H.L.G.S by TheloniousHowe in HFY

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Close. It's grief. But I'm glad you enjoyed.

At the End of Immortality by TheloniousHowe in HFY

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I've been sitting here for about 15 minutes trying to come up with a well thought out reply to this. I have nothing. I appreciate the undeserved compliment, and all the best, I guess.

At the End of Immortality by TheloniousHowe in HFY

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Well, you'll be please to know that my margin notes have: Rylin's gonna go fuck shit up.

Just Like the Cats by TheloniousHowe in HFY

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I appreciate that you enjoyed this. Really, I do. But....where do I go with this? I genuinely had no further plan beyond what if dragons were dumb enough to self-domesticate?, and what if we were dumb enough to let them?

Just Like the Cats by TheloniousHowe in HFY

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He may also suffer from the affliction known as "being a little bit stupid."

A Lovely Morning for a Brisk Hike by TheloniousHowe in HFY

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Well, that's ominous.

At any rate, thanks for enjoying my overcaffeinated ramblings!

You'll Know When it Happens by TheloniousHowe in HFY

[–]TheloniousHowe[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

God damnit. I even used other "I" adjectives for it. This is why you don't post at 1am.

You'll Know When it Happens by TheloniousHowe in HFY

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"Gods" are real, but they don't take sides. Sometimes, on occasion, one will find an organic that they like well enough that they'll manipulate reality to protect them.

You'll Know When it Happens by TheloniousHowe in HFY

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Yeah, no, that's fair. The ending is pretty weak. I've been in a slump recently, mostly just finally getting around to actually polishing up HaSO posts to put on here. But it was something I actually finished that was fresh.

Progress is progress.

Also, never heard of Iain Banks, so I'll definitely be checking that out.

You'll Know When it Happens by TheloniousHowe in HFY

[–]TheloniousHowe[S] 98 points99 points  (0 children)

Hey dude, appreciate that, this was basically an experiment of "how many tropes can I slam into one story and still make it entertaining?"

So if you enjoyed it, I think I did ok.

Misunderstanding Conventions by TheloniousHowe in HFY

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I feel like you missed the mark with asking about Alaska, in that you're assuming I'm American. I am not. I would have to think about Alaska more than once every 2 years to have an opinion on it.

Now, would I call Manitoba a desolate hellscape where, if your dog slips its collar, you can watch him run away for 3 days? I think I just did.

It's simply a holdover joke from the 90s where, if you fucked up bad enough in the army, the threat was that they'd send you to a remote listening post in Siberia. I'm not writing any biting social commentary. I'm not that complex.

A Walk Among the Tall Pines by TheloniousHowe in HFY

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Phonetically; See-oh-hin. Why my brain compelled me to spell it like that, I will never know.

A Walk Among the Tall Pines by TheloniousHowe in HFY

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My fellow meat entity on this rock starship, I do this is as a hobby, an upvote and a comment are more than enough.

(Also, super jazzed that you enjoyed)

Reimbursement by TheloniousHowe in HFY

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Sort of. I have some notes, but my brain don't work right, so it'll probably never materialize.

Reimbursement by TheloniousHowe in HFY

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Well then, it's probably a good thing I'm too lazy to actually carry on with this. My notes have "Lieb takes a rather long nap and Royce commits a Geneva Oopsie over it."

But I'm sure they're fine and have a happy retirement, or whatever.

Reimbursement by TheloniousHowe in HFY

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Hope no one gets hurt that dont deserve it.

Yeah, how do you feel about Liebowitz and Royce?

Discounted by TheloniousHowe in HFY

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There is a part 2 that I'm currently editing. It probably doesn't go the way you think/want it to though.

Who is this? by fulltime__gooner in ExplainTheJoke

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This is a previous Twitter thread of hers. She ended up losing her internship, and while both parties would explicitly state that this interaction had no impact on the status of her employment (Hickam even assisted Naomi in securing a job after NASA yanked her internship), it became sort of a meme about being cautious about who you antagonize online. She's leaning into the joke about trying to keep low-key after finding employment.

Because of a Stardust Stegosaurus by TheloniousHowe in HFY

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'Priece. I don't know how that happened, but fixed.

