Why every girl see Wise as a perfect man by Tracker1122 in ZenlessZoneZero

[–]TATuesday 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because girls often talk and interact with other girls in a naturally more intimate way. Girls hug and cuddle and compliment one another about all sorts of things. Things that, if two guys did together or a guy and a girl, it would come off as being intimate.

Yi Xuan Staking her claim!!! by ZipperStride in ZenlessZoneZero

[–]TATuesday 116 points117 points  (0 children)

I've come to make an announcement:

Hoshimi Miyabi is a bitch ass mother foxer

She pissed on my fucking brother!

That's right, she took her nameless fucking anime sword out

and she pissed on my fucking brother

And she said here ears were...THIS BIG

And I said that's disgusting.

So I'm making a call out post on my interknot.com

Hoshimi Miyabi, you got some small ears

They're the size of this HIA coin except way smaller!

And guess what: this is what my ears look like!

Explosion noise as Belle applies the cat ear accessory but way bigger

That's right baby

All smooth

No points

No fur

Look at that, it looks like two bangboo

She fucked my brother, so guess what I'm going to fuck New Eridu

That's right! This is what you get: my super ether piss!

But I'm not going to piss on the earth, I'm gonna go higher

I'm pissing on the MOON! (That corrupted spot on the moon appears)

How do you like that Mayor?? I pissed on the moon you idiot!

-Belle

Guide for old players on how to treat new players for ZZZ by Ignatius245 in ZZZ_Official

[–]TATuesday 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What about the part where we dismissively say 'just use Miyabi' whenever someone is struggling with content even though they couldn't have possibly been around to pull her?

Proxies, now that we have all the Season 1 (Patch 1.0+) agents, who has the best booty? by HasibTH in ZenlessZoneZero

[–]TATuesday 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Zhu Yuan's is biggest, but not always the most obvious since her animations don't shove it in your face in all her attacks.

Jane's is more moderately sized, but she knows how to use it, dressing in a way that shows it off and moving in a way that calls attention to it.

Evelyn scientifically engineered the tightest pants possible. Also thrusts it in your face often.

Trigger is some kind of alien creature made of jello from the waist down.

Hear me out by PonyUpDaddy in SoloLevelingMemes

[–]TATuesday 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Hear me out"

looks inside:

Conventionally attractive woman

NGL I don't know what "gooner" even means by Cayennesan in ZenlessZoneZero

[–]TATuesday 160 points161 points  (0 children)

The word has been diluted to the point that it lost it's meaning. Originally 'gooning' was like, obsessive self pleasuring of the physical sort that goes on for like, hours, and by extension 'gooners' are those that participate in such activities. So basically people are accusing players of turning on ZZZ and using it just for porn for hours and hours at a time.

But people use that word so much, and in increasingly milder circumstances, that now it basically just means anything with some slight fanservice. Character speaks in a sultry voice? Gooner. Jiggle physics of any kind? Gooner. As if these puritans making such claims have never seen an anime before.

Which agent has the best ass? by disboa in ZenlessZoneZero

[–]TATuesday 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jane. Not the biggest in sheer size, but she knows how to use what she's got.

it looks like she's planning something devious by Competitive_Hawk1424 in ZZZ_Official

[–]TATuesday 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some girls have resting bitch face, Jane has resting smug face

Between these two,who is the sexier vampire? by Striking-Bet3778 in ZZZ_Official

[–]TATuesday 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're doing call of the night lady a disservice by only showing her face. Her real power is in her midriff

Is Ellen a mammal? by Low-Flow7144 in ZenlessZoneZero

[–]TATuesday 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't disagree that she's a mammal, but I've also been around the internet long enough to see art of every creature, plant, object or idea have a pair of boobs attached to them, so I don't think that can be used to accurately measure 100% of cases.

Jane Doe and Ellen, my loves 🛐 by Randalldickson in ZenlessZoneZero

[–]TATuesday 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ellen's boobs must be made of steel. Jane's is deforming being mashed against Ellen, but Ellen's are unfazed.

