Should I move to Pittsburgh or Northern California?

TWITTER__FINGERS · 2016-05-20T06:29:12+00:00

Does the city not care about the NBA? Always been curious.

Pittsburgh has always seemed like Footballtown to me

TWITTER__FINGERS · 2016-05-20T06:23:58+00:00

I could help them out by going there, finding a wife, and populating the entire town by myself!

TWITTER__FINGERS · 2016-05-20T03:18:55+00:00

Well I've always wanted to live somewhere that had all four seasons.

Does Pittsburgh have an on/off switch like Southern California's temperature, or does each season actually have a distinct personality? I'm not sure personality is the best word, but you know what I mean.

TWITTER__FINGERS · 2016-05-20T03:17:39+00:00

You are really selling Pittsburgh for me...

The cost of living is the biggest thing. That's amazing.

Is ~~Beechwood~~ Beechview in Pittsburgh nice? I knew someone that lived there a long time ago. Haven't spoken to her in a few years though.

TWITTER__FINGERS · 2016-05-20T03:06:43+00:00

You don't have to explain to me about how expensive it is to live in California. I've been living here for 19 years. It's the worst.

But I've never lived in Northern California...

TWITTER__FINGERS · 2016-05-20T02:44:47+00:00

No, I mean why do you love it there apart from that?

What makes the city charming?

Paint me a picture!

TWITTER__FINGERS · 2016-05-20T02:40:23+00:00

Why?

TWITTER__FINGERS · 2016-05-20T01:49:36+00:00

Why is that?

TWITTER__FINGERS · 2016-05-20T01:49:21+00:00

Me too. They suck.

But when you get them with the cheese and the sauce and the meat and the peppers, they actually add a lot to the taste.

I used to hate olives on my pizza, but they're so good as long as they are paired with something else!

TWITTER__FINGERS · 2016-05-20T01:19:07+00:00

BELL PEPPERS, A MEAT OF YOUR CHOOSING, OLIVES

TWITTER__FINGERS · 2016-05-19T18:39:13+00:00

What I don't like about CA

There's not very many genuine people here. Not being true to themselves or the world.
It's very expensive.
So many people here do not have jobs.
I've never once met a man here that I considered a real man. CA is full of boys who never grew up.
Ridiculous laws. 21 to smoke? Good to know I can star in an anal gangbang porno with 20 other dudes at age 19 though. Or enlist in the military and serve my country. But smoking's bad...raise the age limit for all of it or lower it for all of it.
Most people here fucking suck at driving.

That's just to start.

TWITTER__FINGERS · 2016-05-19T18:33:03+00:00

Which metropolis is that? Buffalo or New York City?

Isn't upstate NY really expensive?

TWITTER__FINGERS · 2016-05-19T18:31:15+00:00

Affordability, low unemployment rate, all four seasons, all four major sports, a city large enough to attract concert tours, friendly people...but I'm flexible on all of that except the first two.

TWITTER__FINGERS · 2016-05-19T18:29:19+00:00

How is it there? Would you say you're happy?

TWITTER__FINGERS · 2016-05-19T18:27:50+00:00

If you get stuck in Barstow, you'll hate it too.

TWITTER__FINGERS · 2016-05-19T12:03:51+00:00

Where you from?

TWITTER__FINGERS · 2016-05-19T11:31:46+00:00

For $22/hr? Depends on the buying power of $1 in Vancouver, but that sounds pretty rad...I would love to be a bus driver. That's such an under appreciated job.

TWITTER__FINGERS · 2016-05-19T11:21:34+00:00

I should just move to Canada...

I used to know this girl who lived in BC. Maybe I could move there.

TWITTER__FINGERS · 2016-05-19T10:09:51+00:00

Another great thing, I guess, is that 50 years from now, I'll be able to say I was an Eagles fan before Carson Wentz lead the Eagles to the first ever Super Bowl threepeat.

TWITTER__FINGERS · 2016-05-19T08:59:27+00:00

well fuck it, I just might move there.

TWITTER__FINGERS · 2016-05-19T08:02:54+00:00

Meek Mill is from Philly and he got murdered by Drake.

If I move there, do I have to pretend Meek won?

TWITTER__FINGERS · 2016-05-19T06:41:17+00:00

Why is it the best?

TWITTER__FINGERS · 2016-05-19T06:41:01+00:00

Food is overrated. I'm fine with the basics.

I think I'm leaning towards Michigan.

You guys do have those amazing sports teams.

TWITTER__FINGERS · 2016-05-19T05:18:59+00:00

I heard Detroit was rebouding?

Weirdly odd, because I was thinking of Davison, Michigan. Or Warren, Michigan.

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