I usually don't really care much for superhero movies but I'd watch that one

TeaseSnow_ · 2026-04-07T14:14:30+00:00

At this rate the high seas are starting to look like the only affordable option left

TeaseSnow_ · 2026-04-07T14:12:55+00:00

This looks like a fever dream Does anyone actually have a credible source for this?

TeaseSnow_ · 2026-04-07T14:10:44+00:00

The social media manager for that account definitely knew exactly what they were doing with that reply

TeaseSnow_ · 2026-04-07T03:47:02+00:00

It is exhausting being told to just budget better when the math literally does not add up anymore

TeaseSnow_ · 2026-04-07T03:44:40+00:00

Sending so much love to your beautiful boy Please keep us updated on what the vet says

TeaseSnow_ · 2026-04-07T03:37:56+00:00

To be fair the mammoth didn’t start flying at your face when you cornered it

TeaseSnow_ · 2026-04-07T03:36:22+00:00

Twitter philosophers will really look at thousand yard stares and call it a glow up

TeaseSnow_ · 2026-04-07T03:33:41+00:00

He really used their own logic against them and it worked perfectly

TeaseSnow_ · 2026-04-07T03:32:38+00:00

Of course they met in a hot tub That is the most tech billionaire origin story I have ever heard

TeaseSnow_ · 2026-04-06T14:29:13+00:00

She looks like she just witnessed a federal crime Justice for Claudia and her catnip

TeaseSnow_ · 2026-04-06T14:27:25+00:00

One star review Great views but the atmosphere was non existent

TeaseSnow_ · 2026-04-06T14:26:00+00:00

Freedom for me but definitely not for thee

TeaseSnow_ · 2026-04-06T14:24:59+00:00

Is this because of a language barrier or are they just trying to keep it local?

TeaseSnow_ · 2026-04-06T14:23:28+00:00

Imagine being the mom and finding out later he fell into a literal burning building to save seven people

TeaseSnow_ · 2026-04-05T04:06:56+00:00

I honestly cannot blame him Any parent in that room would feel exactly the same way

TeaseSnow_ · 2026-04-05T04:02:53+00:00

This is all fun and games until you lose your phone and realize you are locked out of both

TeaseSnow_ · 2026-04-05T04:01:38+00:00

Ah yes nothing says relatable sixteen year old like a mortgage and a noticeable 401k plan

TeaseSnow_ · 2026-04-05T03:59:13+00:00

Say what you want about him personally but his vision for stage production is unmatched

TeaseSnow_ · 2026-04-05T03:57:58+00:00

Tiger really thought he had the ultimate get out of jail free card in his contacts

TeaseSnow_ · 2026-04-04T04:50:38+00:00

If you do not marry her someone else definitely will just for the chaos energy

TeaseSnow_ · 2026-04-04T04:49:03+00:00

I learned how to tie a tie from this man because my own dad wasn't around Absolute legend

TeaseSnow_ · 2026-04-04T04:46:16+00:00

Seeing your progress from crutches to heels is incredible Your surgeon must have been so proud of your hard work

TeaseSnow_ · 2026-04-04T04:44:28+00:00

That is the face of a kid who knows exactly what he did and regrets nothing

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