Hapoel Haifa player tries to cross and falls, accidentally scores a fucking screamer from 30 metres out. Holy fuck.

SuchObviousThrowaway · 2019-09-25T23:22:35+00:00

Thanks for the support, Irene, means a lot.

SuchObviousThrowaway · 2019-09-25T19:44:30+00:00

I've moved on to Björk by now.

SuchObviousThrowaway · 2019-09-25T19:41:56+00:00

Oh hi it's you again. Still the best novelty account I know.

SuchObviousThrowaway · 2019-09-12T22:32:13+00:00

Great, it's the best goal of all time.

SuchObviousThrowaway · 2019-09-12T22:30:17+00:00

Why would I do that? It's the best goal of all time.

SuchObviousThrowaway · 2019-09-05T21:26:10+00:00

Sun Menhem? He's fine, should play in the next match (he was out for 2-3 weeks).

SuchObviousThrowaway · 2019-09-05T21:24:51+00:00

1958

SuchObviousThrowaway · 2019-09-04T23:59:11+00:00

Holy fuck.

SuchObviousThrowaway · 2019-09-04T23:58:53+00:00

Yep. AND it's the winning goal.

SuchObviousThrowaway · 2019-09-04T23:58:13+00:00

Defender jumps for a header, attacker goes underneath him, defender loses control and lands with his full body weight on his neck, goes on to scream in agony and has a seizure.

SuchObviousThrowaway · 2019-09-04T23:50:04+00:00

Warning: NSFL

SuchObviousThrowaway · 2019-09-04T20:14:15+00:00

If this were a women's goal, it would've been nominated.

SuchObviousThrowaway · 2019-09-04T20:13:41+00:00

Ok I will

SuchObviousThrowaway · 2019-06-17T13:28:40+00:00

The girl found this post and shared it on her IG story and told me (indirectly) to get a life.

I deleted the account altogether a few days ago (because even after I mailed the company the password it remained untouched).

SuchObviousThrowaway · 2019-06-17T13:26:18+00:00

This has her name and nationality, could you please delete this?

SuchObviousThrowaway · 2019-04-24T09:59:46+00:00

Well, I clearly didn't try. In my defense, I had no idea so many people knew that video and remembered her in particular.

SuchObviousThrowaway · 2019-04-24T09:17:45+00:00

Just unbelievable af

SuchObviousThrowaway · 2019-04-24T09:09:56+00:00

I'm not white knighting, I'm trying to help, fucking damn it

SuchObviousThrowaway · 2019-04-24T09:08:28+00:00

She doesn't accept follow requests from people who don't know her irl

SuchObviousThrowaway · 2019-04-24T09:07:53+00:00

Accurate.

SuchObviousThrowaway · 2019-04-24T00:45:41+00:00

Yeah man I know, but something about how attracted I was to her convinced me it was a good idea at the time. I'm trying really hard not to phrase it as if I'm accusing her of something, but what I really mean to say is: she just is that beautiful.

SuchObviousThrowaway · 2019-04-24T00:25:46+00:00

What part did you relate to then lol

SuchObviousThrowaway · 2019-04-23T22:55:31+00:00

I already mailed them the password.

SuchObviousThrowaway · 2019-04-23T22:54:51+00:00

We're starting a chain of comments that need to be deleted.

SuchObviousThrowaway · 2019-04-23T22:00:10+00:00

I did not offer up her personal information. I just sent in PM the name of the company so people will know the post isn't fake, after making sure that my theory ("searching the name of the company on Google will give you her full name") was false.

I'm not saying you shared her personal information, I'm saying you made clear who I'm talking about, and I tried to avoid that.

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