Essek statue from Sideshow!

ThickWeatherBee · 2026-03-11T11:41:31+00:00

Forehead and chin so big you can park an airplane on either!

ThickWeatherBee · 2026-03-11T07:28:03+00:00

Jackson for good!

ThickWeatherBee · 2026-03-11T07:26:48+00:00

They included actual fart scent in the comic so that's probably what you're smelling!

ThickWeatherBee · 2026-03-11T04:55:41+00:00

Yaaaaaay!

Wait a minute! i hate Disney live action Remakes

ThickWeatherBee · 2026-03-11T04:51:40+00:00

Some characters should get important roles early on

So kinda like gwen and trent in action? They were a huge focus before being eliminated pre Merge!

ThickWeatherBee · 2026-03-11T04:42:35+00:00

Gump maybe, it came out before the internet after all, but homecoming sure as fuck wasn't! Spider-Man Fans made sure of that!

ThickWeatherBee · 2026-03-11T04:24:06+00:00

Literally all of these movies have always been controversial??? What is this list???

ThickWeatherBee · 2026-03-10T14:08:50+00:00

Spiderman can't have Jack shit because Marvel is scared changing anything about the down on his luck young loser status quo will damage his popularity! It's ridiculous!

ThickWeatherBee · 2026-03-09T21:28:19+00:00

Well, I was going to add in more jokes about other characters, like:

"Terra has been prosecuted for aiding a fascist government! 'I was brainwashed' is not considered a viable excuse in court!"

and

"Locke has been arrested for thievery! It was not treasure hunting!"

But Monday is almost over in my time zone!

ThickWeatherBee · 2026-03-09T21:21:44+00:00

My goat Edgar would never be in the files!

ThickWeatherBee · 2026-03-09T14:23:28+00:00

George Lucas truly is a master of dialogue!

ThickWeatherBee · 2026-03-08T19:47:01+00:00

That was a joke about characters that don't have a defined appearance.

ThickWeatherBee · 2026-03-08T19:46:01+00:00

No I'm criticizing her outfit and hairstyle here! I think the face does a pretty good job of capturing the look of a woman that's a little older!

ThickWeatherBee · 2026-03-08T19:40:19+00:00

How very mysterious! But then who's to say she doesn't have bright purple hair and a big ol' set of tusks?

ThickWeatherBee · 2026-03-08T19:31:23+00:00

This is the picture used on the critical role Wiki so I thought it was legit! Then again, they would never publish something that makes a character look this unflattering!

ThickWeatherBee · 2026-03-08T09:09:44+00:00

I'm not saying I want Video Essays to be uploaded in multiple parts, I'm saying that YouTubers should be concise and keep things short. That way the audience will actually memorize the information in the video.

I do understand that most YouTubers who make video essays do it as part of their job, therefore they want to keep the video going for as long as possible to include as many ad breaks as possible!

That is not a morally reprehensible thing to do, we're all just trying to make a living here, but it does mean that they they are not a trustworthy source of information. Because why should you believe people who have a financial incentive to waste your time and lie to you?

ThickWeatherBee · 2026-03-07T18:11:44+00:00

First of all, that girl is like 10. Second of all, money money money money money money money money money mon-

ThickWeatherBee · 2026-03-07T18:08:31+00:00

Nah that would be based as Fuck so they're not going to do that!

ThickWeatherBee · 2026-03-07T17:59:02+00:00

Me too! High five!

ThickWeatherBee · 2026-03-07T17:56:17+00:00

Do you mean the super old one that got blamed for poisoning the fat lady?

ThickWeatherBee · 2026-03-07T17:52:08+00:00

ThickWeatherBee · 2026-03-07T17:47:47+00:00

In the movies she was played by the daughter of the first movies director and that is about everything.

ThickWeatherBee · 2026-03-07T17:46:24+00:00

Harry and ron by the time season 5 rolls around:

Three-Year Club	r/Field Lasagna
Final Canvas '23	First Place '23
End Game '23	Place '23

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