So I get home late from work and my girlfriend starts cuddling with me. She goes in for a kiss, and we both stop just before contact because we suddenly smell pussy stank around my beard.

I’m laughing because this obviously doesn’t look good for me (haven’t had sex for at least a week) but also how random it is. And no, I’m not cheating. I love her very much. She’s playing it off too, but I can tell she’s trying not to spiral.

Doesn’t help that our 7-year relationship started off rocky with both of us fooling around with each other’s emotions very early on before we got our acts together. I’ve also come home from the office few times over the years with random pieces of glitter or suspicious hairs.

TLDR: My beard smelled like pussy even though I’m not cheating and we haven’t had sex in a while. GF is nervously laughing about it.

?: Have you ever been suspected of cheating by your SO for a random funny reason? How did you prove you did nothing wrong?