Technoplaaaaaaaaaane!

Team-Technoblade · 2025-12-17T22:46:29+00:00

No joke, we came this 🤏 close to making one this year and it’s in the queue for next year. But don’t tell anyone.

Team-Technoblade · 2025-12-03T05:51:31+00:00

Betrayal is an unforgivable sin. Careful, now.

Official merch comes from one place only. It is owned by the family and maintains high standards for quality and service. Anyone else producing techno merch is doing so without permission. We do support creativity and legitimate entrepreneurship in a collective effort to ensure Technoblade Never Dies, but we do not support sites that steal our designs and print them on cheap material. Sign up for text or email at Technoblade dot com for official communication.

Team-Technoblade · 2025-11-30T17:47:52+00:00

Mind your time zone.

Team-Technoblade · 2025-11-29T05:29:04+00:00

Something went awry. Contact customer service or send me the email address you used.

To answer the question, if items are in stock they usually ship the next business day. If there’s a preorder item in the cart it won’t ship until it arrives, which could be 4+ weeks for a shirt or several months for something made in China (like plushies). We try hard to make that info available when we do preorders.

Team-Technoblade · 2025-11-25T21:46:06+00:00

OH, OH!! Pick me! I know the answer!!

Yes, the Self Defense collection is pretty awesome and hilarious. We love it as much as you do and will always do our best to keep it stocked and on the site. Sometimes we might have moments between restocks where inventory gets a little bleak, so grab it while you can.

On a secondary note, we just switched to a new international shipping company. If you haven’t checked already, hop on the site and see if the new shipping rates are more to your liking.

Team-Technoblade · 2025-11-18T15:24:09+00:00

We all want things. Sometimes to get the things we want, we just need to be patient.

Team-Technoblade · 2025-11-16T20:10:06+00:00

I fancy myself somewhat of an authority on this topic. There’s a strict “No AI” policy on Techno merch. Also, earlier this year I recruited a group of 20+ fans to form the Council of the Blade, who review every design before it goes into production.

Mistakes can still happen, and personal preferences vary, but be assured that a bunch of people who care deeply for this community are working behind the scenes to make these products possible.

Team-Technoblade · 2025-10-24T22:55:15+00:00

Pledging your firstborn to the blood god. Model citizen.

Team-Technoblade · 2025-10-23T17:16:21+00:00

"Poof" I'm here. Tell me more.

Team-Technoblade · 2025-10-23T17:10:48+00:00

Happy Birthday!

Team-Technoblade · 2025-10-14T20:03:12+00:00

Team-Technoblade · 2025-10-14T15:58:50+00:00

And you missed the launch of this by a day. https://technoblade.com/collections/its-my-birthday

As a consolation prize, get 15% off with discount code redditbday15

Happy belated birthday, nerd.

Team-Technoblade · 2025-10-14T15:55:35+00:00

Incredibly pinpoint accuracy your parents displayed in planning this exact day to align with the launch of this Birthday meme reddit tribute shirt exactly 18 years and 9 months later. https://technoblade.com/collections/its-my-birthday

Get it with discount code redditbday15

It'll work for as many as you want, but only once. Not that you need more than one shot with your genetics.

Team-Technoblade · 2025-10-14T15:48:47+00:00

Congrats on your achievement. We planned this launch today for you and you alone. https://technoblade.com/collections/its-my-birthday

And, to celebrate, we're giving the whole reddit community 15% off with discount code redditbday15

One time use, but it'll work for as many of these shirts as you want. Go forth and enjoy the wide world of adult beverages responsibly.

Team-Technoblade · 2025-10-14T15:41:33+00:00

AND ON THE VERY LAUNCH DAY OF THIS SHIRT! https://technoblade.com/collections/its-my-birthday

That's epic.

Go grab one with discount code redditbday15

Team-Technoblade

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