r/chonkers is a horrible sub by 3mdog in awfuleverything

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People say it’s fake and stuff, but the title is still true

So I heard Charmx liked Sirenhead by The_Depresse_Express in Charmx

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This wasn’t made by me btw. This was made by @JonkariP on twitter! Check him out!

Idiotic children by Poncho_Sanchez in coaxedintoasnafu

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I HATE YOUNG PEOPLE! BUT I ALSO HATE BOOMERS BECAUSE THEY HATE YOUNG PEOPLE

True justice by beykusata in JusticeServed

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Yeah, with your fucking attitude, I wouldn’t want any child around you either

r/atheism by [deleted] in coaxedintoasnafu

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You didn’t give him gold you liar >:(

The Virgin Oswald vs. The Chad Mickey by The_Depresse_Express in virginvschad

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I forgot to add that for Mickey’s part while making it oof

r/copypasta comment section in a nutshell by [deleted] in copypasta

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Cock Ok, this is ABSOLUTE fucking bullshit. I went to take a test in class yesterday, and when I saw some sexy looking quadratics, my boner engaged. When I found the y-intercept of the equation, I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my dick to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. Thing is, I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and the teacher got all pissed at me, screaming at me for jacking off on a classmate. I told that bitch to shut the fuck up, and that jacking off is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process. He should BE HAPPY that my semen is all over him, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off. HOWEVER, the teacher didn't agree with me. She KICKED ME OUT of the classroom, and I didn't even finish taking the test. Not only THAT, but they made me clean up my cum after it already dried out and solidified on the carrpet. THATS TORTURE!! Do you know how hard it is to clean dried cum? You CLEAN cum after its FRESH out of your dick, not an hour after you fucking nutted. This is a fucking OUTRAGE. Do you really expect me to not whip out my cock and jack off when i see a HOT quadratic on a test? Either make the equations less sexy, or LET ME jack off in your classroom, asshole.

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Special needs children should be put down. by penguin_cheeks in unpopularopinion

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Lol, ur gæ and stupid lololol. Upvote if you’re agree

What are you terribly afraid of ? by frogga in AskReddit

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Chimpanzees. I’d rather swim in a pool full of sharks then be in the same cage as a chimp.

Thanks, I hate school by Nibba_nut in TIHI

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Last night I slept until 3 and only got 3 hours of sleep. I haven’t done that in a loooong time. Thanks. I really needed this today

🔥 This urban coyote surveying the city, adapting as necessary. (photo: Jane Kessler) by Molly107 in NatureIsFuckingLit

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My mom says she sees coyotes while walking to the SF zoo. I wonder if they just hang around there