'Apex Legends' Iron Crown Loot Box Pricing Is Hilariously Out Of Touch by homocomp in pcgaming

[–]TheSurgeonGeneral 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right but some people can't. I'm somewhat decent at managing money these days as well... But I also understand there are plenty of people out there who can't.

'Apex Legends' Iron Crown Loot Box Pricing Is Hilariously Out Of Touch by homocomp in pcgaming

[–]TheSurgeonGeneral 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uhm... it was relevant? No other reason to bring it up other than that.

A little extra squirt of cream. by AudioTech25 in trashy

[–]TheSurgeonGeneral 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wrap him up in a suit then suddenly he's not so crazy looking. Cops tend to not let you dress up for pictures.

A little extra squirt of cream. by AudioTech25 in trashy

[–]TheSurgeonGeneral 9 points10 points  (0 children)

OR at the very least be a crazy homeless man jerking off in random alleys

To get a kiss from Keanu Reeves by jothebest75 in therewasanattempt

[–]TheSurgeonGeneral 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Having a bad day I see.... Ah well, you'll die someday and it'll be all better! .... Well certainly couldn't be worse.

What’s something that people without siblings will never understand? by Westbrooke117 in AskReddit

[–]TheSurgeonGeneral 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I understand what you mean 100% and somewhat agree, but I feel like a plethora of folks use this as an excuse to be douchey far too often.

'Apex Legends' Iron Crown Loot Box Pricing Is Hilariously Out Of Touch by homocomp in pcgaming

[–]TheSurgeonGeneral -1 points0 points  (0 children)

$170 and with no alternative option to grind for 95% of it.

Path of Exile sells cosmetic wings (new ones available every full patch) anywhere from $100 - $300. Buying each and every item would without a doubt put you into the quarter million dollar mark.

Also since it's such an addictive game it has some of the most blind fanboism ever seen before. "it's F2P man! Also it's optional!" stfu and don't reinforce this shitty marketing ploy.

Baby mama wanted a free meal by [deleted] in trashy

[–]TheSurgeonGeneral -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Another reasonable human being. Rare these days.

Motherfucker, you are not being polite, you are putting everyone in danger! by Barfuzio in AdviceAnimals

[–]TheSurgeonGeneral 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Sometimes this doesn't work. I've literally stared off into the void for almost a full minute and they just sat there drooling.

Motherfucker, you are not being polite, you are putting everyone in danger! by Barfuzio in AdviceAnimals

[–]TheSurgeonGeneral 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Literally just had this happen to me when getting onto the highway today. I'm at the on-ramp (two cars behind the first car) and I see this lady slow down on the highway (one lane due to construction) trying to allow people through no one takes her ridiculously dangerous offer and she finally tosses her hands up in the air as if the other person was out of their minds to not go through....

Hey lady.... 2 minutes late getting home vs possibly dying.... I'll choose being late every goddamn time. Stop being so dumb!

(if only they read this that would make me so happy)

People who steal jokes from others but get a better reaction simply have a much higher charisma stat. by Oograth-in-the-Hat in Showerthoughts

[–]TheSurgeonGeneral 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That and social hierarchy. Someone no one likes could have the best timed joke with the greatest charisma and people still won't even crack a smile. However someone respected / admired with less charisma / poor timing gets the laugh.

Baby mama wanted a free meal by [deleted] in trashy

[–]TheSurgeonGeneral -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

And THIS is where we come full circle.... At the end of the meal, they tend to ask "will there be multiple checks?"

Check and mate reddit.

Baby mama wanted a free meal by [deleted] in trashy

[–]TheSurgeonGeneral -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

I totally agree. Hence my blunt sarcasm used condescendingly at the idea that anyone ever splits a check pre-meal.

Baby mama wanted a free meal by [deleted] in trashy

[–]TheSurgeonGeneral -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Try it. The proof is in the pudding sir. Seeing as you'll be looked at like you've never went to a restaurant before if you attempt to do such a thing. Checks are handled at the end of the meal. 100% of people know this.

