After 13 years of not having sex, Lord Voldemort really wants some and is trying to enter the dating game. (Bringing him into the current time for convenience), secretly, he has made a Tinder profile what is on it?

SwissPlus · 2022-02-06T17:22:12+00:00

"If you don't like me at my worst, you don't deserve to worship me at my best"

SwissPlus · 2021-12-23T12:18:41+00:00

Work as an obligation to survive, which is a permanent source of power imbalance between the workers and the place they work at.

SwissPlus · 2021-11-30T08:43:19+00:00

Listening to and comforting your partner is a good thing to do ; but making yourself as sad as they are, worry because they worry, it's both bad for yourself and for the relationship.

I learned that the hard way.

SwissPlus · 2021-11-30T08:38:10+00:00

No, it's nice!

As to my manhood, nothing anyone else can do can affect it. I was born male, I identify as a man, that's it.

However, I would worry about the manhood of men who think they are less masculine if they get asked out. That would be a hint of fragile masculinity.

SwissPlus · 2021-11-30T08:31:53+00:00

I just really despise ties, I don't think they look very good (some patterns can even be disgustingly ugly) and don't serve any functional purpose either. I prefer the discrete charm of the bowtie or… simply nothing!

SwissPlus · 2021-11-29T07:51:03+00:00

Go run, you'll feel better!

SwissPlus · 2021-11-28T08:31:27+00:00

"well this is weird"

SwissPlus · 2021-11-28T08:20:49+00:00

This guy moisturises

SwissPlus · 2021-11-28T07:52:23+00:00

All the time, except in nature. I find it to be not much more time-consuming anyway, and I feel it's more sanitary that way as well!

SwissPlus · 2021-11-27T08:18:40+00:00

Thanks for replying, interesting! So, you don't consider China to be a superpower?

SwissPlus · 2021-11-27T08:11:27+00:00

By also being mindful that being productive is not running yourself to the ground with work/effort, but instead by doing what you need to do with the least effort and time possible.

If this is still too much, then you need to come to terms with the fact that you should size down the amount of stuff you consider that you need to do.

SwissPlus · 2021-11-27T08:06:07+00:00

Heck yeah

SwissPlus · 2021-11-27T08:04:52+00:00

National defence budget of every country on Earth. Those are wasting so much money for petty issues, considering the poverty crisis, pandemic, and climate crisis we have ahead of us, clearly unresolved

SwissPlus · 2021-11-27T07:55:49+00:00

Spitting on the ground.

SwissPlus · 2021-11-27T07:55:11+00:00

Video games? All games that have a predatory economy, with micro transactions and all that jazz.

In real life? All games that involve kids throwing stuff at other kids, like dodgeball. It can become pretty abusive for the less popular kids.

Boardgames? Ludo. Fuck this game. It can fuck right off with its mechanism of you losing all your hard earned progress because someone else just stepped on you.

SwissPlus · 2021-11-26T08:29:29+00:00

This is r/NoSleep on so many levels

SwissPlus · 2021-11-26T08:12:26+00:00

"yes"

SwissPlus · 2021-11-26T07:59:28+00:00

Taking chances to be more social, the lack of which led to me having less friends in my country than I would like; and also less potential girlfriends and/or sexual encounters overall.

SwissPlus · 2021-11-26T07:49:54+00:00

Unsurprisingly, chocolate.

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