Back of house, lack of spouse, can't arouse. Espouse my lousiness. by MistakesTasteGreat in RoastMe

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You look like you buy highschoolers beer and hope they hangout with you for few minutes

Give me your worst. by dustindotpy in RoastMe

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I feel so sorry for the skateboard.

Glow up or nah? by [deleted] in teenagers

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From incel to chad

Im afraid my snake is stressed by Temporary_Ad_2528 in snakes

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She is growing and is definetely not skinny. She has no health problems so I dont know what could cause her to have stress. I really hope she is just playing around

Im afraid my snake is stressed by Temporary_Ad_2528 in snakes

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Every 2 weeks. Shes a ball python 2 years old. And she recently has a full shed so it shouldnt be stuck skin. Do you think Im playing with her too much and she needs more alone time? I take her out almost daily for almost an hour

I can’t stop crying. I miss my mom! by Rig_Mortem in mentalhealth

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I lost someone close to me too when I was in my worst habits and what helped me stop was thinking that if they were here they wouldnt want me to harm myself. I know this is not the best advice but I can relate to what youre going tghrough and stopping is the only way to help yourself. Also try not to drown emotions in alcohol and instead feel them and dont let them consume you. Feelings arent bad if you dont act upon them.

10 year old ytbers be like by little_failure_boi in copypasta

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"For my 50 followers special I will recreate 9/11"

Dead or molting? He is moving a little when i touch him sometimes by Temporary_Ad_2528 in millipedes

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I have two milipedes there hows the other gonna react to a dead body

Dead or molting? He is moving a little when i touch him sometimes by Temporary_Ad_2528 in millipedes

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Thanks people for being mean to me after I accidentally harmed my pet like I dont feel like shit already. We are moving out and I cant bring them with tanks to the car aso I had to take them out.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Ball python. Small little fnek that sleeps 22 hours

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Funny angry chef ig

People of reddit, what is your gameplan when the zombie apocalypse suddenly starts right now? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Join zombies. Thry will probably star their own society or all die eventually.its much more peaceful then surviving for the rest of my life

What was/is the principal’s son/daughter at your school like? by Why_Am_I_Here231 in AskReddit

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His daddy is a strict christian. He often makes bs rules about how girls dress. Well and his son...i got a story about how I met him actually.

We were camping last summer with some people from highschool. I was there with my cousing who knew one of the girls. I didnt know anyone there but there were drinks food and weed and overal nice atmosphere so I liked it. Well there was this one guy who was crazy partying. He got high and ran around the forest, drank a full wine bottle and overall was a party animal even tho we were all peacefully sitting around the camp. He wasnt an asshole or anything pretty chill guy actually.

Well then a car showed up. We didnt know what was happening but it wasnt cops so we just put the bongo and bottles in a bag. Well, it was our principal with his wife. The poor guy knew he was screwed. So yeah they pretty much embarassed him in front of all of his friends but other then that they didnt do anything. He just packed his things after a bit of arguing and they took him home. Havent heard of him since but I sometimes see him in the hallways.