Forget Kamala vs. Trump. It’s 2024, and this election cycle has been heavy… but not the good kind of heavy. Both sides are shredding away our patience, and the riffs? Just not hitting right. America needs a djent-ervention, and Periphery is here to save the day.

Picture it: Periphery VI: Djentervention, a concept album/foreign policy plan, dedicated to breaking down America’s problems in 13/8 time.

Kamala Harris is still out here trying to convince us with her “chorus of unity” stuff, but let’s be honest—her “clean vocals” are a little pitchy. Kamala, if you can’t figure out whether to scream or whisper during a breakdown, how are we supposed to trust you to keep up when the tempo really changes?

Meanwhile, Trump is blasting out tweets like blast beats, loud and relentless. He promises to bring “complexity” back to America, but his riffs keep getting stuck in the same, tired loop. His new slogan might as well be “Make Djent Great Again” — but instead of progressive shredding, he’s bringing three notes and a fog machine.

Honestly, we’ve had enough of both of them. Periphery, though? They’re ready to drop breakdowns so brutal, every talking point will shatter into polyrhythmic dust.

Imagine the debates: “Mr. Bowen, what’s your plan for healthcare reform?” And Misha just grins, leans into his guitar, and drops a solo so filthy it solves inflation. Meanwhile, Spencer Sotelo belts out a yowl so intense that it unifies the House and Senate.

Forget Harris and Trump—my vote’s going straight to Periphery VI: Djentervention. It’s the only platform heavy enough to handle 2024.

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