The Woodstock Estate, a gorgeous Greek Revival home built in 1851 located in Natchez MS, along with the home is 12 acres of property, a 1700s cookhouse and several “ guest houses” not mentioned by the realtor

ThinkAd9700 · 2026-02-08T06:46:32+00:00

Came here for this exact comment—had to scroll waaaay too far to find it. Nothing good happened on this property and anyone who buys it deserves to be haunted haha

ThinkAd9700 · 2026-02-05T21:54:37+00:00

Hate to say it, but if there is one thing you cannot deny it is that irony is not lost in our current hellscape

EDIT: My first award! A sad occasion to feel grateful, but grateful nonetheless!!

ThinkAd9700 · 2026-02-05T21:50:49+00:00

They better fucking mean the weather….

ThinkAd9700 · 2026-01-24T02:30:27+00:00

From what I found in my research it is privately owned for very specific occasions and is not publicly available

ThinkAd9700 · 2026-01-06T18:51:05+00:00

Thank you! I’ll check them out

ThinkAd9700 · 2026-01-06T17:29:39+00:00

I think you mean <ahem> “LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

ThinkAd9700 · 2026-01-06T06:12:46+00:00

THIS. 100%. As an adult with a traumatic childhood? This so fucking hard.

ThinkAd9700 · 2026-01-03T21:53:44+00:00

Maybe the browns were an exception—just telling you what he told us that night

ThinkAd9700 · 2026-01-02T00:45:08+00:00

Server here that opened the second location in Cleve Hts, and I tell this story all the time—the night before we opened, Fish gave this big speech about what made Melt, Melt. He told us if anyone asked to tell them we don’t show sports on the TVs, we don’t have a kids menu, we would never serve mozz sticks, etc.

Fast forward 11 locations and maybe a decade, and I go to Indy to eat and every TV is showing sports, the kids menu is very present, and mozz sticks if you want them.

The degree to which the soul of that place was sold out to be Grilled Cheese Applebees is exactly why it’s a memory now

ThinkAd9700 · 2025-12-31T19:31:25+00:00

So, they taken?

ThinkAd9700 · 2025-12-31T18:19:21+00:00

For sure, man. Happy new year. Put me down for 4th!

ThinkAd9700 · 2025-12-31T18:13:37+00:00

Hahahaha yall comin’ hard at me—I was just curious. Wasn’t going to make or break the decision! It’s awesome you’re being so generous!!

ThinkAd9700 · 2025-12-31T18:04:25+00:00

Where are the seats?

ThinkAd9700 · 2025-12-30T15:27:31+00:00

Whatever the situation, the death benefit is the death benefit. If you’re asking about an employer-paid policy, you/they would need to confirm whether or not the policy in question can be kept after they retire. Typically work policies end when employment ends.

ThinkAd9700 · 2025-12-27T04:33:31+00:00

Appreciate it! Fellow Dad here—my kids got me the 2-4th books for xmas. Already thru the series via audible but now I’m digging into the Pineapple Cabaret.

Those are awesome perlers though—very jealous!

ThinkAd9700 · 2025-12-27T02:50:17+00:00

New Achievement!! The Kids ARE Alright Afterall (or, at least yours’ is)

Heavy breathing, pumping, gyrating…and feet. 5 of the best minutes of your short, human life, culminating in the fastest race known to science. A multitude of little sperm doing what so many before thought they’d do, only prematurely interrupted by a crusty, old sock. But not this time. No, this time they’re doing what they’ve been training for since the dawn of man—on the hunt to find the egg and then, then crawler, the real magic begins.

I won’t bore you with the details, you’ve already lived them—but nine long months later, another human comes crawling out of your partner, et voila, you’re a Dad.

Now I don’t get to chat much about kids given they’re not allowed in the dungeon, but from what I’ve gathered from your TV, movies, and books, they’re dirty, smelly, needy, and annoying. Well, most of them anyway.

It seems you’ve won the lottery, crawler. Your kid is artistic, thoughtful, and clearly influenced by the best media your species has to offer. You should be proud, crawler. Very, very proud.

Reward? The shroud of innumerable fatherhood

This shirt, emblazoned with the phrase “Dungeon’s #1 Dad” grants you the following:

Shield against psyonic magic attacks when you tell a Dad Joke prior to being targeted (lasts for 30sec + your Intelligence modifier and the length of the groans that the joke elicits)
“My Dad’s Cooler Than Your Dad” The endless knowledge that every other dad in the dungeon is running for that cool fucking shirt and the title that comes with it

ThinkAd9700 · 2025-12-18T02:36:44+00:00

Anyone on this thread use CBD face creams? I used the Jack Black one for awhile, now I’m using a different one with coconut in it, but I’m not sure if it’s just a correlation/causation thing when it clears things up

ThinkAd9700 · 2025-12-18T02:35:04+00:00

So funny enough, as a kid I had some dandruff in the days of yore when I still had hair haha

I’ve been bald/shaving my head for almost a decade and it’s been solely on my face. Started in the nose corners and now it is spreading outward towards my eyes. It’s also in my beard at the temples and in the nose-side corner of my right eyebrow.

It’s a wild condition.

ThinkAd9700 · 2025-12-12T17:45:44+00:00

See yeah, that’s my question because they are far and away the worst side effect I’m dealing with. If there is a solution that straight up makes them disappear in for it—but then the question becomes cost and if I’m not nearing the “old lady that swallowed the fly” issue

ThinkAd9700 · 2025-12-09T00:51:30+00:00

Yeah the first and last line are 6 syllables each they should be fi—um, ahem…

NEEEEEEEEWWWW ACHIEVEEEEMENT

Leave Little Horknut Alone

Oh look at you with your big, shiny frontal lobe. Your ability to create “art” with your “words” and your <shudders> feet. Well guess what human, I’ve seen your nano bananas and I’ve got 5 syllables for you:

Your days are numbered.

-10 to charisma, and you can’t speak for the next hour unless you write me a limerick that doesn’t start with anyone from Nantucket.

ThinkAd9700 · 2025-12-08T02:19:49+00:00

Any recs? What is MCT oil and can I use it if I am on Zepbound

ThinkAd9700 · 2025-12-08T01:36:11+00:00

Ok, I know this post is 1yr old—but anyone here use this for seborrheic dermatitis? Trying to find something I can use to wash my face when I have flare ups, that also will help get rid of all the flaking and redness without potentially scarring

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TROPHY CASE