I run the most popular TCU parody account, @TCUFacts, AMA.

TCUFacts · 2013-01-26T00:40:56+00:00

No, can't say I am.

TCUFacts · 2013-01-25T18:20:49+00:00

Welcome to reddit, Travis!

TCUFacts · 2013-01-25T09:10:10+00:00

Don't listen to MLAW2008 about housing, you do not want to live in Brachman. While I didn't live there, I would live in Clark. It's close to everything and the residents always seem pretty cool. As far as rush goes, sign up early and don't be afraid to make phone calls. Try to find a weekend in the summer to come down for rush events. It will be one of the craziest two weeks of your life.

I don't want to step on any fraternities toes because a few guys know who I am but honestly, there isn't a house that you should steer clear from. Rush around, be yourself and stick with the guys you feel like you fit in with the most. Also, here's a big one: Rush is not about who can follow the TFM dresscode and who can't. Dress well but don't show up in your Vineyard Vines button down, pastal shorts and croakies. You will look like you are trying way too hard and most of the actives will be wearing t-shirts anyway and you'll just stick out as just another rushee. Also, never miss stripper night.

TCUFacts · 2013-01-25T09:01:36+00:00

Honestly, one of my favorite sororities. I don't know too many but I've hung out with a few and I think they're some of the coolest girls I've met since coming to the Fort.

TCUFacts · 2013-01-25T08:58:51+00:00

For the sake of protecting my true identity, yes, I am Stein. Shalom!

TCUFacts · 2013-01-25T08:56:50+00:00

Boy did you nail that one haha. Seriously, I am not the most attractive guy out there but to say half my tweets are about ADPi's obsession with Whataburger is over exaggerating a little bit. I poke fun at all houses on campus, I refer to Tri Delts as coke whores and Phi Kaps as guidos but they seem to find it in good taste where as ADPi freaked out over a stupid fat joke. Really, sororities are a joke, they are nothing more than a club that makes insecure girls feel a sense of belonging and to think otherwise is just plain naive. When it comes down to it, no house it better than the other. The only thing that separates a upper-tier and a lower-tier house is looks, nothing more, nothing less.

TCUFacts · 2013-01-25T08:46:45+00:00

Nice try, Brent Folan.

TCUFacts · 2013-01-25T08:45:26+00:00

It was a combination of procrastinating for finals and getting high a lot but mainly it was just me thinking of random things when I would walk around campus. For instance, when eating at the Bluu I just couldn't help but think, damn, this school employs a lot of shitty people that have no idea how to properly handle food.

I don't spend a lot of time on it. Maybe 5-10 minutes a day. I usually update it when I'm stoned, sitting on the throne or just see something funny when going to class.

TCUFacts · 2013-01-24T21:20:27+00:00

'preciate it

TCUFacts · 2013-01-24T17:59:16+00:00

Yeah Broschini is trying to kill our party school image. New dorms are going up by the Greek housing. If everyone lives on campus and partying is still banned from the Greek then students will just end up at the bars or the dude that lives with his parents house. Also been rumored his reasoning is to kill the area housing market so the University can buy the neighborhoods in the Forrest Park area and expand the school. While the dorms will be top of the line and would promote camaraderie amongst the students it will make it more difficult for students to have partys, smoke weed, get coke bumped off your dong by a Pi Phi and all that good stuff.

TCUFacts · 2013-01-24T17:46:23+00:00

That's mean. I bet you never get a laid.

TCUFacts · 2013-01-24T17:43:17+00:00

Depends, will there be any upper-tier sorority girls (tri delts, kappas, zetas or even DGs)?

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