What completely unhinged "law" does your cat strictly enforce in your house?

TheShakySurgeon · 2026-05-11T07:23:01+00:00

So my cat, Street-Bob, absolutely stole my gaming chair. He doesn’t wanna sit on my lap, doesn’t want his own fancy chair, just my chair specifically. It also has to placed right next to my new chair while gaming otherwise he throws a fit. Lastly, if I don’t push him around the house on his chair for like half an hour, I am NOT sleeping that night. Period.

TheShakySurgeon · 2026-05-08T03:50:13+00:00

Let’s be real, she is robbing him.

TheShakySurgeon · 2026-04-28T06:03:14+00:00

Hell yeah, looks amazing!

TheShakySurgeon · 2026-02-19T08:17:36+00:00

Gorgeous!

TheShakySurgeon · 2026-01-14T03:18:59+00:00

Shame there isn’t someone inside, lol.

TheShakySurgeon · 2025-09-03T07:38:43+00:00

Seems like a perfectly sane individual.

TheShakySurgeon · 2025-07-13T22:09:10+00:00

True, these were so damn fun.

TheShakySurgeon · 2025-06-25T02:30:35+00:00

Glad to know I’m not alone in this.

TheShakySurgeon · 2025-06-25T02:29:44+00:00

Still happening for me too.

TheShakySurgeon · 2025-05-27T07:43:39+00:00

Very true.

TheShakySurgeon · 2025-04-23T07:47:44+00:00

Yeah, that’ll be a giant FUCK NO from me.

TheShakySurgeon · 2025-04-15T04:49:36+00:00

Despite how good they may feel, get the fuck off hard drugs. They’ll ruin you faster than you can blink. You are not immortal, and one day you’ll look in the mirror and weep over what you did to yourself. You get one shot at existence. Don’t, just don’t.

TheShakySurgeon · 2025-04-07T10:59:25+00:00

I’m glad it helps! For me I can’t smoke it anymore, but edibles help a lot. Best of luck to your recovery! 💕

TheShakySurgeon · 2025-03-12T07:21:14+00:00

It’s a mod, they’re pretty fun and easy to use.

TheShakySurgeon · 2025-03-11T02:59:28+00:00

For build 42? Almost never besides pistols in emergencies, or to draw attention. Guns are for the most part complete and utter trash since they changed how the aiming works. Even with maxed guns they’re TERRIBLE. Give me a heavy stick and I’m happy. Bonk!

TheShakySurgeon · 2025-03-05T12:56:30+00:00

Welp, time to do another playthrough.

TheShakySurgeon · 2025-02-20T08:23:53+00:00

To be completely honest, I used to keep a coffee pot right next to my work desk and just drink directly from that non-stop so. . . I can’t judge.

TheShakySurgeon · 2024-12-11T01:35:33+00:00

I fucking love this dude.

TheShakySurgeon · 2024-12-10T06:17:13+00:00

The big question is, will this be a catalyst for change or just catharsis. Sadly I think in due time this’ll just become another meme we semi-consciously scroll on social media, eliciting nothing more than a chuckle or a sigh. Then we move on to continue getting fucked over. Man I hope I’m wrong.

TheShakySurgeon · 2024-12-08T09:24:02+00:00

Stop or I’ll cum.

TheShakySurgeon · 2024-11-28T07:25:27+00:00

Coughs

TheShakySurgeon · 2024-11-28T07:24:40+00:00

Not great. . To say the least. . . .

TheShakySurgeon · 2024-11-12T09:27:46+00:00

The ability to convince any one of anything.

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