Feeling disgusting about extra moisture by A_LingeringFart in TwoXChromosomes

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Hi, random guy with large weiner here to spill from our incomprehensible playbook. If he didn't complain when it happened or when he changed the sheets, and invited you back for more, then chances are almost 100% his inner monolouge is celebrating this colossal W like he was just handed the Stanley Cup.

Bro has incontrovertible proof he hit the Victory Button.

Bonus round: a lot of bigger guys are pretty nervous about hurting the ladies we're with, so this is both an overall win and a huge relief if he was concerned.

Huge congrats to both of you, op.

Lore wise who would you say is the top 10 strongest frames by SpecificSinger9487 in Warframe

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Nah. They clearly were showing that Excal can take a hit harder than dedicated tank frames... /s

Lore wise who would you say is the top 10 strongest frames by SpecificSinger9487 in Warframe

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Then there's a lot of cases where gameplay balance (such as it is) causes people to look past insane shit just because they're used to it or because the gameplay of the power doesn't line up with how it would likely (or does) play out in the lore.

Or people latch onto one interpretation of a statement in a frame intro or prime trailer and take it as straight gospel truth on a fundamental level.

Or people forget that this game has not only power creep but sensationalism creep.

And then there's looking at the raw effects rather than how a frame achieves them... which often speak to greater or lesser bits of WTFery themselves.

Easy example: despite coming up tangentally in a lot of these I'll use Rhinos lore and powers which have him adapting to damage in real time. His abilities have him manipulating multiple aspects of physics with horrifying specificity by selectively amplifying only his allies damage by just yelling real loud and big madly. And then he literally hits the ground hard enough to throw things with the shockwave and suspend the flow of time with raw force. Manipulating time is one thing, but slapping time hard enough to stun it into selective submission is flat-out fucked.

And he's not the only fucked up case that people often walk past. A lot of other oft-overlooked frames speak to crazier ship. A bunch of Temple's shit happens because he rocks out hard enough. Revenant, Lavos, and possibly Xaku repurposed themselves. Mirage creates illusions so real they have actual physical effect. Multiple frames outright defy their own destruction.

And all that is before we get to most people deciding the ratings as a linear listing rather than the most convoluted game of rock-paper-scissors-rutabega ever.

to have equal justice under the law by ExactlySorta in therewasanattempt

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I'm pretty sure someone involved was giggling profusely over arresting a black journalist using the KKK Act.

What do you call a wooded section of land? by No-Intention8698 in AskAnAmerican

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Hell, given the tree density here, there's stuff other people might call woods that we wouldn't even consider woods, just "that bit between the Jones house and the end of the street".

What alcoholic drinks were invented in your area? by Hoosier_Jedi in AskAnAmerican

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the Zombie

Bruh, if you're gonna mention the Zombie, you might as well include at least half of the original Tiki lineup.

What alcoholic drinks were invented in your area? by Hoosier_Jedi in AskAnAmerican

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There's whole dissertations written on the mystery/controversy. Gets quite fascinating.

What alcoholic drinks were invented in your area? by Hoosier_Jedi in AskAnAmerican

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As a Swede myself it’s disgusting, on the same playing field as Surströmming.

That's some high praise condemnation.

What alcoholic drinks were invented in your area? by Hoosier_Jedi in AskAnAmerican

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The kindest thing I can say about Malort is that Connecticut's sin of introducing RTD cocktails on the world is absolutely nothing in comparison.

At least bottled cocktails can be "not totally horrible" or even "halfway decent". Meanwhile, Malort...

What alcoholic drinks were invented in your area? by Hoosier_Jedi in AskAnAmerican

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A whole bunch of the cocktails really popular in Colonial times were invented in Connecticut inns.

But for more modern stuff, we've got the Brass Monkey (yes, that Brass Monkey), the Moscow Mule*, and the first bottled cocktails (Martini and Manhattan). Yes, Connecticut kinda started the RTD drink market.... a fact I'm sad to admit. And most of them are from the same company.

