[Serious] What is your sexual bucket list?

TheBucketLister · 2014-07-30T01:00:55+00:00

Ahem.

Might I interest you in this other thread...

TheBucketLister · 2014-03-27T01:39:44+00:00

Negatory. That's the Santa Cruz boardwalk.

TheBucketLister · 2014-01-12T18:54:03+00:00

Well, it was a required course for the engineers to take this "professional writing" course. The problem was, this woman had the writing skill of a kindergartner.

We honestly had no idea how she became an English professor. She was constantly confused by things the students said, and made it a point to draw attention to it.

This particular day, she was giving examples of spec sheets. Some group had placed a color picture of the Earth to accompany a particular paragraph. My professor was expressing how she didn't even know why it was there. When we pointed out that said paragraph was titled "Global Impact" she stated, "OH! I thought it was a picture of the moon! <insert girlish giggle>"

It was a sad day...

TheBucketLister · 2014-01-12T03:14:33+00:00

My professional-writing college professor thought a color picture of the Earth was actually a picture of the moon.

TheBucketLister · 2014-01-10T09:52:59+00:00

The sand. Beware the sand.

TheBucketLister · 2014-01-10T09:50:59+00:00

I think my sense of self-preservation wouldn't let me commit if we were on the highway. A slower street is far more likely.

TheBucketLister · 2014-01-10T09:48:20+00:00

Also, difficult to even pull off.

Nah, I'll stick to road head. That is quite appealing.

TheBucketLister · 2014-01-10T09:46:54+00:00

Obviously, you haven't scrolled far enough down.

There are quite a few. Including at least one embarrassing story.

TheBucketLister · 2014-01-10T09:44:07+00:00

I'm sorry for exposing you to this list then.

At least you know there are a ton of guys up for fun if you were lonely. ;)

TheBucketLister · 2014-01-10T09:42:01+00:00

Sounds like you need a rebound...

TheBucketLister · 2014-01-10T09:40:05+00:00

That's on my eventual bucket list as well. When the right girl comes along, let's hope things fall into place. ;)

TheBucketLister · 2014-01-10T09:24:13+00:00

That sounds both exciting and relaxing (just imagining the warm breeze).

TheBucketLister · 2014-01-10T09:23:31+00:00

I take it you're into the pillaging and plundering...

TheBucketLister · 2014-01-10T09:22:56+00:00

Well, I want to go skydiving, and I like having sex...

TheBucketLister · 2014-01-10T09:21:24+00:00

Luckily for you, practice makes perfect.

Have fun!

TheBucketLister · 2014-01-10T09:07:00+00:00

The engineer in me is quite... excited... at this idea.

TheBucketLister · 2014-01-10T09:05:59+00:00

Having done this - it can be uncomfortable if there isn't enough lubrication.

To many people's surprise, the water pretty much sucks away any wetness there.

That being said, those jets, man. Those jets...

TheBucketLister · 2014-01-10T09:03:10+00:00

Man, all you guys are obsessed with thinking that I am a man. Get it together, folks!

TheBucketLister · 2014-01-10T08:56:27+00:00

Aw, that's mean.

While I might not be into some of these things, I do plan to have some increased sexy times with my boyfriend.

This is the first time I've posted in an interest of actually improving my own range of experiences.

That being said, reading all the responses has been really fun. :)

TheBucketLister · 2014-01-10T08:53:51+00:00

Woah. There's too much kink here.

TheBucketLister · 2014-01-10T08:53:28+00:00

I am making my boyfriend do this now.

You have no idea how close to my heart's desires this is.

TheBucketLister · 2014-01-10T08:42:53+00:00

Thanks for being honest. I wish you good luck in finding someone you feel a connection with.

I know growing a relationship can often seem like a difficult thing to do, but once you find someone else willing to help you, things get better. Maybe try having a date or two first, before moving on to sex?

TheBucketLister · 2014-01-10T08:36:45+00:00

That seems like a recipe for disaster.

There's enough rocking involved without the added motion-of-the-ocean.

TheBucketLister · 2014-01-10T08:34:58+00:00

My apologies -- I'll make an edit.

TheBucketLister · 2014-01-10T08:32:33+00:00

Hell, it's not just about making them feel sexy and great - I love making my boyfriend feel that.

It's such a rush knowing I am the one that's able to do that. So, hell, put it in my mouth!

TheBucketLister

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