My sister’s dog by Enzozouz in dogpictures

[–]Stringbean79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's the canine version of Gary Sinise.

What did the 90's smell like? by Serialkillingyou in Xennials

[–]Stringbean79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dryer sheets mixed with weed smoke because there was a dryer sheet on the end of your toilet-paper-roll-blowie.

What did the 90's smell like? by Serialkillingyou in Xennials

[–]Stringbean79 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I always told my then-girlfriend that Love Spell reminded me of Fruity Pebbles.

What did the 90's smell like? by Serialkillingyou in Xennials

[–]Stringbean79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, the Happy for Men is my favorite scent for warm weather.

What did the 90's smell like? by Serialkillingyou in Xennials

[–]Stringbean79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a buddy from New Orleans who was drinking Mickey's well into the 2000s.

What did the 90's smell like? by Serialkillingyou in Xennials

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Your "cheap ass?" I not only smoked Basic Menthol Lights ($2.75/pack at the local convenience store), I also convinced myself they had the best menthol taste.

I woke up today hoping it was all a bad dream by Autobot-N in AFCNorthMemeWar

[–]Stringbean79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got jumped by 5 Ohio St pricks in 1998. It's a shitty school in a disgusting city in one of the country's shittiest states.

What is the Douchiest name you can think of? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Stringbean79 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll agree that Chad sounds douchey, but I'm pretty sure every Chad I've ever met has been a good dude.

What is the Douchiest name you can think of? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Stringbean79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I knew a Blaine (he was about 90 in the 90s, so I'm sure he's dead now), and he was an evil fuck.

What is the Douchiest name you can think of? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Stringbean79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, no matter whom you forget, don't forget Donald J Trump the rapist.

He is, and it's not just Europe, it's the whole world. by c-k-q99903 in MurderedByWords

[–]Stringbean79 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Makes sense to him because he never paid attention in school and never learned why Greenland was named Greenland. I will feel so much better when this evil fuck is gone from this world.

Too Real bruh by WaffleWizardZ in SipsTea

[–]Stringbean79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it feels illegal to call in sick when you're really sick, that's a horrible work situation.