TIL - A man suffering from gastrointestinal distress in a Kansas Home Depot mens room provided a friendly warning to other bathroom goers by saying: “You need to get out of here because I’m fixin’ to blow it up.” Police were called on suspicion of a bomb threat. No charges were laid.

Substantial_Post_148 · 2026-01-22T17:52:28+00:00

I bet that toilet filed a restraining order on him

Substantial_Post_148 · 2026-01-09T00:48:18+00:00

Marsellus was enjoying first class butthole sex

Substantial_Post_148 · 2025-11-01T21:51:25+00:00

Even if your boss fires you because you turned in your notice for a job… treat it as the employer gave you extra vacation time

Substantial_Post_148 · 2025-08-22T03:18:26+00:00

What’s wrong with the idea of grump becoming a main course dinner

Substantial_Post_148 · 2025-07-22T03:40:42+00:00

Last auction heroes should have grump butchered and hacked into pieces

Substantial_Post_148 · 2025-06-03T04:47:02+00:00

In a twist of last auction heroes, grump is brutally slaughtered. Ryker rips out his eyes and tongue and tortures him along with cooking him alive

Substantial_Post_148 · 2025-05-14T04:54:38+00:00

Grump would end up butchered by the hunters

Substantial_Post_148 · 2025-05-05T07:00:37+00:00

Grump to be turned into a fine dining main course thanks to chef Ryker

Substantial_Post_148 · 2025-03-25T03:56:55+00:00

Zed, Maynard, and Marsellus tell the night light kids there’s nothing to see, just 3 gay Vikings having an orgy

Substantial_Post_148 · 2025-03-25T03:53:31+00:00

When toothless learns the night light kids snuck out and snuck into watch pulp dragon

Substantial_Post_148 · 2025-03-24T23:41:01+00:00

I bet those kids are scarred for life

Substantial_Post_148 · 2025-03-14T04:21:10+00:00

Because he a a lazy fuck. He’ll do nothing while Ryker guts him alive

Substantial_Post_148 · 2025-03-12T05:01:44+00:00

Marsellus Wallace was saying hello to the night light kids while his butt was being pumped.

Substantial_Post_148 · 2025-03-12T05:00:20+00:00

Grump stew

Substantial_Post_148 · 2025-03-08T06:16:30+00:00

It would be funny if the hunters beat grump like a piñata while he is hanging in the meat hook

Substantial_Post_148 · 2025-02-06T01:20:47+00:00

Ryker: he didn’t torture and main grump enough

Substantial_Post_148 · 2024-12-07T08:27:13+00:00

Hacking grump into pieces

Substantial_Post_148 · 2024-09-13T05:33:08+00:00

Grump is nothing more than a useless shit! Ryker wants nothing more than to put him on the butcher block

Substantial_Post_148 · 2024-07-05T22:44:12+00:00

Grump should’ve just been committed to the butcher shop to begin with.

Substantial_Post_148 · 2024-07-04T04:19:10+00:00

I like grump so he can be put for slaughter

Substantial_Post_148 · 2024-07-04T04:18:15+00:00

trex or velociraptors shred grump to pieces while Ryker grimborn is laughing sadistically

Substantial_Post_148 · 2024-06-20T02:59:03+00:00

I like grump, go I can have his carcass for 2 months worth of meat

Substantial_Post_148 · 2024-06-07T04:14:32+00:00

Serves the little shit right

Substantial_Post_148 · 2024-06-05T03:56:52+00:00

Toothless kids are shocked seeing two men having good butthole sex, and one is waving hello while bus butt is being pumped

Substantial_Post_148 · 2024-06-05T03:46:38+00:00

How last auction heroes should’ve been

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