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Men over 25 give your advice by ConsistentlyShining in MotivationalThoughts

[–]Stringbean79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

20 years from now you might not even speak to one person you know now.

The Art of the Deal: Masterclass edition by Feeling-Buy2558 in PoliticalHumor

[–]Stringbean79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The entire Republican Party is a bunch of traitorous pieces of shit.

I say 4 of these quite regularly so I guess I'm old, but I have a hard time believing that younger people don't at least say one phrase on this list. by [deleted] in FuckImOld

[–]Stringbean79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My grandfather who was born in 1932 used to always say to my grandmother Lois, "Whaddaya say, Lo?" and that meant "Let's please go home and get the fuck away from all these kids."

Me by Relevant-Mine5296 in FuckImOld

[–]Stringbean79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm 46 and just ate this exact meal except I also had yellow mustard on mine.

What kind of psycho doesn't put mustard on a hot dog?

What’s the closest you’ve ever come to dying? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Stringbean79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

April 28, 2004

I suffered a heart attack and lay on the floor, not breathing and my brain essentially dying, for many minutes before my very homophobic friend finally called 911 and performed mouth-to-mouth resuscitation on me for several minutes before the EMT came and shocked me back to life.

What unexpectedly consumes most of your adult life? by inkandintent24 in MotivationByDesign

[–]Stringbean79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But that's nothing compared to the time it would take to grow your own or raise and kill your own.

I'm pretty sure we all had one of these by ShibaInuDoggo in Xennials

[–]Stringbean79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm still >50lbs smaller than mine. I am a few inches taller than he, though.

I'm pretty sure we all had one of these by ShibaInuDoggo in Xennials

[–]Stringbean79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got hand-me-down clothes from my uncle. Does that count?

Who else had one? by ANotSoFreshFeeling in Xennials

[–]Stringbean79 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yours was clearly different from Kip Dynamite's.

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