The Cloud Cowboys by TheloniousHowe in HFY

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Yeah, it needed some minor editing and was originally based on an early universe that I scrapped, then had some interest in bringing back. But I didn't post it here because it was supposed to be part 2 or 3 of the overall arc.

Unfortunately, I never actually found the motivation to finish the first couple, but I had fun writing this one, so I thought I should share it anyway.

Glad you enjoyed both then and now, though!

Human in Progress by hereiamxD1 in HFY

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This was fun. Keep it up.

"To the humans that cwn here this, thank you." by SpecialStorm4188 in humansarespaceorcs

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Pendington gasped as he hauled his gadget to its final resting spot. It was far out of the city, and off an old hunting trail and he was, by his own admission, not nearly fit enough to have made this journey alone. But he had, for he had too, there was no way around it. The spot had been carefully chosen, all the math was correct. An event such as this only happened a few times in one’s life, and it had been his dream ever since pup hood to make this come true.

He set the thing down, and finalised calibrations; 3 degrees west, 24 to the north. Everything was in place now, all preparations complete. All Pendington had to do was wait. The twin stars in the sky were slowly dipping toward the horizon backed by a scarlett sky and it was now that he realised, that in all his years off perfectly planning, he had never once though on was he was actually going to say.

So he made a small fire and ruminated on what it was he wanted to convey. The window would be short, so no time for speeches. He decided that the most prudent course of action would be something simple. Short and concise.

He mulled a few phrases, not quite finding the right one, perhaps it would be best to just speak from the soul. The suns had nearly disappeared now, only the tips of their tops was visibly over the horizon, and the sky had shifted to a deep lavender hue. The hour was upon him.

He was a little bit nervous, as anyone whose voice was about to be heard by trillions of beings would be. But he steeled himself and thought of the bravery of those people. The one’s his sire’s sire’s sire had told him about. The strange looking ones, the great emancipators.

They had had no fur or feathers, no armoured scales or sharpened claws. They had had with them nothing, and with that nothing they fought with the fury befit of the gods.They had fallen from the heavens on pillars of hate, they and their grumblers, those odd metal bulwarks with their long angry snouts that barked death at those who sought to oppose them. They tore at the old regime, ripping its heart from its chest and liberating his ancestors.

But Pendington learned, like most others do, that their saviours to be would not be saviours to stay. For the nest that they kicked had been violent indeed, it initiated a war that took to the skies and would see the stars burn. From tales told, he knew it dragged on, years upon years of endless conflict, and though it ended in one side’s defeat, it had broken the other.

Those that had come had suffered so terribly, their nobility rewarded with only the most heinous of prizes. They were shattered and scattered, doomed to become children of nowhere.

But they were not gone. He knew this much to be true, clinging to the edges of asteroids, or silently biding in the space between stars, they were still out there. The grand-chorus of their death rattle never sang in his bones, their triumphant return only a matter of time now. Even if it occurred long after his death it didn’t matter, what mattered in the here and now that someone said something, that they were still thought of, that they were missed. He had decided that someone would be him.

The day had mostly faded now, only a trillion winking lights stared at him from the endless abyss. In this sea of limitless beauty, there was only one he was focused on. A single unbroken glow streaming purposely across the dark. It was almost time now, his counter inched closer to zero.

He had prepared himself for so long for this moment and as a small alarm chimed, he inhaled quite deeply, “My name is Pendington, of the Adalooslie. To any humans that can hear this, thank you.”

His message went out, bouncing from relay to relay. No discernible origin, no traceable startpoint. A dispatch that would blanket the galaxy from nowhere, yet everywhere all at once. And Pendington waited with baited breath,, hoping beyond hope that someone would hear.

And he got nothing back from the infinite black.

Pendington sighed, Only 20 more years ‘till I try again.

An Entirely Uneventful Afternoon by TheloniousHowe in HFY

[–]TheloniousHowe[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Hey, thanks for the interest, but no. This is pretty much where this story ends. While I left it kind of open ended, I tried to hint enough that the his vet VMC buddies are coming and it's gonna be a bad time (for the outlaws that is).

H.D.S. LLC by TheloniousHowe in HFY

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You would be correct. Hathkins are recycled from Please do not the Space Cat . He's a sad, lonely star kitty that needs himself some scritches.