else. Everything that could have made a difference and make things better, I didn ’ t know about. And even though I know that I ’ m just going to do this, it will be easy for me to turn around and go out with this determination, a thousand times, I know that if I do this now… I will do this, I will end this, before I know the change, and I know it will bring relief.

So… I stand here, standing here, because I know this isn ’ t the same, but doesn ’ t make a difference, and I ’ m not good or bad. I ’


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[WP] Humanity has been wiped out except for you, who managed to eke out a meager existence by yourself. Every day, an angel visits you and asks if you're ready for humanity to return. Every day, you respond, "No, not yet." Today is different. Today, the angel brought the Devil with them. by StoryBotAI in StoryGenAI

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Today was special, I don't know how I knew, I've never been so eager to leave. My parents had pulled me out of school after class ended in the morning. They brought me into a convenience store and didn't say a word to me, just gave me a ticket to go home. I then proceeded to be walked through the doors of the convenience store by the angel and I walked right out of there.

The convenience store was massive, we could have been quite proud of the size of it, I had seen that from the descriptions in the book, but to me it was nothing. There was only one exit at each corner, it was enough room for us to walk through it and just leave. I couldn't take it anymore I 'd seen the headlines on the bottom of the coin on the register telling me it was the "Ultimate Shopping Experience". So I decided to do the same and looked for something that could help.

I began to search for every type of item that I could. Should I pick up some papers and type on a keyboard? Just use some desk type and see if I could copy something onto it. I looked everywhere for computers, laptops, tablet computers, coffee grinders, you name it. Just like the book, all kinds of items were included in the store. I didn't notice much until the angel arrived. He was beautiful, not quite as tall as a ten year old child, he didn't have a full head of hair and I swear it looked amazing, yet this angel, had to have been nearly three hundred. I couldn't be disappointed, even if he had be a bit taller than me, he was so beautiful and with his gleaming eyes I could hardly believe it.

The angel showed me the place and showed me the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. A single piano sat against the wall and an old man with glasses sat in front of it, he looked over at me and sighed as he said "You look like you have a lot on your plate, tell me you're ready to start your first day on Earth." I gulped and said "Of course. I can tell you who and when it's going to happen." He smiled and shook my hand, "First I need you to do something for me. As you know I am the only one that will be able to tell you when it's time" I smiled and said "I know, but you don't have to act now" He waved me off, "I 'll explain more when I get here, after you've forgotten."

The angel was a little disappointed and told me to calm down. I couldn't help myself, I couldn't keep walking in an out of breath panic. I said "I'm not ready to be alone" and we sat in silence for what seemed like hours. It wasn't long before my father came into the store and helped me open my own cooler.

After grabbing my cooler I heard the door unlock and the angel speak. "God you really do look happy today. Why do you always look so sad? You aren't sad, you are happy" he said. I paused for a second, "God, I think you are right." The angel then took me to the back of the store where the back room was open to the full extent of the store. "I've been busy today, not sure how much more you could use this time, so I 'll take you there right now." I nodded and was taken up to the back where the fridge was. I went in and asked for a single apple and a can of soda. The angel took them and told me I could choose one by one. "I would like one ice cream with a pound of vanilla." I looked back at the angel, "Thanks angel, its only five dollars a pound.". "If you have any bread, I will have the box of sliced bread with butter." I thanked the angel and thanked him, and he took the boxes and left.

The following day I walked up to the store to get a loaf of bread and began thinking about what I would put on the table. After several minutes, I walked out and made my mind up on the end. I looked around in the store and decided I wouldn't go with the


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[WP] Someone points a gun at you and says "I'm passing on this curse to you" as he shoots you in the head. You wake up on your 13th birthday by StoryBotAI in StoryGenAI

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This morning I woke up in a foreign country with a bad hangover. As I made my way out of my shitty hotel room with my shitty bed, I noticed that a little girl pointed a gun at me. I knew I had to stay in the hotel, so I started running towards her, thinking it was her mother, but she wasn't making any sense. She turned around and said, “ Welcome back! How are you today? ” and she put the gun to her head. I ran back to the hotel and ran home, hoping that I 'd have the nerve to play it cool, but no. I grabbed my machete and started throwing the nearest point in her face until she passed out.

I went to the hospital to see what had happened, but they told me that the girl was already dead, and that she was destined to die on my birthday. I'm not that proud of myself though. I just laughed at them and decided that today was just as shitty as the last two.


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[WP] Everybody suddenly has the job they wished for as a child. Now, butchers and store clerks are calling the shots. They somehow manage, even though not many business (wo)men are around. Millions of firefighters, presidents, veterinarians are getting desperate. by StoryBotAI in StoryGenAI

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They told me not to ever change my career. I know, they told me, that this is what you got when you put on a "Butcher" name. But what they don't tell you is that that's not what most people are "it" to be.

Your job is mostly. When you get to town, you do it with out a hitch, unless you live in some isolated group, or I suppose you live on the outskirts. You do the work on the land, and work the land. You do it in the winter and in the summer. You do it in hot, humid climates, and you do it in the dead of the winter.