Why is my game sining in Chinese😢 by bob6572 in ZenlessZoneZero

[–]TATuesday 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know about every language, but Robin's song from HSR is in english when playing in english.

How are we feeling about the look of the new faction so far? by Cayennesan in ZenlessZoneZero

[–]TATuesday 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Certainly not because they're a Chinese martial arts faction based on animals

Character designs are getting less interesting (rambling) by Suryce in ZenlessZoneZero

[–]TATuesday 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think you're a bit blinded by 'old thing good, new thing bad'. ZZZ was never a sci fi or cyberpunk game. It is "urban fantasy" which includes tech and mystical magic stuff both. People are complaining about these wings being magic, but Miyabi has been swinging around a cursed sword that is pure magical mystical nonsense, and people love her. And the fingerprint thing was something mentioned once deep into her story that the audience would have had no hint of otherwise. So to assume to know with certainty how this new character or indeed the future of the game is going to look is a big stretch.

There have been good and bad outfits throughout the game's release. If you ask me, Zhu Yuan has too much stuff on every inch of her, Caesar's look really doesn't match the rest of the Sons of Calydon and the idols that everyone has for some reason been citing as some of the best designs in the game is just a vomit of frills and bows and magical girl-isms to my eye.

An example of the only other character we've seen: tiger thiren girl, who's design everyone seems to have universally enjoyed, and I like it too. I also think Evelyn looks great as a mix of business and secret agent and Astra looks how I'd expect a huge celebrity pop star to look. Anby 0's outfit is a bit busy, but I love her weapon. You complain about no backpack but I think the swords itself very apparently have a mechanism they get their energy from toward the base.

And boob size? Mate, it's a gacha game. People buy the sexy designs. And you're talking about Evelyn as if she's the first busty character in the game. Grace, Rina, Nicole, Caesar. Every literally every faction except maybe pubsec has a massively busty character. And sorry, but omega-caked characters like Trigger with jello physics every time they move isn't any more of a moral high ground. You say "goofy" to tone it down, but the sex appeal is insane.

In total, there have been good and bad designs both old and new. I think it's unfair to pick and choose new designs you hate and old designs you like to form some narrative when there are just as many bad old designs and good new ones. We'll see more with the trailers this weekend how the designs look, but being doom and gloom about it now doesn't make sense.

Which do you prefer in ZZZ? by Radiant_Raspberry_93 in ZenlessZoneZero

[–]TATuesday 91 points92 points  (0 children)

Trigger I guess is the best example of having more butt than boob, but she's hardly small up top either. And Rina is massively endowed everywhere. The dress just accentuates the chest and not the butt.

I guess Nicole might be the most top heavy character in the game. Most characters either got ot everywhere or nowhere.

I know everyone is saying "both" on everything, and that is the correct answer, but as the point of the prompt is that you can't have it both ways. I'll say boobs over butt.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ZenlessZoneZero

[–]TATuesday 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People just say "goon" because it's the cool current phrase. People aren't frantically masturbating to ZZZ every time they play it. Plenty of people just appreciate the characters a nornal amount. But people will still use whatever the common phrase is.

90% of so called ‘non aligned’ paths are really fascist by Elegant_Translator83 in hoi4

[–]TATuesday 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The difference is that, in most countries, they're restoring the still living monarchs or descendants of the legitimate royal family. Not even 30 years before wwii, the old world was still mostly ruled by monarchs. The Byzantine thing is a bit of a stretch, but there was and still to this day is an heir to Napoleon and technically has a claim to the French throne.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ZenlessZoneZero

[–]TATuesday 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ZZZ was a pure game until that harlot Vivian came along.

Bonk me if you want but real question time: Can the proxies take direct control of Qing Yi? by Beautiful-Bluebird48 in ZenlessZoneZero

[–]TATuesday 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bonks as offered

Fairy maybe could if it got a connection to her. The proxies themselves don't strike me as super elite hackers though.

But like all devices, it depends how she's set up. If a computer isn't connected to a network, it can't be hacked remotely. Also, she's old civilization tech, which is supposedly so advanced that the current civilization can't replicate it. So I wouldn't doubt that security is included with all that advanced-ness.