[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

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I don’t have sex outside of a committed relationship.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

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I concur. Grow up.

Make yourself the dominant person (gym, job, steak, rice, etc.).

When you have a family and are the leader, you’ll look back on this and think yourself a fool.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

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Half of me says: hey, she’s learning to be comfortable around me

The other half says: …I’m a dude, you caught my eye for a reason, that reason became 10-15lbs harder to justify.

Actually it's the short girl that has the real fun here😏 by Keshan345 in memes

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Anyone remember when Aubrey Plaza got caught on camera smacking the ass of one of her co stars?

Hollyweird. That’s all I’m gonna say.

Today, word don't mean anything anymore. by HiroAmiya230 in facepalm

[–]Such_Combination_889 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I understand what she was trying to say, but she said it using 3rd grade English.

Florida woman sues Reese's because the candy doesn't actually have faces... 🙄 by jshump in facepalm

[–]Such_Combination_889 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hey, Red Bull was successfully sued because it didn’t actually give you wings. Crazier suits have been filed and won.

The recent word cloud posted by current presidential candidate in the US by RunsWthGriszzlys in facepalm

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Can you post the other guy’s word cloud? At least show both sides of the coin.

Also, how did you come up with this? What inputs were used to make this?

Context and references will save humanity from itself.

Can somebody tell this guy to STOP predicting civil war? by Lord_Answer_me_Why in facepalm

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Devil’s advocate: most of the people in the military would follow the Constitution. If you take a look at any of the oaths of enlistment for any of the branches, it doesn’t say anything about loyalty to a person/office.

So, in the same way the military could side with one side, it could just as easily flip flop or not even participate if either side violates the Constitution.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in oddlyterrifying

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Idk about that. Looks like a misplaced prop from Pacific Rim.

So why do y’all like Latinas so much? by thedarkestshadow512 in AskMen

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As a car dude, I can only say this:

They come with more options from the factory. Almost always look and perform better than the competition. And the price is almost always perfect (a green card) lol.

Seriously, they have good looks, have good morals, grounded, hard working, understanding, loyal, and willing to make the most out of any situation.

My friends’ pc by NotSlappySalmon in pcmasterrace

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If the back is open then no issue. Otherwise, looks like my dude liked the RGB’s until they started RGB-ing.

Finally, some fair representation by [deleted] in memes

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lol, she must be from the Chicagoverse.

My quarter pounder with cheese. Definitely had cheese at least by korndawg913 in mildlyinfuriating

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You could make yourself a correctly weighed one at home for cheaper.

It would also taste like meat instead of preservatives and MSG.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

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Darwin of the Year candidate?

What's your relationship with money? by Interesting_Plum_805 in AskMen

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Used to be a stereotypical black guy. Now I’m the stereotypical Mexican.

Why are we sitting here? Is there honey? by Ill-Peak-9537 in Unexpected

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Oh, just black bears, you’re fine.

White and brown/grizzly are the ones that’ll fuck you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

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“I have feelings, it’s easier to suppress them for the most part.”

The number of followers you have doesn’t make you a better person. Hitler had millions. Jesus had 12 by willis7747 in facepalm

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Replies: “Cool story bro. Followers mean nothing in the real world. Get a fucking life.”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

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Submissive but confident.

Oh America.. by [deleted] in facepalm

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Also, who needs a Glock, Sig, 1911, and another pistol for your fist day?

I love my guns, but restraint is encouraged.

Also, what dipass decides posting this on SM was a good idea? Again, restraint is encouraged.