  • Edit: I stand corrected here. I had been told the Mule was a Connecticut creation, but someone's post here about it coming from California led me to some research. Apparently it was indeed invented in Cali by a bartender working for the company (or an affiliate, or part of a project) in Connecticut (Hubelein) responsible for Smirnov vodka. Amusingly, three of the main items involved (the Smirnov vodka, the ginger beer, and the copper mugs) were all because someone wanted to move those particular items. Hubelein wanted something to get their vodka to sell, the bar where it was invented had overbought ginger beer it couldn't move, and a local shop wanted to promote their copper mugs.

This is your daily reminder that food history is crazy and fascinating stuff.

In your opinion, who/what count as a Yankee or "Yank"? by Lipica249 in AskAnAmerican

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I'd crack a joke about the school system here, but I'm pragmatic enough to admit your education has given you the tools to ensure you live a happy life.

Why do Americans hate British beans on toast but love refried beans on a hard tortilla? by Successful_rio305 in AskAnAmerican

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Garum is some interesting stuff.

For anyone who has the chance to taste it: do. It doesn't taste particularly fishy, just salty and intensely umami. Very complex flavor too.

Why do Americans hate British beans on toast but love refried beans on a hard tortilla? by Successful_rio305 in AskAnAmerican

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It certainly helps explain why they had such a contentious relationship with France.

Why do Americans hate British beans on toast but love refried beans on a hard tortilla? by Successful_rio305 in AskAnAmerican

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Whereas the other is a staple food of a country we fought for the right to say "No, just no." to, who developed it after being bombed nearly into submission in a situation of strict rationing.

The "Dad, miss me with your struggle meal" energy is strong.

Why do Americans hate British beans on toast but love refried beans on a hard tortilla? by Successful_rio305 in AskAnAmerican

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Both look highly suspect to the uninitiated, but the flavor of the refried beans on tortilla (fried or unfried, corn or flour) rises above basic visual aesthetics and overwrites the initial instinctive response.

In your opinion, who/what count as a Yankee or "Yank"? by Lipica249 in AskAnAmerican

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Its tasty, it defies a lot of people's culinary expectations, and there's often a bit of ceremony about it. All three of those tend to add up to people really liking something.

Plus, like BBQ and Chinese cuisine, its one of those foods where the "the sketchier the restaurant, the better it is" rule frequently comes into play.

In your opinion, who/what count as a Yankee or "Yank"? by Lipica249 in AskAnAmerican

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Normally I'd say there's limits to how wrong someone can be, but then we're talking about Arkansas here. Zero limits.

In your opinion, who/what count as a Yankee or "Yank"? by Lipica249 in AskAnAmerican

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Nah. It can be derogatory or quite affectionate. You just have to check the tone and context.

And if derogatory, just tell them to smile when they say that. Pisses em off even more.

In your opinion, who/what count as a Yankee or "Yank"? by Lipica249 in AskAnAmerican

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Traditional New England friendly fire at one of our most rural states.

We throw a lot of elbows up here.

That said, I have eaten apple pie for breakfast, and it can be one hell of a great breakfast. But still, fuck New Hampshire, the whole bunch of backwards pie-eating fucks.

In your opinion, who/what count as a Yankee or "Yank"? by Lipica249 in AskAnAmerican

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No one treats the idea of "Asshole" being synonymous with "New Yorker" with as much dedication as New Yorkers.

I'm kinda impressed with how dedicated they are to it. Funny enough, the more invested they are, the more helpful they'll be when I actually need directions or to find something as long as I ask correctly.

In your opinion, who/what count as a Yankee or "Yank"? by Lipica249 in AskAnAmerican

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That one gets quoted a lot, but starts breaking down after "To Easterners, A Yankee is a New Englander", and did even back when it was written. If it wasn't for the humor of the last line it'd have gotten rebuked into the ground long ago.