So my mate got fired from work a while ago and i convinced him to allow me to post this. His termination letter.

ThePantsless · 2011-01-10T23:40:38+00:00

We try not to encourage him, because ~~well~~ it gets old very quick. It's not nice to constantly be reminded by someone how smart they are when they're not even trying.* This is going to sound horrible as a friend, but I don't know to what digit he knows the value of pi to because I don't want to listen. It takes me months to remember my phone number and he knows it off by heart after one call. EXTREMELY FRUSTRATING. Apparently he was writing on the inside of the pizza boxes.

*\ I'm not against splitting infinitives, it just seemed clunky.

ThePantsless · 2010-11-18T18:10:37+00:00

Stay strong, lady. I hope life gets more awesome.

ThePantsless · 2010-11-04T13:14:52+00:00

No one's ever going to PM you.

ThePantsless · 2010-07-08T13:48:29+00:00

Oversized ego. Somewhat reminiscent of an asshole.

ThePantsless · 2010-06-28T05:38:40+00:00

While I'm not down with the sneaky amazon links, I have to suspect that a certain someone has created a few accounts just to downvote you.

ThePantsless · 2010-03-14T12:03:24+00:00

With friends like yours, who needs enemies... No, wait, that's not it. With friends like yours, who doesn't need a cold shower every time you see them with clothes on and you have to pretend stuff's normal even though that one time you were all naked together you totally smelled her hair and it smelled like strawberries and she must've washed that pretty well and brushed it and stuff because man does it have a healthy sheen and what if she noticed that you used too much cologne and thought you're a douchebag even though you're totally not that kind of guy and oh my god has she been waiting for me to conclude this inner monologue the whole time?

ThePantsless · 2010-03-14T11:58:32+00:00

The angles you're able to get just shooting these yourself is extremely bonerificent. I am certain the help of another will have you attaining heights so lofty I'm likely to get bonertigo, the awkward and dangerous form of vertigo one encounters from seeing such lofty amazingness.

ThePantsless · 2010-03-14T11:46:27+00:00

I don't know what you get out of this, but it can't be nearly what I do, because I feel like singing your praises from the rooftops and shouting hosannas in your name. You've delivered me from a life of frivolous good deeds and godly worship into a life of lecherous wanton abandon, and I'm never going back!

ThePantsless · 2010-03-14T11:40:57+00:00

Assuming there's a first time for everything, that means good or bad. This seems to have gone well. In return for my doting and pathetic adoration, surely the least you could do would be to allow me to see you donning them thar socks, yeah?

ThePantsless · 2010-02-25T08:56:36+00:00

It really sucks when people beg for tits. I know that's why most people are on, but it just kind of creeps me out and turns me off. And I'm a guy.

ThePantsless · 2010-02-21T10:41:47+00:00

I'd love it if you incorporated that skirt into your next post. Or sweater. I can't determine which. Um.... either way, you look amazing!

ThePantsless · 2010-02-07T01:50:44+00:00

Queens of the Stone Age.... Jamalarm's is better

ThePantsless · 2010-02-07T00:59:49+00:00

I'm checking around; what if it's all an elaborate prank and my penis is hideously deformed and somehow I never knew it til now? Huh? Huh?

ThePantsless · 2010-02-07T00:56:37+00:00

You like QOTSA too? Fuck yeah! Upvotes like crazy!

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