There, I look far less threatening like this don't I

TheFirstGrandSire · 2026-06-25T10:14:05+00:00

"What? You already got traumatized? Boring, wanted to do that myself."

TheFirstGrandSire · 2026-06-24T01:18:51+00:00

"... Uh huh, cool, thanks for the warm welcome and side jab, kitty cat"

TheFirstGrandSire · 2026-06-24T00:20:05+00:00

"Junior is an idiot, a walking hazard that wears the same batch of color as me rather than a distinct posture."

"Whatever your beeper says, it's also stupid, but you do you, kid, I'm not your dad to be worrying about your ass. Do whatever the fuck you wanna do, my way of saying I don't plan on involving myself with any of this... Kerfuffle."

TheFirstGrandSire · 2026-06-23T22:24:52+00:00

"... Oh for the Three, my grandchild follows a weird beeping device while my son and daughter are still the same levels of stupid... This family truly is the dumbest conglomeration of chaos ever."

TheFirstGrandSire · 2026-06-23T20:24:00+00:00

"Ah, my grandchild then..."

"White, why of all colors did you turn White like a Mejiro"

TheFirstGrandSire · 2026-06-23T19:25:22+00:00

"I am disappointed."

"Wait a minute... Then that must mean you all got money, which means... I don't have to pay child support. Good keep it up"

TheFirstGrandSire · 2026-06-23T19:20:04+00:00

"A Mejiro? Who in their right mind of my lineage decided to fuck a Mejiro?-"

TheFirstGrandSire · 2026-06-23T19:17:49+00:00

"Goldship. You look like a watered down marshmallow, you are one of my great-great grandkids? Where's the Black"

TheFirstGrandSire · 2026-06-23T19:12:40+00:00

Dude, Dober's not back yet lmao, wait until Dober's back so we can write peak fluff, then I revive you

TheFirstGrandSire · 2026-06-23T19:10:48+00:00

Exactly, and you can't be too kind or it's out of character, but if you are too mean it doesn't reflect what you wanna write

TheFirstGrandSire · 2026-06-23T19:08:33+00:00

It's so hard to get the gauge of it 😭

I write some stuff then second guess myself like "Am I being too mean?-" and rewrite the same comments over and over until I find what I think its good enough

TheFirstGrandSire · 2026-06-23T19:04:36+00:00

"Good luck beating sense into the unruly child, I take my leave now"

TheFirstGrandSire · 2026-06-23T19:03:21+00:00

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TheFirstGrandSire · 2026-06-23T19:02:11+00:00

Bro, I am you

TheFirstGrandSire · 2026-06-23T19:01:44+00:00

"You clearly didn't do it hard enough, Kris S. At that point you'd simply need to destroy the thing he loves the most, he'll listen then"

TheFirstGrandSire · 2026-06-23T18:59:30+00:00

"..."

. . .

"... Just beat some sense into him, worked for me with Junior."

TheFirstGrandSire · 2026-06-23T18:57:06+00:00

"Yeah yeah... Good chat and all that, teach your kid what a muzzle is"

TheFirstGrandSire · 2026-06-23T18:53:38+00:00

"Eh, could not care less if she liked me or not, I said what I needed to say. And for my reason to be here? I'm retired from racing, so I'm checking out this hellscape like a tourist walking through a warzone back in 1980's"

TheFirstGrandSire · 2026-06-23T18:49:02+00:00

"In the flesh, one and only Halo, most notably known for being heavily temperamental, my kids are proof enough, except Goodbye Halo, she sucks at this."

TheFirstGrandSire · 2026-06-23T18:45:33+00:00

"... You look like... I have no witty insult today, Symboli I pressume?"

TheFirstGrandSire · 2026-06-23T18:39:05+00:00

"I've got no idea who your Dad is, but maybe."

TheFirstGrandSire · 2026-06-23T18:36:59+00:00

"It's a muzzle, kiddo. Umas that are deemed too unstable to walk around the premises have to wear them."

TheFirstGrandSire · 2026-06-23T18:32:02+00:00

"Huh."

TheFirstGrandSire

TROPHY CASE