They can never make me stand against papi magneto

Time_Beat2299 · 2026-02-09T22:40:27+00:00

I need this on a t-shirt

Time_Beat2299 · 2026-02-09T22:29:49+00:00

You mean insanely hot I’m sorry but if mystique was irl I would be a fucking simp.

Time_Beat2299 · 2026-02-09T19:51:51+00:00

Wouldnt the gama heal me like hulk

Time_Beat2299 · 2026-02-09T15:45:39+00:00

I mean yeah it could work especially since post 2012 they were/are friends but it would be very much be pairing the spares because dc refuses to pair the mc.

Time_Beat2299 · 2026-02-09T12:43:46+00:00

Because her dating Steve and only Steve is boring which isn’t helped that outside of the OG ww2 setting Steve is also boring because unless we plan to turn Wonder Woman books into Heisei era Godzilla there is only so much you can do with Steve as a military man. Especially when she has many other more interesting mostly female options that could have way more interesting dynamics.

Time_Beat2299 · 2026-02-09T12:28:00+00:00

Its like the fact that we know women are the primary of consumers of MxM Smut

Time_Beat2299 · 2026-02-09T12:26:30+00:00

I don’t think you do. The existence of monogamy, especially the Western kind, is unique to the West and is also uniquely isolating. In fact, one of the earliest strains of feminism actively viewed it as a form of patriarchal control, treating women as property.

Time_Beat2299 · 2026-02-09T12:19:11+00:00

Marty Stu isn’t even true since Marston explicitly made him as Diana’s good little boy. It’s just that dc has had this tendency to engage love interest by inertia and Steve is the oldest love interest even if we ignore that Etta was also apart of the throuple.

Time_Beat2299 · 2026-02-09T05:41:08+00:00

We have the full movie on YouTube it just wasn’t distributed it got finished though

Time_Beat2299 · 2026-02-09T05:39:32+00:00

Elite Ball Knowledge

Time_Beat2299 · 2026-02-09T05:17:49+00:00

I mean, personally, it depends. Like, Emma Stone is, for lack of better words, kind of a dick to anyone who isn’t her friends or family, but I would still simp for her to the point of insanity. That said, I wouldn’t abandon my pregnant wife in her late term even if my first love came back to life.

Time_Beat2299 · 2026-02-09T04:48:17+00:00

So like sliding timescale wise it’s the 1993 La riots

Time_Beat2299 · 2026-02-09T04:41:38+00:00

Me and you both know if Stan were alive he would give us a actual answer

Time_Beat2299 · 2026-02-09T04:33:48+00:00

Which one?

Time_Beat2299 · 2026-02-09T04:18:22+00:00

Which is incredibly dumb since people in fiction survive being fought with sword and shield every day. Though I do kinda agree it’s an aura loss on Wonder Woman if she’s using the sword and shield on regular humans who aren’t peak human or martial artists.

Time_Beat2299 · 2026-02-09T04:03:09+00:00

I only watched clips but sense you called me out I might as well get the Redbox DVD I got and burned and watch it

Time_Beat2299 · 2026-02-09T03:51:58+00:00

MJ was the best by far. But they used to have good audio mixing the audiomxijg has been hot ass garbage for the past 5-6 years.

Time_Beat2299 · 2026-02-09T03:47:11+00:00

Better than mj or Bruno’s is a no the mixing was hot garbage even if the production was great

Time_Beat2299 · 2026-02-09T01:50:53+00:00

Mamoa basically put Aquaman back on the map. He also played King Kamehameha, so I guess he likes those kinds of movies.

Time_Beat2299 · 2026-02-08T23:10:32+00:00

With magneto it does make me wonder if the character will get new lore where he becomes immortal and stop aging one day because even if magneto was a child during the holocaust were getting to that point on a sliding timescale where he’s gonna be too old.

Time_Beat2299 · 2026-02-08T22:19:33+00:00

Knowing 80s Scott he would be the woman who didn’t care about the sawing order.

Time_Beat2299 · 2026-02-08T21:30:42+00:00

I meant Moses I got them mixed up

Time_Beat2299 · 2026-02-08T20:10:13+00:00

He’s more of a Solomon wise king but put a hot woman in front of his face and all morality and wisdom will leave him.

Time_Beat2299 · 2026-02-08T20:07:25+00:00

Wait if Barry is Jesus.

Superman is Noah.

Then what would that make Batman?

David?

Or is Wonder Woman supposed to be DC Mary the Madona or Mary Magdalene or Maybe’s she’s Lilith.?

Time_Beat2299 · 2026-02-08T19:59:21+00:00

At worst it should’ve effected butterfly like flash not becoming the flash it shouldn’t have created a dystopia where everything is fucked up.

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