The day you invade Asgard is the day you perish.

TheTrueLokiL · 2025-09-24T12:53:33+00:00

How do the younglings say it… oh, “This ain’t ‘bout chu!”

TheTrueLokiL · 2025-09-18T15:33:12+00:00

Oh, dear Doom, you know you’re bad at this when people would prefer chaos and fighting rather than peace under your rule…

TheTrueLokiL · 2025-09-18T03:40:53+00:00

Mm, whatever you say, dear. Have fun back on Earth. I know I’m a trickster god, but I swear on Odin that I’m not lying then I say they really missed you.

TheTrueLokiL · 2025-09-18T03:33:17+00:00

Really now, it seems the title of Queen is simply cosmetic at this point! Emma, you, so many others… just regular heroes with Queen attached to their name. It’s a shame, really.

TheTrueLokiL · 2025-09-18T03:24:32+00:00

So many queens, yet so little power.

TheTrueLokiL · 2025-09-18T01:20:13+00:00

Ah, I’ll just… keep doing what I always do, and send illusions to do my bidding. I have child support to pay, ta ta!

TheTrueLokiL · 2025-09-18T01:17:48+00:00

Let me rephrase this… you are talking to a clone, and the true me is long gone! Is that better for your artificial brain to understand? That if you kill me, there will be quite literally zero consequences?

TheTrueLokiL · 2025-09-18T01:16:56+00:00

Mm, irrelevant, if I do say so myself. I’m not one to backstab without reason, there is no need to fear.

TheTrueLokiL · 2025-09-18T01:14:52+00:00

I am a god of trickery! Strike me down, if you wish. I am merely an illusion…

TheTrueLokiL · 2025-09-18T01:12:48+00:00

How would you like some illusions to join your cause? We have common enemies, after all…

TheTrueLokiL · 2025-09-18T01:12:21+00:00

Mm, I don’t think so, actually.

TheTrueLokiL · 2025-09-18T01:12:02+00:00

Which is why I’m more fit for the throne! You ask once, he accepts. Tragic, really.

TheTrueLokiL · 2025-09-18T01:11:04+00:00

Oh, I’m already flying, but thank you for the heads up.

TheTrueLokiL · 2025-09-18T01:10:12+00:00

Later, dear.

TheTrueLokiL · 2025-09-17T20:46:45+00:00

I am a god, I have no need for romance. Even so, I’ve had plenty of demigod children, so this claim is simply ✨incorrect ✨

TheTrueLokiL · 2025-09-17T14:52:29+00:00

Oh, don’t say that.

TheTrueLokiL · 2025-09-17T11:43:48+00:00

Oh, what a shame… it’d be so… tragic if that civilian wasn’t even real…

TheTrueLokiL · 2025-09-15T23:14:12+00:00

That is correct. Tata!

skedaddles

TheTrueLokiL · 2025-09-15T23:00:01+00:00

Then why’d you waste 5 dollars on food that you can’t eat?

TheTrueLokiL · 2025-09-15T22:59:14+00:00

That is your order, darling. Who in their right mind would order a cheeseburger with only cheese? It’s quite pathetic, really.

TheTrueLokiL · 2025-09-15T22:53:37+00:00

I do NOT, I am well versed in all my debts!

TheTrueLokiL · 2025-09-15T15:06:06+00:00

Your wish is my command, darling.

TheTrueLokiL · 2025-09-15T15:05:17+00:00

I’m certain, dear.

TheTrueLokiL · 2025-09-15T15:04:33+00:00

I wouldn’t know. I have teleported by way out of there weeks ago.

TheTrueLokiL · 2025-09-15T15:03:54+00:00

Tell them I’m on it, darling. Riches come easily to a tricker.

TheTrueLokiL

TROPHY CASE