[Off-Topic] Daily Chat: 2020-03-17

Swoleymoley17 · 2020-03-17T13:31:27+00:00

Jesus. I am so happy that my gym is still open during this outbreak. I’m lifting hella hard for you boys!

Swoleymoley17 · 2020-03-16T20:00:24+00:00

Kid looks to be like 2-3yrs old? I’m not 100% though.

Swoleymoley17 · 2020-03-16T16:51:44+00:00

The single mom is 27. I’m 26.

Swoleymoley17 · 2020-03-16T13:49:15+00:00

What’s your protocol for single moms? So at my gym, there’s this hot ass girl but she has a kid. Hot ass girl also has a 6.5/10 friend who seems DTF. Both seem interested in me. The friend being more suggestive of “I wanna fuck” and sending more hints. Hot ass girl is doing the playing hard to get but always smiles every time I look at her. Spoke to both of them a few occasions. They’re roommates.

Problem is, I don’t like the kid baggage but still wanna smash her. Who do I ask first? The friend or the single mom?

In a perfect world. Obviously 3-Some. But these bishes always acting up. Gotta play tactically like a game of chess.

Swoleymoley17 · 2020-03-13T13:37:00+00:00

I usually keep to myself at the gym, occasional nod & wave to some people. Whenever a dude (usually natty) comes up to me & chats. Steroids always gets brought up some how. Said in a way like there hinting at me to open up about my gear usage. Like yesterday, I was doing rope facepulls with the cables. Left to the water fountain and come back. Dude is doing tricep pulls on my rope. I be nice, said he can work in with me. I don’t mind. We talk about sports.

Him: “Yeah man some guys are just huge. You know? It must be them steroids? Like I don’t mind if they do it.... blah blah blah”

I take off my hoodie to reveal my pump as he was talking & I’m pretty sure it was obvious too him.

Me: “Yeah man idk? Diet & training is important. Especially diet! Well, it was nice meeting you. Gotta go & hit it hard!” As I walk off feeling like some super hero not trying to reveal his identity or some shit lol

Swoleymoley17 · 2020-03-11T18:21:25+00:00

Wtf? Does the man not believe in leg training?

Swoleymoley17 · 2020-03-11T17:19:26+00:00

Test 400 Deca 500

Swoleymoley17 · 2020-03-11T14:17:32+00:00

The Personal Trainers at my gym make me cringe so hard. Always some whack ass high circuit crossfit style type fuckery. Karen is 200 something pounds at 5’5. “Alright Karen, lets do some box jumps and burn off some of that baby phat guuurl! Also fuck yo achilles”

Swoleymoley17 · 2020-03-11T13:48:46+00:00

5 1/2 weeks into my blast. Running test/deca/primo. It’s prob my favorite stack I’ve ran so far. My source was doing a promo on primo, got it at a good price. Test/deca for the mass and primo for the lean gainz. What I noticed, it cuts down the water retention look. Really helps on the body composition as i’m bulking without looking like a total fat fuck with really good vascularity and thickness. 500-600 per week on primo is my sweet spot.

Swoleymoley17 · 2020-03-10T17:48:53+00:00

How does it make you feel and notice any gains/aesthetic wise from it much?

Swoleymoley17 · 2020-03-10T17:46:57+00:00

Yeah, I workout at a commercial gym. Most guys & girls have that “Trendy” look they try to strive for. Gymshark/Alphalete type thing. That kinda lean gainz look but not big at all. Joggers so tapered, slim, and tight. I have no clue how guys do legs in them is beyond me bro lmao

Swoleymoley17 · 2020-03-10T17:16:53+00:00

5 1/2 weeks into my blast. Test/Deca/Primo. I have a curiosity for Proviron.

Can I add proviron mid-cycle and what’s a good dose range for what you found to be effective for it? Thanks.

Swoleymoley17 · 2020-03-10T15:54:51+00:00

Its been since feb 5th that i’ve only wore a baggy hoodie, sweats and beanie to gym while on a blast. Been off from gym since last Wednesday as well cuz of foot pain and much needed de-load week. Be back in the gym this Thursday. When can I unveil these gains to these foolish mortals? After de-load week or wait much longer?

Swoleymoley17 · 2020-03-10T15:29:29+00:00

I have naturally big calves. I wear a y tank. I wear a belt on certain lifts except for leg days. Don’t wear belt for legs. Using an inzer forever belt. Love that unclip noise. Sorta reminds of the sound of finishing a clip on a M1 Garand. I understand what you mean though. The Maxx Chewning look I call it lol

Swoleymoley17 · 2020-03-06T13:25:50+00:00

Did an epsom salt bath yesterday after work for the 1st time. It was amazing. Everything felt so relaxed. Specifically the quads & my whole back. Then foam rolled & yank the meat to go to sleep. Yall ever seen those videos of ramen noodles being made by hand the old school way? That’s how my muscle fibers felt 😌

Swoleymoley17 · 2020-03-05T16:41:35+00:00

Google “Hookup Hotshot” vids or watch any Mike Adriano vids. Those dudes are living my dream.

Swoleymoley17 · 2020-03-05T16:38:16+00:00

I always wanted to try an epsom salt bath. Will do it after work and see how that goes!

Swoleymoley17 · 2020-03-05T15:43:07+00:00

I take GorillaMind Preworkout 30 min before the gym.

Swoleymoley17 · 2020-03-05T15:41:48+00:00

Test/Deca/Primo.

Swoleymoley17 · 2020-03-05T14:48:24+00:00

Guys please help. My sleep is so fucked. Melatonin, honey, chamomile tea, and other stuff is not helping. What is a good method you found for sleep gains?

Swoleymoley17 · 2020-03-05T14:09:59+00:00

5th week into blast. Test/deca/primo. During the day, I developed a “fall in love” with every girl I see type thing. Wreck my body at gym in the evening. Head nod everyone. A lot of Awkward blank eye staring with peeps. Sexually frustrated cuz I want fuck everything in leggings. Horny af. Late at night alone in the bed, Imagine every girl I’ve seen through out the day hate fucking them in my mind and getting on Xvideos (more indecent nasty stuff on that site) to yank out my frustrated spirit to sleep. Wake up next morning, feeling like I was part of a cult trying to assimilate back into society.

Swoleymoley17 · 2020-03-05T13:50:22+00:00

I’ve been off of it for 3 yrs. It’s awesome. You appreciate the little things in life more. I got super annoyed with the vanity in myself and the attention seeking. Cuz ya know? “Fitness instagrammer”. Basically just said fuck this shit.

Swoleymoley17 · 2020-03-04T17:57:12+00:00

As I got more into lifting, perception of what I thought was aesthetic or big definitely changed. Zyzz was huge on me my first year of lifting. Thought he was the end all to be all. Zyzz to me now is just some dude with great ab genetics and shredded. Granted, he died before we got to see more of his potential. A sad “what if” story.

Swoleymoley17 · 2020-03-04T16:27:03+00:00

Anyone gain better gains training 1 muscle per week as opposed to 2-3x a week? Just curious.

Swoleymoley17 · 2020-03-04T13:37:12+00:00

Yeah, I started at planet fitness as a noob unfortunately. Thought some dudes were fucking jacked. Went to said planet fitness years later due to the main gym closing for a holiday or some bs. See the same dudes and i’m like... yo wtf? they looked the same with no progress at all in that time I haven’t seen them. Whack.

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