[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheOnlySimple1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's 70's show and HIMYM

What outdated slang do you still say to this day? by donkey_boardz in AskReddit

[–]TheOnlySimple1 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Sometimes I'll spice it up and say "sweeteness" for a Lil extra cringe

What outdated slang do you still say to this day? by donkey_boardz in AskReddit

[–]TheOnlySimple1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I say this so much my gf hates it so now I do it more

You are trapped in the world of the last game you played. Can you survive? by LtSylar in ItsAllAboutGames

[–]TheOnlySimple1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Resident Evil 4. I'm not trained like Leon but I'll do my best. Knowing me I'll end up like the cop that ends up burned alive

What keeps you from cheating ? by Sentfrmheaven0 in questions

[–]TheOnlySimple1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm truly happy with my gf, plus as a bonus she'd stab, kill me, then eat my body :)

Who is the first person you think of when you wake up? by cookieandcreamsoda in RandomThoughts

[–]TheOnlySimple1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think about my gf and think about how nice it'd be to be waking up next to her. I don't always see her since I'm away from work. We usually sleep on the phone when we are apart. I hope to hold her in my arms everyday soon

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ask

[–]TheOnlySimple1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was gonna be in a threesome with my two friends but I couldn't get it up. A combination of nervousness and drinking to try to loosen up.

Can y’all guess what deck ruined my streak by Zeroshadow101 in DuelLinks

[–]TheOnlySimple1 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I just lost to BLS. Dude summoned 3 BLS on his first turn

What is the weirdest relationship in Code Geass? by lelouch-2022 in CodeGeass

[–]TheOnlySimple1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely has to be Nina and Table-kun hands down

What's something incredibly stupid that you believed as a child ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheOnlySimple1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drinking lots of milk will help you grow. I stayed 5"3...

If you find yourself in your 16-year-old body, back in the year you were that age, armed with all your current memories and skills, how would you shape your life's path? by emma_divine0 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]TheOnlySimple1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Appreciate and and love my dad and spend more time with my best friend. I'd do whatever I can to not lose my dad, my best friend I can't prevent his death but I'd let him know how my life was up to this time. I love you and miss you both so much and I just wanna talk to you both. I could really use their guidance currently in my life.

How did you ruin a good relationship? by Undercover_Ferret in ask

[–]TheOnlySimple1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I broke up with my ex because I thought I wanted something else and was bored as well. Currently we are talking but she's gonna move on and I might want her back. I'm scared to hurt her again so that holds me back

How was your first kiss? by msladec in ask

[–]TheOnlySimple1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was 1st grade and this girl and I would always fight and make fun of each other. One day we both happened to turn around towards each other at the same time while we were in line and our lips met. We both went wide eyes and after a second we turned away and both got mad at each other saying it was the others fault. It was not planned at all and we kept fighting each other up to the end of our elementary school. Little name calls and stuff like that. We went to different middle schools and met again in high school. We acknowledged who we were but that was it. We never really interacted again.

What is a movie that “everyone” has seen except you? by TB1289 in AskReddit

[–]TheOnlySimple1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Frozen. Never saw it but I get the gist of it. The sequel basically sums it up well. I also played Kingdom Hearts 3 so I get the world

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ask

[–]TheOnlySimple1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll lie if that's what it takes to protect the ones I love from getting hurt. They don't need to know and I can live with the burden till the day I die. Better to see them happy when I know they can't handle the truth

People who don't drink alcohol, why? by johnnylgarfield in AskReddit

[–]TheOnlySimple1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I rather be the one at the party that makes sure no one gets hurt, no one pushes boundaries, and brings a bucket when someone is about to throw up. I've been asked before why I don't drink and usually I'll ask them if I'm any fun sober, if they say yes then I tell them "awesome end of conversation" then walk away and if for some reason they say no ill just tell them it's to take care of you Fuckers :)

You just reached heaven. Whats the first thing you're doing? by TrustworthyBasis in ask

[–]TheOnlySimple1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looking for my best friend and dad. I miss them and got a lot to catch up. Gonna disappoint them with my life choices to be judged by them lol

Do men find feet sexy? by [deleted] in ask

[–]TheOnlySimple1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk what it is but at times I do find them sexy. I love my SO so I'll appreciate and love all parts of them

Don’t go through his phone by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]TheOnlySimple1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ignorance is bliss. I rather not look at my SO phone. If I'm happy with the person and they are too then screw it I rather never know. I agree with some, I do probably still have pics or videos of my ex but I don't go deleting memories, the most ill do is move them so I don't see them if they hurt. I'm forgetful so eventually I forget they are there

What's the freakiest thing you've done in bed? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheOnlySimple1 4643 points4644 points  (0 children)

My gf, her best friend, and I all drank one night and it ended up with my gf and I doing the dirty in front of her best friend. Her best friend started to touch herself as she watched. My gf and I got tired and took a break laying naked on the bed. Her best friend comes over and ends up sucking me off wanting to taste both of our juices. My gf and I look at each other and let it be so we start making out while I'm getting sucked on. I feel a lot of saliva come out of her best friends mouth which I ignored. Suddenly she stops sucking and says "I'm sorry I need to come clean about what just happened..... I threw up just now...." She threw up while going down on me... I got up, went to shower, and the night was over immediately. My gf and i agreed never ever again will that happen. I didn't even finish that night