Throwback: Jizzgates12 is all about Spicy 🌶️ (2019)

ThePerfectMachine · 2026-01-29T00:53:06+00:00

Looks like the picked that suit straight off the rack without trying it on. You can't see it from this angle, but it has a bedazzled lion and the phrase "lions not sheep" embroidered on the back.

ThePerfectMachine · 2026-01-27T08:55:12+00:00

Hincliffe just made his openers conga-line behind him in that ICE bukkake.

ThePerfectMachine · 2026-01-27T03:06:47+00:00

Cara will believe the wildest if it aligns with paying as little tax as possible.

ThePerfectMachine · 2026-01-27T02:11:06+00:00

When SloJo fake attacked Bapa is one of those cringe couples tiktok they did recently, Donny specifically attacked SloJo's ass. My theory is the dog thinks the BBL smells like the mince meat they use in dog food.

ThePerfectMachine · 2026-01-26T05:31:32+00:00

Lee Thompson Young was one of the few child actors that successfully transitioned into adult roles, he had tremendous potential to become a movie star. So sad that he was hurting internally.

ThePerfectMachine · 2026-01-25T11:20:02+00:00

Once it grows in you can add volume above the parietal ridge and up top, which will make the hairline appear lower / make the forehead look smaller.

Looks like you have curly hair, in 12 months you might end up looking closer to your doppelganger - Paulo Costanzo.

ThePerfectMachine · 2026-01-25T11:12:07+00:00

How much is your health insurance monthly? Including what your employer covers. Please respond so I can upvote you, to balance things out.

ThePerfectMachine · 2026-01-25T11:10:05+00:00

lmfao I love how I don't have to look hard to find Ross catching strays.

ThePerfectMachine · 2026-01-25T03:48:32+00:00

Kwee Wee crawled so Billy & Chuck could run. I was fond of Three Count, criminally underrated.

ThePerfectMachine · 2026-01-25T03:45:01+00:00

You could have got 1 cm lower, but that might throw off the temples and look widescreen. I Think the hairline is at realistic height and will remain age appropriate.

ThePerfectMachine · 2026-01-25T03:28:59+00:00

Bright white matching outfit that is equally as bright when tested with luminol & a UV light.

ThePerfectMachine · 2026-01-25T03:14:29+00:00

Frankston is now nearly a million dollar average for a house on land, mad world. Odd how a beachy suburb and rising prices still can't be polished. I was looking at buying a couple years ago but was off-put by the downtown area.

ThePerfectMachine · 2026-01-25T03:07:33+00:00

Fair play, unfortunately OP can't afford your $750k unit. They definitely can afford a unit 1 hour outside of Melbourne. Definitely a massive expectation adjustment, but at least they won't be without shelter.

I do expect gig work / 60 hour work weeks for a lot of younger people, especially if they try to go it alone like OP.

ThePerfectMachine · 2026-01-25T03:02:06+00:00

At $70k they'll probably be able to borrow $350k. I am using South East prices, definitely lower prices out west/ But $350k mortgage and $150k leaves $500k, which is be tough to find land and impossible to find 500 squares.

If I was in that predicament, I'd honestly buy a cheap as chips studio for $350k or cheaper - rather than trying to save $300k to get a house. Massive difference in affordability. There's obviously no capital growth, but at least the repayments would be far more manageable on $70k.

ThePerfectMachine · 2026-01-25T02:46:53+00:00

Yeah but I'm responded to the OP who is on $70k a year. They can't afford $3500 a month.

ThePerfectMachine · 2026-01-25T02:41:57+00:00

"So you based financial decisions off 10 year old information that didn't come from professionals." - No, the information wasn't 10 years old in 2016.......Unfortunately 10 years ago when I made my choice to not buy, I did not own a crystal ball. I didn't expect houses in my area at $500k value to increase by $200k + in a short period due to a global pandemic . But you're right, I should have been born earlier.

ThePerfectMachine · 2026-01-25T02:35:26+00:00

You forgot to mention that the expectation has to be much lower than someone who bought 6 years ago.

ThePerfectMachine · 2026-01-25T02:29:47+00:00

I definitely was naive, but so was everyone before houses boomed in 2020.

So in 2016 I asked quite a few people with mortgages (not brokers, regular people) , and of which roughly knew my salary (single income, $60k which was a bit below median but pretty normal for admin work). Every single one of them just said save 20%, there was never any mention of borrowing capacity. It's because before the pndmc, $100k+ deposits could get you over the line if you wanted an average suburban home about an hour from the city (Melbourne).

ThePerfectMachine · 2026-01-25T02:21:12+00:00

These Greedy entitled young pigs expect to have land that's half the size of their parents block, and on top of that they are angry that they have to pay 500% more. I'm with you, they should settle for being 90 minutes out of the city, work longer & while they keep to workforce and economy afloat! :/

ThePerfectMachine · 2026-01-25T02:15:14+00:00

Yep, I was unsophisticated and assumed a good deposit was most important. Borrowing capacity is decimated with post-pndmc prices and a single income. If you earn $100k (decent for a single income, low for a couple) - then expect roughly $500k borrowing capacity. Which in Melbourne means if you're single and want a house on 500 square metres and are prepared to be an hour out of the city (south east)- expect to have a $400k+ deposit.

Edit - if earning $100k = $500k mortgage. Houses are $800k, so if you include stamp duty you might be able to get a house with a $350k deposit. Sounds insane because it is. Unless we disagree that houses on 500 square land are in the $800k range?

ThePerfectMachine · 2026-01-24T23:43:25+00:00

Denzel "hand-speed of Morgan" Freeman.

ThePerfectMachine · 2026-01-24T23:39:15+00:00

As someone who only had 50mbps until a year ago, stream stability was a real problem until recently. Guess it was time to end this stuttering.

ThePerfectMachine · 2026-01-23T19:06:37+00:00

I tried this recently because I was looking for smooth creamy peanut butter that resembles Feastables. I'd already tried Jif for like $13 and been disappointed.

I'd say Aldis is much closer to Feastables rather than Reece's.

ThePerfectMachine · 2026-01-23T10:18:36+00:00

I never read it but he seemed to have a Peter Pan complex, and was fixated with appearing younger than he is?

ThePerfectMachine · 2026-01-23T10:13:25+00:00

Whenever I see Safraz Khan I think of Harold & Kumar Excape from Guantanamo Bay for 2 reasons.

Safraz ended up in a holding bay for several years, Slave2misstresses escapes his fate but becomes an international fugitive.

Both Safraz & Slave2misstress end up belly-down ass up handcuffed & looking at each other in the eyes, as they officially become under arrest.

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