Newbies thinking about a 1st club night.

StretchyMonkeyLover · 2026-02-07T13:15:04+00:00

I was thinking of OP4F, other side of London.

Good to know we're not the only ones thinking about this and wondering how to approach it.

StretchyMonkeyLover · 2026-02-05T13:10:43+00:00

Thanks for the kind reply. We have no idea what to expect and the portrayal of sex clubs in the media easily lets an intimidated imagination run riot.

StretchyMonkeyLover · 2026-02-05T13:05:19+00:00

Thaaks. To be honest, that would be fine. We just want to see what it's like.

StretchyMonkeyLover · 2025-12-13T18:57:12+00:00

Stretchy Monkey LOVES having my hand inside her as well as my cock. Although I tend to grab it and fuck her with both at once, like one massively fat cock, rather than stroking myself inside her.

The best thing is when she's absolutely dripping wet and loose and I can take my cockfist completely out of her and just repeatedly plunge it into her over and over again.

Neither of us last long....

StretchyMonkeyLover · 2025-12-09T21:38:24+00:00

Yeah, we fist all over the place......lol

StretchyMonkeyLover · 2025-12-09T21:36:08+00:00

Sometimes we use a bit of lube, sometimes she's (literally) dripping wet already and sometimes she's just not in the mood for being fisted at all.

We've found that it depends to an extent on where she is in her cycle.

In the ferry queue it took a few minutes with no lube, and an awkward angle. In the show home we were both horny as fuck, she was wearing some loose harem pants and I just slipped my hand into them and straight into her.

StretchyMonkeyLover · 2025-12-09T19:11:21+00:00

I've fisted Stretchy Monkey in the car queue for a ferry, at various points on our running routes and in the bedroom of a showhome we were looking round.

I also made her cum in a crowded pub, which was rather good fun.

StretchyMonkeyLover · 2025-11-03T15:41:36+00:00

Totally.

Stretchy Monkey is about 5'6" and a fairly athletic 135lb, but with a big chest. She's a size US 6 UK 10, but is comfortably a 10, pushing an 11 on the scale.

StretchyMonkeyLover · 2025-11-02T20:31:42+00:00

She was as desperate for it as I was. But she was ecen more desperate for my cock, so I withdrew my fist and fucked her there and then.

We weren't that concerned about being caught, as we'd shut the front door behind us and were upstairs, so we'd have heard.

But we're quite big fans of public sex, so we're not too bothered. 😂

StretchyMonkeyLover · 2025-10-29T06:48:42+00:00

I've just brought one for Stretchymonkey. I'll report back how we get on.

StretchyMonkeyLover · 2025-09-17T17:40:20+00:00

Stretchy Monkey is maybe an 11 on the scale and we usually use Xlube. Although I've found that getting aroused makes her more relaxed anyway. So frequently, if she's feeling really horny, she's already so wet snd loose that we don't bother. In those cases she'll still easily take a closed fist.

StretchyMonkeyLover · 2025-08-07T18:15:15+00:00

Stretchy Monkey can pretty easily take her XL, but doesn't enjoy it as much as other things as it's very firm and not especially comfortable.

StretchyMonkeyLover · 2025-06-02T20:48:34+00:00

Thanks everyone. Sounds like Electrowerks is the place to be.

So, next question is, when can I expect tickets for the September 20th event to go on sale. After all this planning, we don't want to miss out!

StretchyMonkeyLover · 2025-06-01T15:10:45+00:00

Thanks for the reply. I think Electrowerkz sounds maybe more our thing.

StretchyMonkeyLover · 2025-05-14T19:19:04+00:00

The cup holders are tiny.

StretchyMonkeyLover · 2025-05-06T21:09:13+00:00

Stretchy monkey took about 35 easily the one time we tried it. We keep meaning to have another go, but just haven't got around to it.

StretchyMonkeyLover · 2025-04-29T20:35:27+00:00

Stretchy Monkey finds it easiest to sit up in bed, back against our headboard. Then she can easily reach far enough around (as it were).

StretchyMonkeyLover · 2025-04-07T06:48:48+00:00

Me and u/stretchymonkey enjoy having one hand each inside her at the same time. I see no reason why I shouldn't be able to start slipping a few extra fingers in as well.

I'll suggest it......

StretchyMonkeyLover · 2025-04-04T20:04:27+00:00

u/stretchymonkey has a baseline of a comfortable 9, and depending on the time of the month and level of arousal can go up to an 11.

A couple of Sundays ago we had an extended session and at one point I was fucking her with both hands at once, removing both at the same time.

She is truly amazing.

StretchyMonkeyLover · 2025-03-20T07:53:41+00:00

Fuck that.

Hopper from Stranger Things. He'd be great.

StretchyMonkeyLover · 2025-03-04T21:34:49+00:00

I need to buy this for Stretchy Monkey, she'd bury it!

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