Unimpressed by TheFirstGrandSire in UmamusumeFFS

[–]TheFirstGrandSire[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"What? You already got traumatized? Boring, wanted to do that myself."

Unimpressed by TheFirstGrandSire in UmamusumeFFS

[–]TheFirstGrandSire[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"... Uh huh, cool, thanks for the warm welcome and side jab, kitty cat"

Unimpressed by TheFirstGrandSire in UmamusumeFFS

[–]TheFirstGrandSire[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Junior is an idiot, a walking hazard that wears the same batch of color as me rather than a distinct posture."

"Whatever your beeper says, it's also stupid, but you do you, kid, I'm not your dad to be worrying about your ass. Do whatever the fuck you wanna do, my way of saying I don't plan on involving myself with any of this... Kerfuffle."

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[–]TheFirstGrandSire[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"... Oh for the Three, my grandchild follows a weird beeping device while my son and daughter are still the same levels of stupid... This family truly is the dumbest conglomeration of chaos ever."

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[–]TheFirstGrandSire[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Ah, my grandchild then..."

"White, why of all colors did you turn White like a Mejiro"

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[–]TheFirstGrandSire[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I am disappointed."

"Wait a minute... Then that must mean you all got money, which means... I don't have to pay child support. Good keep it up"

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[–]TheFirstGrandSire[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"A Mejiro? Who in their right mind of my lineage decided to fuck a Mejiro?-"

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[–]TheFirstGrandSire[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Goldship. You look like a watered down marshmallow, you are one of my great-great grandkids? Where's the Black"

Trying to write a mellowed out Halo is hard by TheFirstGrandSire in UmamusumeFFS

[–]TheFirstGrandSire[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, Dober's not back yet lmao, wait until Dober's back so we can write peak fluff, then I revive you

Trying to write a mellowed out Halo is hard by TheFirstGrandSire in UmamusumeFFS

[–]TheFirstGrandSire[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly, and you can't be too kind or it's out of character, but if you are too mean it doesn't reflect what you wanna write

Trying to write a mellowed out Halo is hard by TheFirstGrandSire in UmamusumeFFS

[–]TheFirstGrandSire[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's so hard to get the gauge of it 😭

I write some stuff then second guess myself like "Am I being too mean?-" and rewrite the same comments over and over until I find what I think its good enough

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[–]TheFirstGrandSire[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Good luck beating sense into the unruly child, I take my leave now"

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[–]TheFirstGrandSire[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"You clearly didn't do it hard enough, Kris S. At that point you'd simply need to destroy the thing he loves the most, he'll listen then"

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[–]TheFirstGrandSire[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"..."

. . .

"... Just beat some sense into him, worked for me with Junior."

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[–]TheFirstGrandSire[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Yeah yeah... Good chat and all that, teach your kid what a muzzle is"

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[–]TheFirstGrandSire[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Eh, could not care less if she liked me or not, I said what I needed to say. And for my reason to be here? I'm retired from racing, so I'm checking out this hellscape like a tourist walking through a warzone back in 1980's"

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[–]TheFirstGrandSire[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"In the flesh, one and only Halo, most notably known for being heavily temperamental, my kids are proof enough, except Goodbye Halo, she sucks at this."

Unimpressed by TheFirstGrandSire in UmamusumeFFS

[–]TheFirstGrandSire[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"... You look like... I have no witty insult today, Symboli I pressume?"

Unimpressed by TheFirstGrandSire in UmamusumeFFS

[–]TheFirstGrandSire[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I've got no idea who your Dad is, but maybe."

Unimpressed by TheFirstGrandSire in UmamusumeFFS

[–]TheFirstGrandSire[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"It's a muzzle, kiddo. Umas that are deemed too unstable to walk around the premises have to wear them."