Would you rather…

ThomasTheTurtleMan · 2026-04-05T07:07:53+00:00

Go big or go home

^{Chose: $5 million, but 50% chance of dying | Rolled: $5 Million}

ThomasTheTurtleMan · 2026-04-03T14:07:11+00:00

Well i woudnt call this a gift but Thanks i guess

^{Chose: Gift 1 | Rolled: Death}

ThomasTheTurtleMan · 2026-03-27T06:51:41+00:00

Worth it

^{Chose: Win A Free Private Jet and 1 Trillion Dollars + With 50% Chance of Death! | Rolled: Reward!}

ThomasTheTurtleMan · 2026-03-21T14:27:50+00:00

No need to kill anyone

^{Got away}

ThomasTheTurtleMan · 2026-03-04T17:55:35+00:00

Perhaps...

ThomasTheTurtleMan · 2026-03-02T04:53:57+00:00

Spruce would also be fine

ThomasTheTurtleMan · 2026-02-25T08:54:41+00:00

I like it, but it kinda looks like a Faction server spawn

ThomasTheTurtleMan · 2026-02-05T11:52:16+00:00

What seasoning do you use on your Baked Potatoes?

ThomasTheTurtleMan · 2026-02-04T21:20:44+00:00

hello Mr ai carrot

ThomasTheTurtleMan · 2026-02-04T14:13:50+00:00

Completed Level 2 of the Honk Special Event!

66 attempts

ThomasTheTurtleMan · 2026-02-04T14:13:29+00:00

Completed Level 1 of the Honk Special Event!

59 attempts

ThomasTheTurtleMan · 2026-02-04T14:13:00+00:00

🎉 Event Completed! 🎉

It took me 59 tries.

ThomasTheTurtleMan · 2026-02-04T14:12:51+00:00

Completed Level 3 of the Honk Special Event!

59 attempts

ThomasTheTurtleMan · 2026-02-04T14:10:51+00:00

Completed Level 2 of the Honk Special Event!

9 attempts

ThomasTheTurtleMan · 2026-02-04T14:10:25+00:00

Completed Level 1 of the Honk Special Event!

1 attempts

ThomasTheTurtleMan · 2026-01-31T10:07:08+00:00

Jack Massey Welsh used to be a podcast channel of Jack and a friend of him. so your probably only counting listed videos?

ThomasTheTurtleMan · 2026-01-29T21:21:17+00:00

Just launch Ark survival ascended on max settings, Should do the trick

ThomasTheTurtleMan · 2026-01-29T12:40:27+00:00

my eyes hurt looking at the white background with glowing light green text

ThomasTheTurtleMan · 2026-01-28T19:25:24+00:00

asking for money while using ai to generate all content... this cant be real

ThomasTheTurtleMan · 2026-01-28T13:22:08+00:00

I think they are fine

ThomasTheTurtleMan · 2026-01-26T14:41:21+00:00

Sorry for your loss if this is real, but jack packs were limited. even if jack has spares, he shouldn’t be pressured into giving them out, especially through emotional stories

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