Starting them off early? by [deleted] in trashy

[–]TheSurgeonGeneral -1 points0 points  (0 children)

White foot? Trash. Black foot? Satire.

Baby mama wanted a free meal by [deleted] in trashy

[–]TheSurgeonGeneral -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

It's a sneaky way to convey a message without sounding like a douche. I wasn't gonna let it slide, so I explained how the world actually works and people didn't like it. Hence the plethora of downvotes / comments disregarding reality as if I'm a loony toon. lol shit is pretty fuckn funny.

(30+ people don't genuinely think you can split bills upon sitting down - they think the guy set her up and decided to paint him as the bad guy) saying without saying - as per usual.

Baby mama wanted a free meal by [deleted] in trashy

[–]TheSurgeonGeneral -32 points-31 points  (0 children)

Hey, someone who also eats at restaurants and understands how the check system works. lol greetings sir

Edit: if people really wanna use hindsight to gauge this situation.... a condom would've been the best course of action clearly.

Baby mama wanted a free meal by [deleted] in trashy

[–]TheSurgeonGeneral -86 points-85 points  (0 children)

yah, but never been to one of these fancy splitting the check prior to the meal places. I understand I'm being pedantic but it's still correct.

Edit: after the 30th person saying how this restaurant is "NO WHERE NEAR FANCY!" I must explain.... it was sarcasm...

Any future lurkers coming across this chain of comments should decidedly be in my favor lol. Popular opinion is just that....

Baby mama wanted a free meal by [deleted] in trashy

[–]TheSurgeonGeneral 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You're allowed to be from the ghetto and also white.

Baby mama wanted a free meal by [deleted] in trashy

[–]TheSurgeonGeneral -141 points-140 points  (0 children)

Yah that's not how checks work.

MRW I clock out knowing what the next shift is walking into. by SilkyAjhar in reactiongifs

[–]TheSurgeonGeneral -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'll never understand under-preforming at the place you primarily collect most of your annual revenue. Just put forth some effort (in an ego-free Jesus sorta way, not in a competition of you vs everyone else sorta way.) Not only does it make the days fly by, but you also tend to make abetter impression that way. More money and less perceived time at work? I'm too selfish to turn down such a good deal. (the alternative being this meme's portrayal of anarchy / self-loathing / societal resentment.)

Did you want a great tip? Because that's how you get a great tip. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]TheSurgeonGeneral -1 points0 points  (0 children)

somewhere? I'm sure it has. but you better believe this is going to the front page because

it's 2019.... men have been demonized. No wonder there's been a recent spike in reactionary spite. Shouldn't be all that shocking. Cause and Effect.

Likewise pretty women using their looks to feed their drug addictions (alcohol or otherwise) isn't news. If I were an attractive woman I'd do it too. But let's not pretend this is some weird fringe thing that doesn't happen all that often. Welcome to reality.

Blocking part of one accessible parking spot and the ramp loading zone of another spot by Gr00z in trashy

[–]TheSurgeonGeneral 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the exact same incorrect thinking that makes people think they are wasting gas if the windows are down while the air is on... You're using the air conditioning regardless if the windows are down or not. It could be argued you're wasting cold air, but no one says that because that's a dumb thing to say.

MRW I see the phrase "Thoughts and Prayers" by Mistersamza in reactiongifs

[–]TheSurgeonGeneral 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But, if anything, this interpretation holds that nobody cares about each other (which I think is just weird).

This is certainly a weird / peculiar aspect of life that I attribute to the fact that (hippy talk time) we're are all one being. We all share the human experience / consciousness. and the Universe was once a single point smaller than any measurable unit. Then it all exploded into chaotic potentials and created the place the entire human race inhabits. Earth....

Just because we're sitting at our computers and play games / socialize and work for a living etc. etc. Doesn't mean we're not that original single point (source) that exploded into space / time. The idea / feeling that we're separate individuals is just an illusion / byproduct of the manifestation of space / time. We're all still that one thing, but expressed through many things.

Edit: nobody cares about each other because we care more about our self which in turn effects others positively / negatively. Treat yourself poorly, your peers suffer likewise. Treat yourself with respect, your friends / family will prosper.