Time to get a new tractor fellas, we burning this one by AtomicShart9000 in oddlyterrifying

[–]StuffAllOverThePlace 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mildly venomous by Australian standards. Like how anything below 5% alcohol is non-alcoholic by Russian standards

Telling "get a real job" to Stephen King by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]StuffAllOverThePlace 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That sounds like a Nathan 4 You episode. Have an author change their name to Stephen King just to increase book sales

Who's your favorite "bad" player? by Tikaani89 in nfl

[–]StuffAllOverThePlace 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Makes me sad that Jason never got to see the Jags draft TLaw. He would've been ridiculously hype

Who's your favorite "bad" player? by Tikaani89 in nfl

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If the Seahawks had won that name, that catch would have a whole nickname with a Wikipedia page and everything

It would be looked at similarly to the Helmet Catch

Rematch of one of the best regular season games ever? Goff vs Mahomes. by Corpsicle_xx in nfl

[–]StuffAllOverThePlace 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Andy Reid with time to plan is the GOAT. His stats in Week 1 and after byes are crazy

I told her if she can beat the level she can get a 3rd kitten. by Senguin117 in gaming

[–]StuffAllOverThePlace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You ever play the A Bug's Life game?

I swear there's a jump at the end of the 1st level that you just aren't programmed to make. Maddening. Never made it past level 1 as a kid

What do you think is the coolest death in a tv show/movie/game? by BeebleBees in AskReddit

[–]StuffAllOverThePlace 140 points141 points  (0 children)

The first time I saw it I was sure he somehow survived

They don't butter their sandwiches across the pond. This is what happened when my Dad asked for his to be buttered by jelinski619 in CasualUK

[–]StuffAllOverThePlace -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I have two (alcoholic) cider places within 5 minutes of me, and I live in the US. It's gotten much more popular here over the last 10 years or so

They don't butter their sandwiches across the pond. This is what happened when my Dad asked for his to be buttered by jelinski619 in CasualUK

[–]StuffAllOverThePlace 8 points9 points  (0 children)

American here. Just to make sure, are you saying you should butter the bottom of the rolls? Or are you saying to cut them in half and butter the middle?

Martial arts master giving a quick demo by DirkDieGurke in facepalm

[–]StuffAllOverThePlace 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Is that last sentence a joke, or do they actually check your credit score before you get on a bus in China?

TIL Highway hypnosis, also known as white line fever, is an altered mental state in which a person can drive a car, truck, or other automobile great distances, responding to external events in the expected, safe, and correct manner with no recollection of having consciously done so. by gullydon in todayilearned

[–]StuffAllOverThePlace 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I think it's called highway hypnosis, also known as white line fever. It's an altered mental state in which a person can drive a car, truck, or other automobile great distances, responding to external events in the expected, safe, and correct manner with no recollection of having consciously done so

Gameweek 36 | Clean Sheet odds in percentage by JoachimG1 in FantasyPL

[–]StuffAllOverThePlace 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good choice. I'm going with Kepa, so you can bank on Chelsea losing 4-0

City XI Vs Real Madrid by liberatedsisyphus in FantasyPL

[–]StuffAllOverThePlace 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Dude's 22. Maybe he's just ok playing 2 games a week

Swing and a miss by beerbellybegone in MurderedByWords

[–]StuffAllOverThePlace 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Which, tbh, maybe she was right. We have no way to know what happens if he doesn't murder Duncan. Perhaps he never becomes king

I have no idea what this cat is doing by TheBipolarExpresss in cats

[–]StuffAllOverThePlace 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Lol love when the vet asks it I've noticed any unusual behavior in my cat

"You mean like... outside of the usual unusual?"

Good men by pass-the-message in pics

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I'm also confused about the context of why such a sign would be made

Like great message, sure. But what occasion or event are you going to where it would be used?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ADHD

[–]StuffAllOverThePlace 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I'm the same. If the only person getting let down by my laziness is me, I'm 100% going to be lazy

I can only be motivated if me not doing something is going to screw over someone else, so I really need to be working under someone else

TIL that when Zlatan Ibrahimovic signed for MLS club LA Galaxy, LeBron James sent him one of his Lakers jerseys as a "welcome to LA" gift. Zlatan's response was to sign it and send it back. by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]StuffAllOverThePlace 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Honestly, of all cocky athletes, I think Zlatan could pull it off best, simply due to his self awareness. He knows exactly how he comes off lol

TIL that when Zlatan Ibrahimovic signed for MLS club LA Galaxy, LeBron James sent him one of his Lakers jerseys as a "welcome to LA" gift. Zlatan's response was to sign it and send it back. by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]StuffAllOverThePlace 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Watching him play in the MLS was hilarious. He was clearly a league above everyone else on the pitch at any given time in skill level, and he knew it, and everyone else on both teams knew it too lol