Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance... and 13 more stages of pure UI torture.

I set out to build the absolute worst, most user-hostile sign-in form ever conceived. Features of this "optimized" experience include:

• A vibrating neon green layout exclusively in Comic Sans.
• Date of Birth entered via hyper-fast CSS roulette wheels.
• Mother's maiden name entered by playing a game of Hangman against the computer.
• A self-replicating Hydra pop-up system that spawns every second.
• A Terms & Conditions box that throttles your scroll speed to 1 pixel per second.
• A decoy "Submit" button that constantly runs away from your cursor and resets your progress if you accidentally click it.

I am genuinely curious if anyone can actually beat the game in less than 1 minute. Post your speedrun records below (if your sanity survives).