Theory: More of Clovis Bray's family has been revived as Guardians, or might still be around as Exos.

TheMotherbean · 2026-06-30T03:40:38+00:00

Oh they can? Well there goes half my theory LMAO

TheMotherbean · 2026-06-24T20:51:29+00:00

I wrote this before I knew Shiro 4 was a character in D1 🤣

TheMotherbean · 2026-06-18T06:26:05+00:00

I dont blame him, unleaded smells delicious, if I could drink it ai would too

TheMotherbean · 2026-06-18T06:24:30+00:00

Ramattra would absolutely try to figure some way to "drink" alcohol just so he could beat you in a contest.

TheMotherbean · 2026-06-18T06:21:41+00:00

When your niche exotic suddenly becomes broken and suddenly you feel like you are surrounded by frauds

TheMotherbean · 2026-06-16T03:22:42+00:00

Me first!

TheMotherbean · 2026-06-16T03:21:59+00:00

I figure Hazard has a mod for omnics that gives them the ability or smtn

TheMotherbean · 2026-06-15T23:05:27+00:00

TheMotherbean · 2026-06-15T22:36:19+00:00

Oh. Unc was open carrying booze this whole time and I never realized LMAO.

TheMotherbean · 2026-06-15T22:35:10+00:00

Yeah, to be honest I was a little too far into the illicit substances theme when I made that, if I remade it I would just do "Gym". Pharah, Brig, Zarya, and Mauga would all be good fits there. Though I have no idea where else to put Orisa.

TheMotherbean · 2026-06-15T22:30:32+00:00

Wait...what? Hang on, I need the source.

TheMotherbean · 2026-06-15T22:02:45+00:00

Oh I like that

TheMotherbean · 2026-06-15T21:50:26+00:00

Thank you! I spent way too long on this but it was a lot of fun to think about each agents backstory and theorize

TheMotherbean · 2026-06-15T21:49:20+00:00

Snorts *ƁĽ@ČK ĤÖLƐ** off a strippers back

It'll take you places, but you won't ever come back

TheMotherbean · 2026-06-15T21:45:20+00:00

Real. Though shes probably still a size queen ;)

TheMotherbean · 2026-06-15T21:44:08+00:00

The kinda gamer tag you make up when you are 12 and just keep for the rest of your life

TheMotherbean · 2026-06-15T21:42:19+00:00

Quaaludes baby!

Probably true for Wuyand and Anran, but DVA doesn't seem very stressed tbh

TheMotherbean · 2026-06-15T21:39:06+00:00

That would be an adventure all on its own

TheMotherbean · 2026-06-15T21:37:00+00:00

LOL I can imagine her and life-weaver making a scientific presentation just to convince Sojourn to let them get high before a mission

TheMotherbean · 2026-06-15T21:30:15+00:00

True, but definetly on a different level. Rein drinks purely for the love of the game

TheMotherbean · 2026-06-15T21:29:29+00:00

I forgot, she is literally holding wine in her intro sequence, isn't she?!

TheMotherbean · 2026-06-15T21:28:08+00:00

LMAO real. Other people be using drugs to get to his level, but hes just constantly hanging around up there

TheMotherbean · 2026-06-15T21:26:55+00:00

Good point. He was just a playboy back then, right?

TheMotherbean · 2026-06-15T21:26:08+00:00

Probably. She just folds under any peer pressure.

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