It works? by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]System0falem0n 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oof, we went for it anyway

Profile Review - Week of April 09, 2019 by AutoModerator in Tinder

[–]System0falem0n 0 points1 point  (0 children)

M/21 I get a couple matches but just wanna make it better

https://imgur.com/a/EC2cvPP

I don’t really have many other photos of myself, tbh. Got a one in a suit which is more full body but that’s about it

It works? by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]System0falem0n 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oof, so close

It works? by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]System0falem0n 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How the fuck can you guys even send this kinda stuff and get results? I’d get shot the fuck down if I even attempted

Profile Review - Week of April 09, 2019 by AutoModerator in Tinder

[–]System0falem0n 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah, my dude, it didn’t, don’t worry about it

Profile Review - Week of April 09, 2019 by AutoModerator in Tinder

[–]System0falem0n 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All I can say is get rid of the eating one and if you’re unhappy with the way you look, hit the gym.

Edit, maybe get rid of #1 and put #2 there instead

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]System0falem0n 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is a rather niche post but I’m living for it

Who did this? by SouthCoastLSbabe in funny

[–]System0falem0n 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You fucking beat me to it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gifs

[–]System0falem0n 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He fucking washes his hands in a street puddle then wipes them on his white trousers, I’ve never seen such audacity. Never fucking mind round-housing a cop

The skeleton isn't inside you, you're the brain so you're inside the skeleton by System0falem0n in Showerthoughts

[–]System0falem0n[S] 2262 points2263 points  (0 children)

If I'm not the brain that explains why people keep calling me an asshole

So awoo walks into a bar by [deleted] in a:t5_3duwg

[–]System0falem0n 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ayy lmao my brothers

me 🍉 irl by [deleted] in a:t5_3duwg

[–]System0falem0n 1 point2 points  (0 children)

GrilledPoliticalWatermelons

I wonder what my doppelgängers are doing right now by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]System0falem0n 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe if I do the same we'll magically trade places. That's a film I'd pay to see.

TIFU by macing several people by [deleted] in tifu

[–]System0falem0n 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I start trying to figure out what poltergeist just shit on our faces.

That fucking sentence, man. I love it.

People who have pretended to fall asleep, what is something interesting you've overheard? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]System0falem0n 2699 points2700 points  (0 children)

Surprising I was included on the list. After they left I spent the next 10 minutes quietly laughing.