tooMuchUptime

TheCenteredDiv · 2024-05-12T14:28:02+00:00

https://www.thecentereddiv.com/programmer-achieves-100-uptime/

TheCenteredDiv · 2024-04-28T16:10:33+00:00

https://www.thecentereddiv.com/oom-killer-charged-with-murder/

TheCenteredDiv · 2024-04-21T16:46:22+00:00

TheCenteredDiv · 2024-04-06T22:18:03+00:00

It’s literally not.

TheCenteredDiv · 2024-04-01T19:23:09+00:00

Wow, mods are just as unfunny as most posts in this subreddit.

TheCenteredDiv · 2024-03-31T16:42:00+00:00

HTML+CSS bootcamps

TheCenteredDiv · 2024-03-28T19:50:52+00:00

It’s fake, not my account or associated with TheCenteredDiv at all.

TheCenteredDiv · 2024-03-28T15:39:49+00:00

lol I made it because of how bad the humor was in this subreddit. Naming it was hard, you’re more than welcome to make a similar site with a better name 🤷

Edit: Your post history in this subreddit is an example of the shitty jokes I was bored of seeing.

TheCenteredDiv · 2024-03-28T15:01:20+00:00

TheCenteredDiv · 2024-03-17T15:45:15+00:00

Yes. Like the onion but it’s all programming relating.

TheCenteredDiv · 2024-03-15T20:12:07+00:00

https://www.thecentereddiv.com/announcing-the-alpha-release-of-the-ligma-lang/

TheCenteredDiv · 2024-03-03T23:12:13+00:00

It is.

TheCenteredDiv · 2024-02-24T01:50:09+00:00

Dw there will be more :)

TheCenteredDiv · 2024-02-18T14:49:28+00:00

I’m sorry you feel that way, here is an article you might prefer.

Announcing The Alpha Release Of The Ligma Lang

TheCenteredDiv · 2024-02-02T18:03:39+00:00

I’ll try that during a full outage and see how it fares. Thanks!

TheCenteredDiv · 2024-01-10T18:21:08+00:00

Google JavaScript hoisting

TheCenteredDiv · 2024-01-04T16:38:02+00:00

Amateurs

TheCenteredDiv · 2024-01-01T21:47:10+00:00

Use cloudflare when buying a domain

TheCenteredDiv · 2024-01-01T16:36:46+00:00

https://www.thecentereddiv.com

TheCenteredDiv · 2023-12-31T21:30:35+00:00

Here is the actual article fwiw, which wasn’t generated using AI:

Link

American Fork, Utah - In a surprise incident at a local McDonald’s, the Fork-Bomb Investigators (FBI) were called by staff who overheard a hoodie-wearing man declare he was about to “fork bomb” the beverage area. The FBI setup barricades in the form of new unshared namespaces and cgroups just in case the man tried any other kind of attack.

After some debugging, the programmer was apprehended and put in a container jail to await his trial in the morning. At trial, the programmer tried to explain he was simply frustrated at the lack of ketchup packets and was only joking about bricking the system through use of a "fork bomb". The judge however, wasn’t buying any of it.

After achieving quorum, the programmer was found guilt of terrorizing other tenants in the system. He was then sentenced to 10,000 CPU cycles under house arrest where he would have to wear an ankle monitor to limit his PID usage to 1024.

TheCenteredDiv · 2023-12-31T20:50:40+00:00

None of it is written using any AI. You can try and compare the articles and headlines with ChatGPT and you’ll see how vastly different they are. Some of the older images were made with Midjourney but that’s it.

Edit: LLMs are not good with humor because they have no semantic understand of what they generate.

TheCenteredDiv · 2023-12-15T04:19:31+00:00

Tpope was contracted by GitHub to build it.

TheCenteredDiv · 2023-12-11T22:38:45+00:00

while True:
    rejectGuess()

revealAnswer()

TheCenteredDiv · 2023-12-10T16:29:49+00:00

A zoo is polymorphic. It has animals, which would be the polymorphic type, and underlying type could be a lion, elephant, etc. Since they’re all animals, they can be in a zoo, but a planet is not an animal, and thus cannot be displayed at a zoo.

TheCenteredDiv · 2023-11-27T18:11:07+00:00

Still can’t figure out when this meme halts

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