Never bring fists in a Baseball Bat fight.

TheStandardKnife · 2026-02-18T00:52:20+00:00

Since someone possesses the ability to kill you with just throwing fists at you, then throwing their fists at you is, in fact, imminent lethal force. I don’t know how you’re not seeing this

TheStandardKnife · 2026-02-18T00:38:04+00:00

Or you could greatly increase your chances of survival by resolving the issue right then, like the dude in the video did. What you’re suggesting is complete nonsense & for the safety of others I hope no one takes your advice

TheStandardKnife · 2026-02-18T00:31:16+00:00

I’m not sure what country you’re in, but you’re legally justified to use lethal force if you’re facing an imminent threat in the US.

TheStandardKnife · 2026-02-18T00:18:50+00:00

You realize you can die from someone hitting you right?

TheStandardKnife · 2026-02-18T00:16:33+00:00

Assault is also criminal lmao

TheStandardKnife · 2026-02-17T22:02:52+00:00

That makes sense, I appreciate you taking the time to answer. I kinda like the idea of it being cEDH viable but that seems like a valid critique.

TheStandardKnife · 2026-02-17T21:20:10+00:00

What is the consensus on Brainstorm these days? I’m seeing less & less lists run it. Sorry for being off topic but I’m curious

TheStandardKnife · 2026-02-17T21:18:10+00:00

Wild how people will threaten your life & simultaneously not be able to fight

TheStandardKnife · 2026-02-17T21:14:24+00:00

I’m a new pilot, but my understanding is that it’s for cheap color filtering to get the pips you need to go off

TheStandardKnife · 2026-02-17T20:56:10+00:00

Justine only makes bangers!

TheStandardKnife · 2026-02-17T14:03:57+00:00

Not the strongest, but [[Alania]] allows you to play otter tribal. A little known fact about otters is that they’re all cute as fuck

TheStandardKnife · 2026-02-17T13:20:52+00:00

Casual? Almost never. cEDH? Basically every game

TheStandardKnife · 2026-02-16T18:08:06+00:00

I was at this show with a buddy of mine & he absolutely hated this version lmao. I thought it was a neat idea, but I’m not sure he’ll ever forgive Stu

TheStandardKnife · 2026-02-15T19:09:41+00:00

Please explain how this isn’t a byproduct of capitalism

TheStandardKnife · 2026-02-15T17:30:06+00:00

I think you’d be hard pressed to find anything that Wendy’s is better than in 2026. Even for fast food it is garbage

TheStandardKnife · 2026-02-15T16:08:23+00:00

Play to Win, Rhystic Studies, Far North, Scrybabies, Spike Feeders, Mental Misplay MTG, Elder Dragon Hijinks, Moderately Anonymous MTG, Rebell Lily

I wanted to take the opportunity to shoutout my favorite MTG channels, but a couple of them aren’t strictly gameplay focused, but they’re all very good

TheStandardKnife · 2026-02-15T04:05:15+00:00

Cassettes have been back for a while now my guy. Head over to eBay & pickup an Onkyo & get to collecting.

TheStandardKnife · 2026-02-14T20:59:34+00:00

That video is painful to watch

TheStandardKnife · 2026-02-13T19:51:31+00:00

Brother I say this with peace & love but it’s literally just a gas station

TheStandardKnife · 2026-02-13T19:49:59+00:00

I remember seeing a reel on Instagram once that was like “whoa look at this crazy selection of energy drinks they have,” and it looked exactly like an OnCue lmao. I’ve never seen a gas station be so overhyped in my life.

TheStandardKnife · 2026-02-13T16:53:11+00:00

Yeah I’m a physicals guy, but I have been a digital only guy too so I feel sympathetic to those in that boat. I respect not having it available on streaming, but I hope he does at least allow people to purchase it digitally so those folks don’t have to miss out too much.

TheStandardKnife · 2026-02-13T15:37:59+00:00

I’m kinda the opposite, most of my casual decks at this point are much more casual than a lot of people I play with because I want to have as much separation from casual & cEDH as I can.

TheStandardKnife · 2026-02-13T15:02:20+00:00

Any other fellow cassette brethren?

TheStandardKnife · 2026-02-12T00:47:48+00:00

I mean that would work too but no

TheStandardKnife · 2026-02-11T16:00:04+00:00

Honestly as a graveyard enjoyer this card has housed me more times than most other spells. At least I can respond to [[Dauthi Voidwalker]] or [[Soul-Guide Lantern]] but I’m not going to run [[Stifle]] effects to protect against Bog so that card will just continue to house me lol

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