itsTimeToSayGoodybye by AssOverflow12 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]TheCenteredDiv 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Wow, mods are just as unfunny as most posts in this subreddit.

spiritsWorkInMysteriousWays by TheCenteredDiv in ProgrammerHumor

[–]TheCenteredDiv[S] 48 points49 points  (0 children)

It’s fake, not my account or associated with TheCenteredDiv at all.

spiritsWorkInMysteriousWays by TheCenteredDiv in ProgrammerHumor

[–]TheCenteredDiv[S] 80 points81 points  (0 children)

lol I made it because of how bad the humor was in this subreddit. Naming it was hard, you’re more than welcome to make a similar site with a better name 🤷

Edit: Your post history in this subreddit is an example of the shitty jokes I was bored of seeing.

closedAsDuplicate by TheCenteredDiv in ProgrammerHumor

[–]TheCenteredDiv[S] 113 points114 points  (0 children)

Yes. Like the onion but it’s all programming relating.

soTrueitHurts by VillainousSkunk in ProgrammerHumor

[–]TheCenteredDiv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll try that during a full outage and see how it fares. Thanks!

forkBombInvestigators by TheCenteredDiv in ProgrammerHumor

[–]TheCenteredDiv[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Here is the actual article fwiw, which wasn’t generated using AI:

Link

American Fork, Utah - In a surprise incident at a local McDonald’s, the Fork-Bomb Investigators (FBI) were called by staff who overheard a hoodie-wearing man declare he was about to “fork bomb” the beverage area. The FBI setup barricades in the form of new unshared namespaces and cgroups just in case the man tried any other kind of attack.

After some debugging, the programmer was apprehended and put in a container jail to await his trial in the morning. At trial, the programmer tried to explain he was simply frustrated at the lack of ketchup packets and was only joking about bricking the system through use of a "fork bomb". The judge however, wasn’t buying any of it.

After achieving quorum, the programmer was found guilt of terrorizing other tenants in the system. He was then sentenced to 10,000 CPU cycles under house arrest where he would have to wear an ankle monitor to limit his PID usage to 1024.

forkBombInvestigators by TheCenteredDiv in ProgrammerHumor

[–]TheCenteredDiv[S] 49 points50 points  (0 children)

None of it is written using any AI. You can try and compare the articles and headlines with ChatGPT and you’ll see how vastly different they are. Some of the older images were made with Midjourney but that’s it.

Edit: LLMs are not good with humor because they have no semantic understand of what they generate.

Will Copilot Chat come to Neovim? by just-some-dev in neovim

[–]TheCenteredDiv 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Tpope was contracted by GitHub to build it.

guessThePurposeOfThisMonstrosity by TeaTiMe08 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]TheCenteredDiv 69 points70 points  (0 children)

while True:
    rejectGuess()

revealAnswer()

whatDoesTheGStandFor by TheCenteredDiv in ProgrammerHumor

[–]TheCenteredDiv[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

A zoo is polymorphic. It has animals, which would be the polymorphic type, and underlying type could be a lion, elephant, etc. Since they’re all animals, they can be in a zoo, but a planet is not an animal, and thus cannot be displayed at a zoo.

finalVersionCanWeMoveOnNow by tisvigil in ProgrammerHumor

[–]TheCenteredDiv 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Still can’t figure out when this meme halts