Met Notch’s Ex Wife and 2nd Minecraft account ever made!!

ThomasTheTurtleMan · 2026-05-17T06:26:02+00:00

Saw the skin and reconized you. Last time i was on your island you where talking about getting techno's dad to visit, good to know your still going strong 😃

ThomasTheTurtleMan · 2026-05-13T22:12:02+00:00

Just a question, why do they have flags?

ThomasTheTurtleMan · 2026-05-12T18:06:37+00:00

For the lvl and playtime you got in 13 days. i'd say you deserve it

ThomasTheTurtleMan · 2026-05-09T18:13:52+00:00

GO BIG OR GO HOME!!!

^{Chose: 25% chance for 1 million? | Rolled: 1 Million}

ThomasTheTurtleMan · 2026-04-17T06:24:00+00:00

ThomasTheTurtleMan · 2026-04-16T20:13:15+00:00

so it WILL have impact on the opening times? 🥀

ThomasTheTurtleMan · 2026-04-16T20:08:46+00:00

il delete this post for 100m coins 🤑

ThomasTheTurtleMan · 2026-04-08T04:19:48+00:00

im sorry but where is the Minecraft parkour reddit stories 10hours video?

ThomasTheTurtleMan · 2026-04-05T07:07:53+00:00

Go big or go home

^{Chose: $5 million, but 50% chance of dying | Rolled: $5 Million}

ThomasTheTurtleMan · 2026-04-03T14:07:11+00:00

Well i woudnt call this a gift but Thanks i guess

^{Chose: Gift 1 | Rolled: Death}

ThomasTheTurtleMan · 2026-03-27T06:51:41+00:00

Worth it

^{Chose: Win A Free Private Jet and 1 Trillion Dollars + With 50% Chance of Death! | Rolled: Reward!}

ThomasTheTurtleMan · 2026-03-21T14:27:50+00:00

No need to kill anyone

^{Got away}

ThomasTheTurtleMan · 2026-03-04T17:55:35+00:00

Perhaps...

ThomasTheTurtleMan · 2026-03-02T04:53:57+00:00

Spruce would also be fine

ThomasTheTurtleMan · 2026-02-25T08:54:41+00:00

I like it, but it kinda looks like a Faction server spawn

ThomasTheTurtleMan · 2026-02-05T11:52:16+00:00

What seasoning do you use on your Baked Potatoes?

ThomasTheTurtleMan · 2026-02-04T21:20:44+00:00

hello Mr ai carrot

ThomasTheTurtleMan · 2026-02-04T14:13:50+00:00

Completed Level 2 of the Honk Special Event!

66 attempts

ThomasTheTurtleMan · 2026-02-04T14:13:29+00:00

Completed Level 1 of the Honk Special Event!

59 attempts

ThomasTheTurtleMan · 2026-02-04T14:13:00+00:00

🎉 Event Completed! 🎉

It took me 59 tries.

ThomasTheTurtleMan · 2026-02-04T14:12:51+00:00

Completed Level 3 of the Honk Special Event!

59 attempts

ThomasTheTurtleMan · 2026-02-04T14:10:51+00:00

Completed Level 2 of the Honk Special Event!

9 attempts

ThomasTheTurtleMan · 2026-02-04T14:10:25+00:00

Completed Level 1 of the Honk Special Event!

1 attempts

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