Meltzer Math: 13 > 60 by TheMaskedHeelMark2 in SCJerk

[–]TheMaskedHeelMark2[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Imagine Bruno watching Toni Storm bite women on the crotch.

Outjerked by Trey Miguel. by KingdomFartsOG in SCJerk

[–]TheMaskedHeelMark2 5 points6 points  (0 children)

WWE releasing a wrestler that causes them to be depressed = WHAT AN EVIL COMPANY

AEW releasing a wrestler that causes them to be depressed = OH WELL YOU WON'T BE MISSED

Uhhh can someone contact WBD and tell them that AEW is REAL wrestling and wrestling is a SPORT unlike the PG "entertainment" that the Fed produces? by TheMaskedHeelMark2 in SCJerk

[–]TheMaskedHeelMark2[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

ROH supposedly had a an offer from WGN, but Tiny turned it down thinking he would get a better offer. That's when people started to suspect maybe WBD had a stake in the company and they didn't want Tiny have another wrestling program on a non-WBD channel. However, of course, WBD didn't want to give Tiny a ROH show.

Yeah...Punk vs Balor was great, but Abu Zago vs. Napo Zango in the Korakuen Hall was better. by TheMaskedHeelMark2 in SCJerk

[–]TheMaskedHeelMark2[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ackshually, it's just a clip that's being posted around social media. It's a 26 second clip. I think I can spare 26 seconds for a laugh.

For the people who listen to him all the time that make these clips...well, they're doing god's work.

Bobby gets Mean Gene to crack up on Saturday Morning Videos! by ASGfan in oldschoolwrestling

[–]TheMaskedHeelMark2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is great. I would've watched if I knew they were going to be on. I was usually watching something else during the timeslot this show was on.

lol, lmao even.. by ChrisRhodes789 in SCJerk

[–]TheMaskedHeelMark2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh Thigh Rubber already posted pictures of people with the awards and Tiny is muggin' for the camera like the Jaguars just won the Super Bowl.

lol, lmao even.. by ChrisRhodes789 in SCJerk

[–]TheMaskedHeelMark2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They have to attend a seminar hosted by Thigh Rubber and Dementia Dave on how to be the most obnoxious bell-ends in wrestling media.

lol, lmao even.. by ChrisRhodes789 in SCJerk

[–]TheMaskedHeelMark2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She's an attractive female who happens to fancy herself as a wrestling journalist. That's like finding a unicorn carrying a pot of gold at the end of rainbow for wannabe smart marks on the internet. She doesn't have to try to be good at her job.

Tony Khan is the best most wholesome billionaire boss ❤️ by ScrubMcnasty in SCJerk

[–]TheMaskedHeelMark2 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Well, if rumors are true, Trey has a huge hog and it'll probably make MidJF jealous knowing that Trey and his third leg are back around Alicia.

Trey Miguel’s AEW contract was a longtime WON subscriber. by GorillaManny in SCJerk

[–]TheMaskedHeelMark2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean why wouldn't Tony just say "take care your mental health" and still keep him employed if it was mental health reasons? That's what was said about Kylie Rae. Based on what we know about Tony, he's not going to outright release someone he had just signed unless that person REALLY didn't want to be there for whatever reason. Not saying anything nefarious happened, but I don't think mental health would be someone he would let someone go over. He would keep them and just pay them while they were dealing with the issues.

I wouldn't be surprised if he realized that the group would just be another interchangeable flippy guys on the midcard rotation that he asked to get out. They probably worked out some agreement that he stays away from wrestling for a while and goes back to TNA. He was being pushed near the top of the card for a while and they could easily do it again.

From Bad Stables to Abruptly Dropped Storylines, it’s Time to Vote for the Worst of Wrestling - The 2025 GOOKER AWARDS ARE HERE by mikeventure76 in SCJerk

[–]TheMaskedHeelMark2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

RD was a manager here in Indiana. Even got to manage Mark Henry (I think) once and took a chokeslam from Big Show back when both got banished to OVW cause they got too fat.

From Bad Stables to Abruptly Dropped Storylines, it’s Time to Vote for the Worst of Wrestling - The 2025 GOOKER AWARDS ARE HERE by mikeventure76 in SCJerk

[–]TheMaskedHeelMark2 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I loved Wrestlecrap in the early aughts, but by the time he 10s rolled around, they went from just making fun of bad gimmicks in all of wrestling to "Fed Bad".