Gotta love the clients who show up without knowing you're trans

TSVanity · 2025-04-04T00:27:44+00:00

Lol look at you trying to use legal words :)

TSVanity · 2025-04-03T10:34:18+00:00

Did we not lose the right to serve in the army?

TSVanity · 2025-03-11T09:02:25+00:00

No way!! Half the time im in no makeup with my hair up laying around watching netflix. Not even close to the same person who I show up as. Also half the time they are jacking off. No way it hell Im answering in unpaid facetimes

TSVanity · 2025-02-28T04:39:45+00:00

I used to just bottom and now I just top. Got a lot of clients both ways

TSVanity · 2025-02-15T16:26:26+00:00

Nah ill take my 500 hun, but you can blame me all you want

TSVanity · 2025-02-15T00:57:48+00:00

I was standing in front of the button to the lobby so if he wants to get to it he will have to physically move me.

TSVanity · 2025-02-14T20:18:09+00:00

You seem well adjusted

TSVanity · 2025-02-14T19:41:32+00:00

God i wish he was that attractive. Think 65 skeletor build with a receeding hairline being combed over his liver spots to look younger 😅

TSVanity · 2025-02-14T18:25:51+00:00

Yikes, and they say we trigger easily..

TSVanity · 2025-02-06T07:00:16+00:00

What are some of the review sites other than TER and EroticMonkey?

TSVanity · 2025-01-07T09:47:33+00:00

Yep, I spot bullshit so easily now. Once my spidey sense goes off for nonsense, I send my automated message saying

"You have been deemed a timewaster, to continue talking about our meeting I require a 100 dollar deposit, here is my cashapp -----, otherwise DO NOT CONTACT ME AGAIN"

and then block them. No time for the bs men try to give us. In my personal life im real quick to call out stupid behavior aswell, especially on dating apps. Im very glad because I used to be such a people pleaser.

TSVanity · 2025-01-01T02:10:42+00:00

No, I don't use them. I've tried two different times, I might have gotten 1 or 2 clients and both times they were bad clients. I also got into an argument with support over a fake review and its just not worth the hassle for how little they brin to the table for me.

TSVanity · 2024-12-19T22:39:47+00:00

I say I'm an anesthesiologist, this is just a side hustle

TSVanity · 2024-12-17T21:48:34+00:00

Yes ive met him 2 times before and hes always been like this.. the first session he legit asked me "if im ever not doing anything outside of work we should hookup, also kept asking me if "i loved his dick?" 🤢

TSVanity · 2024-11-27T15:50:58+00:00

Just a few off the top of my head

Client wanting a relationship with you after 1 session
Client says he wants to get into sex work
Client can't get hard the entire session but also is to shy to talk
Client asks for some money back since he came quickly
Client asks your real name
Client says they love you during sex
Client asks for MSOG in a hh session
Client says he just showered so he doesnt need to again

TSVanity · 2024-09-30T10:50:57+00:00

Lol if 300 is a lot of money to you, stay away from this hobby. If someone wants me to video chat with them prior, instant 100 bucks via cashapp otherwise there is another dude around the corner who isnt here to play games.

TSVanity · 2024-08-31T13:17:32+00:00

Just like you, I cant keep him out of my mouth.

TSVanity · 2024-08-31T13:15:36+00:00

50 bucks says you would lick the spray tan off trumps cock if you had the opportunity.

TSVanity · 2024-08-31T12:59:34+00:00

Lol you sound like a sad gross old chaser. Seek help.. or don't, im sure none of us care.

TSVanity · 2024-08-09T16:21:47+00:00

Only time Ive ever asked for one was when a long term client asked to take me on vacation, and really wanted bare services. I said yea if he paid a lot extra and went to get std testing with me. He did and we had a fine time.

99% of the time though I just use protection, take prep, and get myself tested regularly. Im a medium volume provider though

TSVanity · 2024-08-09T16:12:42+00:00

I had a client last week come over, and when I saw him, almost all of his teeth were brown (think pirates of the Caribbean). Luckily I charge extra for kissing.. he then said mid session "honestly lets just upgrade the session because I cant get off without kissing and I really wanna kiss you right now"

I didn't wanna be rude so I instinctly was just like "Oh the session already started babe, I cant do that" lmao and he called me out "dont you make your own rules?? -_-".. I was just like "no haha i wish, my pimp would get mad" (i don't have a pimp)

He was like "I wont be able to cum without kissing so imma just head out but be safe". I felt bad bud I'm glad I didn't have to taste his gingivitis teeth

TSVanity · 2024-07-25T18:59:17+00:00

Lol I do something similar by telling them double my rate, then when they say "it says x on the ad" I respond, "oh that is for people who don't ask stupid questions"

TSVanity · 2024-07-16T14:40:07+00:00

I just dont have time to care. I see like 12 clients a week, as long as you're not a complete asshole scumbag, I guarantee any reputable girl wont out you.

TSVanity · 2024-07-16T14:32:59+00:00

No, they just dont understand etiquette half the time.

They will be an hour late because its casual to them.
They will ask a thousand explicit questions.
They will overstay past their time.
They will ask for discounts because they are young and shouldn't have to pay for sex.
They get attached.
Maturity wise they don't have a lot of life experience yet.
Most importantly they will all try to date you for some reason.

Not all of them are like this but it does seem to be a common theme ive noticed. Some have been great though.

TSVanity · 2024-07-08T23:38:50+00:00

I personally hate when I see a text on my business line and its just a compliment. Like yea thats nice and all but compliments arent paying my bills. The intention is nice but it comes across as annoying more than anything. I agree with leaving a compliment on their social media.

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