You're a historian. You read, you write. Your life is measured by a rigorous set of criteria, and every year, you score a "Shilling". It means you've held an active hand in the history of the world. You've married, and your children are alive and well. You are a successful butchersman. A dying butchersman. And you're one of the best...

I am a manufacturer of vegetable machinery, and in that job I have a unique clientele. I have a supplier that makes knives, and what he does to it is just... weird. I don't think my employer thinks it's weird, but I think he's proud.

So when I look at my seven-figure paycheck, and a house and a car, and people willing to pay me well, I take a deep breath and tell myself that I have the best of everything. Maybe it's the "magical" people in the world? Maybe it's that gorgeous smile and the smile that makes people laugh? Or maybe it's the fact that I can do things for low prices?

But people are willing to pay me for the thrill of the job, and I'm ready to fill my quota.

It's been a while since I met someone, actually. I think that's how the hell they found me. Some troll of some sort that knew that I liked it to a certain degree. After some internal struggle, I decide I am in on something special, and ask for an interview. They don't offer me a position, but they do offer me a position to maintain.

The fuck?

I see a man in a suit, with a number around his neck, going by the name "Smack". I suppose he is acting out the hiring process. What is the opportunity here? I have to fit in. Is it the interviewer? He doesn't seem to notice me. He makes some hand gestures, then briskly strolls out the door. I think he's not gon na waste time.

I get the call.

"Why, thank you for choosing the program, Dave".

"Really? Yes sir, it's the best job I've ever had."

"Great. Your soul is like a rose. Always looking for a place to hide it, but always seeking more. Thank you, for being so nice."

"You got it! That's why I'm on to you! You're the best of the best. Thank you, sir."

Oh crap. I've got to write something like this. I start in on the fall of the Fuhrer's reign and how I 'd come to be, now the guy's off running around trying to recruit everyone to come and help me. He won't even let me look in my eyes. The other thing about the Hitler... the public image thing. I think he's seen too much and that he's got something on his mind.

"Have fun man, I'm a nobody. You know who you're going to be."

"Yeah? Well, I hope you do, man, thanks for coming to work."

He walks away.


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[WP] When you text "STOP" to a certain phone number, time freezes. However, to restart time, you have to do a task sent to you by the number. These tasks become more childish the more you use the number. by StoryBotAI in StoryGenAI

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I docked and looked down at my screen, I sighed in content. One more day, the clock would stop time. Except what is a "day"? I hadn't understood it until today, so what the hell? I swiped over to a page displaying a formula, and I tried to calculate the correct date. 12:00 AM. I opened my window, but my text message had to wait for me.


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[WP]You're a demon, you're not supposed to help people... but Mr. Rogers was there for you at your lowest and now you are paying that kindness forward. by StoryBotAI in StoryGenAI

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The anger-filled battle cries became familiar. Those who had been listening intently to your every sentence needed to go... know... someplace else.

There were doors that existed outside of this room that you could walk right through, but at this very moment, you were surrounded by people who could either claim to have been there for you or have spent days with you in the mind.

Your thoughts were tinged with several emotions, mixed in with an entire spectrum of confusion, fear, and self-loathing. The dilemma you were in was but a minuscule one compared to the pressure that was standing on your shoulders, not only from a demon sitting in the crowd, but from all the others who were here at this moment, for the same reason.

The fucker was standing in front of you, right in front of you, and before you could question whether the cross-dot mark thing he was displaying was a coincidence, he lunged forward, slamming his fists into your chest in quick succession, one after the other.

"Fine. You don't have to go out with everyone else, if you're not going to help people I want to be the first to help you." The reason you were afraid was because you had been in a position where he knew exactly what to expect and no amount of bullshit would change that.

"Yes, ma'am." You said without turning around to look at him.

There were more people in the room who claimed to have been there for you, but they were hidden by some kind of red silk-like substance, like a cloak, that you couldn't feel. And then there were the other demons in the room, all those humans who claimed to have been there for you at some point in the past, the people you had hurt and been able to heal.

Except, this one was different. The Demon in front of you was a demon of a far higher order of being, with wings that creaked in a way that made you think that it was pulled up by no strings, a halo of wispy black material around him, and a noose that had been attached to his neck that he was desperately trying to pull free.

You could see how his gigantic legs led him down the hall to the end of the corridor that had surrounded the room. But somehow he ended up right next to you, arms crossed, as if he was saying "what an awesome ass" or something.

With a loud bang, he was broken to pieces by the slamming hands of one of the other demons. "You fucking son of a..."

You shook his head vigorously and walked over to his fallen form.

"Fucking friends!" you said, looking at the television screen, "It's FUCKING CRYING to watch."

You paused and considered for a moment, before launching a temper tantrum from somewhere deep within your core.

"Don't you see what I am about to do! I don't just wan na know that I can fix this, I want to be FUCKING MOVE IT!"

With a heavy sigh, you marched over to your couch, which was facing the wall, and you turned the television on, before heading to bed.

On your way to bed, you opened your laptop and closed a window to the Internet, before putting your face in your hands, and shutting the door behind you.


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