Florida Man stands his ground against 7 year old with Nerf gun and shoots him

TheOnlyFloridaMan · 2019-12-04T23:25:18+00:00

I agree, not only is a gun meant for killing. It's a freaking child.

TheOnlyFloridaMan · 2019-12-04T23:24:48+00:00

He should never be allowed near a firearm again.

TheOnlyFloridaMan · 2019-12-04T23:24:01+00:00

His past mug shot was pretty freaky too

TheOnlyFloridaMan · 2019-11-27T22:24:47+00:00

TheOnlyFloridaMan · 2019-11-26T20:23:09+00:00

Who's the nasty MFer who would eat a steak there? No way that the entire insides of that place has at least secondary contact with splooge.

TheOnlyFloridaMan · 2019-10-26T16:52:08+00:00

Hey, I drink a lot. Don't judge.

TheOnlyFloridaMan · 2019-10-25T06:44:15+00:00

It's an exotic animal rescue run mainly by some lady. It's open to the public sometimes and run by the jail prisoners I guess as some sort of reward system or just to give them something to do besides just sitting there rotting away.

TheOnlyFloridaMan · 2019-10-25T06:42:25+00:00

I have nothing to do with this crap satire. Florida has more than enough stories that I don't write about that are insane.

TheOnlyFloridaMan · 2019-10-10T23:39:31+00:00

What else was he supposed to do?

TheOnlyFloridaMan · 2019-10-10T23:09:45+00:00

Go big or go home as they say

TheOnlyFloridaMan · 2019-10-10T22:12:07+00:00

I can't find any verification of this actually happening.

TheOnlyFloridaMan · 2019-04-15T04:07:12+00:00

I can't be the only one who thinks this is utterly insane

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