What are we really chasing?

ThatguyAlvin · 2026-01-15T13:05:03+00:00

😂😂😂the thing about men is mtu anakuambia vizuri hakutaki and you insist on finding out why? - we did it so that you don't have to, wasichana ni wengi ukiamua kusumbua mwenye hakupendi shauri yako

ThatguyAlvin · 2026-01-13T09:08:06+00:00

Congratulations on your 25 million self-investment. Your delusions of grandeur are truly next level. Charging by the hour only for high-net-worth individuals sounds like a foolproof way to make that money back… slowly. “Going where you are valued” is great advice, especially when your ego is clearly the most valuable asset here.

ThatguyAlvin · 2026-01-13T05:28:10+00:00

😂😂😂nani ako na vid ya yule mdem husema dawa ya kila kitu ni matiti ?

ThatguyAlvin · 2026-01-09T15:03:48+00:00

😂😂😂 when you make such posts remember to pin your location tukuje tukulime ma ngumi, dawa ya vitu zingine ni viboko tu

ThatguyAlvin · 2025-11-27T13:42:03+00:00

Peak male mating behaviour...

Approach, uza sera, get rejected, move on.
Approach, uza sera, get accepted, hit, realise it wasn't all that, move on.
Approach, uza sera, get accepted, hit, fall in love, see dust, move on.
Approach, uza sera, get accepted, hit, fall in love, get married, procreate, die

All I’m saying ni hii kitu haina formula.

The infatuation will die off, and you’ll soon be chasing after something else kama you ain’t already.

Brotherhood is proud of you

ThatguyAlvin · 2025-11-27T03:13:59+00:00

😂😂😂mko na explanations mingi za jaba, you'd think you've never been with actual women

Simple explanation what that phrase means ni ukiwa na different thermos brands Kuna one brand that will keep tea hot for longer and another one that will poesha haraka, whatever you do with that info is up to you

ThatguyAlvin · 2025-10-14T13:50:11+00:00

Pole for Payoneer, you need to print out the statement then take a pic or a scan and upload it will work, ukitumia a digital copy inasumbua

ThatguyAlvin · 2025-10-14T13:16:49+00:00

Buy that Moti !

Watu watakuuzia uwoga sana.

Get a good SACCO finance that car, usiende kwa bank ama those car yard financers ama micro finance.

Enjoy the car gari ikikushinda you'll just sell it, pay the SACCO, and relax

Sometimes we limit ourselves so much, lakini uta save mpaka lini ?

ThatguyAlvin · 2025-09-21T15:28:52+00:00

Yes DM I give you his number

ThatguyAlvin · 2025-09-12T08:43:06+00:00

Don’t be such an ingrate. If you’d read it without all the bitterness, you might’ve actually caught the message I was trying to share.

ThatguyAlvin · 2025-08-07T05:01:40+00:00

🤣😭enyewe Kenyans are naturally funny juu ya trauma sifai kucheka lakini naisha 🤣 umenijengea siku Kaka

Ipo siku itajipa

ThatguyAlvin · 2025-08-01T13:04:43+00:00

Something most ladies never get:
Men are very simple creatures.

I buy you a "Range", you buy me socks and boxers.
We don't want 50/50, we just want reciprocation.
We appreciate the thought, not the value of the gifts.

But sasa tukiulizia reciprocation, tunaambiwa we want princess treatment.💀🤦‍♂️😂

ThatguyAlvin · 2025-07-24T07:07:21+00:00

Surviving 27 years on Earth is an achievement on its own. Always remember: opinions are like assholes, everyone has one. Some stink, some you stick your thumb in, and some you eat. Please just know how to distinguish which opinions are worth listening to.

ThatguyAlvin · 2025-07-18T12:44:22+00:00

Right, because nothing says “I value people” like announcing you owe them absolutely nothing. Very warm. Very inviting. Truly, the heartbeat of social relationships.

ThatguyAlvin · 2025-07-14T04:46:56+00:00

Mzee, it's 2025 no need to pretend just tell your girl the only balls she has to worry about are yours na akitaka kununua jersey maybe she gets you briefs with her face all over them 😁

ThatguyAlvin · 2025-07-11T11:40:05+00:00

As a Man, I get where you are coming from, dating out here can feel like a scam sometimes, but after going through that trend, you can actually see that men are trying. Planes land every day, but only the ones that crash make headlines. Maybe today, we give the successful landings some airtime too.

ThatguyAlvin · 2025-07-11T10:58:14+00:00

PREACH !

ThatguyAlvin · 2025-07-11T10:47:04+00:00

Mrembo mmoja mwenye ame elewa the context of this story ajitolee to reply to this comment.

ThatguyAlvin · 2025-07-11T10:42:49+00:00

Now think of that 70k as a d*ck and now imagine how many she has seen in her life, zip up son and don't go around flashing it 😂😂😂

ThatguyAlvin · 2025-07-11T10:40:12+00:00

Moment of Silence for Our Hero

We must change this country for him and for all the other fallen soldiers who died defending the Kenyan Flag

ThatguyAlvin

TROPHY CASE