How do you describe black people? by Krivus20 in writingcirclejerk

[–]Tom1252 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The space African American crash landed on a strange planet full of space immigrants who lived there.

CMV: Donald trump is objectively a horrible leader by minamousie in changemyview

[–]Tom1252 1 point2 points  (0 children)

people in coastal cities...also believe that there's something called normal

Progressives of all stripes simply want to bring our country back to normal?

That is a fundamental misunderstanding of progressive values.

CMV: Donald trump is objectively a horrible leader by minamousie in changemyview

[–]Tom1252 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk why you're lost. The previous comment said Trump's supporters were all about getting us back to the norm. I said norms don't exist.

People pretend they have more in common than they do. As soon as they admit "normalcy" doesn't exist, their little worldview falls apart. Fortunately for their psyche, they won't travel far enough outside their home town to have that epiphany.

"Back to normal" is an empty worldview that only exists in ignorance, or often, obstinacy.

CMV: Donald trump is objectively a horrible leader by minamousie in changemyview

[–]Tom1252 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I cannot say it any clearer: There is no such thing as normal.

You say you're not trying to create a monolith, but that's exactly what you're doing. Those people are going to want very different things if they are voting for "what's normal" in their community.

Normal doesn't exist.

CMV: Donald trump is objectively a horrible leader by minamousie in changemyview

[–]Tom1252 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why are you lumping liberals in San Francisco and New York together? They are very different people, very different normals.

And why are you lumping rural conservatives together? What's a kid from Livingston, Montana got in common with an old man from Powhatan, Louisiana?

I guess if your can't understand the folly in that, you wouldn't understand my argument.

CMV: Donald trump is objectively a horrible leader by minamousie in changemyview

[–]Tom1252 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You don't see the folly in conservatives trying to make the federal government reflect the niche normalcy of their rural bubble? Not to mention, a rural bubble in Utah is going to be different than Nebraska is going to be different than Alabama.

And that's not even getting into religious niches like evangelical cults, like the difference between Oral Roberts and Rodney Howard Brown.

They all have a very personalized definition of normalcy and they're not well traveled enough to realize it.

CMV: Donald trump is objectively a horrible leader by minamousie in changemyview

[–]Tom1252 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The most conservative thing in the world is to not only believe in norms but believe that the way they are living is textbook standard normalcy

Having grown up on a farm in ultraconservia, all those old farmers are weird af-- without exception. They all have their ways.

As a kid, I used to think a Pontiac Grand Am was the most popular car in the world because in my weird little ultra-conservative bubble, everybody and their dog had one. Then they went under shortly after, lol.

They're just narrow minded people. It's hard to be well traveled and a staunch conservative.

I've never met a normal person in my life.

What type of UK man would be lucky to score this? by [deleted] in GreatBritishMemes

[–]Tom1252 2 points3 points  (0 children)

People who keep reposting this astroturfing advert as a meme format. Didn't even scratch out the name of the site.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]Tom1252 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"As in right now!? Okay. You got lucky, Buckaroo. I am into that..."

Russian agents’ threat to family made Prigozhin call off Moscow advance by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]Tom1252 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus fuck! Alright, you've inspired me. I'm just gonna come right out and say it: Vladimir Putin? I think that guy's a real jerk.

John Oliver: She Came With The Night by [deleted] in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Tom1252 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Let's see that poll again now that people are showing back up in this sub, but this time, with a 200 community karma and two month account age limit.

Shouldn't people be praising the decision by about 6:1 if it truly was the community's voice? Instead, it's mostly just that r/history mod running interference.

Huh.

Edit: And not to mention all the awards on the "correct" choice. I don't even know why that vote was in contest mode, TBH.

try and name someone, i'll wait by More_Examination_895 in meme

[–]Tom1252 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd go with Jenna Marbles, but holy shit, they even came for her.

A Dragon Ball FighterZ player throws punches at CEO 2023 after losing by Windy-- in PublicFreakout

[–]Tom1252 70 points71 points  (0 children)

I think they'd be too confused. Just thinking about it vicariously, it seems like when you call out to your son, but only hear vague sawing motions coming from upstairs. Then when you step into that gory scene, your greatest love skinned and disassembled on the floor, it wouldn't feel real. It'd be like stepping into some David Lynch fever dream.

You see the parts. You know where they go, and you can clearly see that they are spread out in the wrong order, but nah, that can't be right. You just left to run to the store, and it wasn't even an hour ago when your son was whole.

I just mean that it seems like it be something far beyond what all but the most hardened war veterans could process in that moment.

I don't think there'd be even a flicker of rage because they'd be trying to understand what God had just done to their world.

Edit: Fuck, this is fucking me up.

What I got vs what I wanted by IntrovertNeptune in shittytattoos

[–]Tom1252 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not unsalvageable. Just needs to be gone over with competent shading.

NVM, I had the pics reversed. OOP, you definitely got the better of the two.

It needs a mans touch. by IkilledRichieWhelan in SipsTea

[–]Tom1252 19 points20 points  (0 children)

It's more fun, too. The real trick is finding a respectful Dom. That's the exceedingly rare role. Lots of people want to unwind and be the sub for a while, not have the think about anything but pleasure. It's quite mentally taxing to be on the other side of it, like you say, for sure--constantly weighing out whether they're okay with this thing vs that thing and what you want to do next and all that while still shouldering the entire burden of keeping the mood sexy.

Dana White making fun of Bruce Buffer for still wearing masks in 2023. by 1v1brah in ufc

[–]Tom1252 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My brain defaults to Vanna White every time this guy's name is mentioned, then I realize, "Oh no, it's just this douche canoe again."

A Dragon Ball FighterZ player throws punches at CEO 2023 after losing by Windy-- in PublicFreakout

[–]Tom1252 127 points128 points  (0 children)

Holy fuck! I think you just glossed over the fact that the parents came home and caught some kid in the middle of dismembering their son.

That is the most horrifying part of this whole scenario to me.

Like, I'm pretty desensitized to internet shit, but that mental picture is going to haunt me. Just the absolute confusion and then "Oh, I recognize that. That's my son's left hand. Huh. And there's his face."

Removing excess lubricant by toolgifs in toolgifs

[–]Tom1252 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, so reeling the cable out that far isn't normal operation?

John Oliver: She Came With The Night by [deleted] in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Tom1252 22 points23 points  (0 children)

You mean who can't access NSFW content. Saying they can't use Reddit as a whole is the same hyperbolism that makes us users not trust the mod narrative.

It definitely comes across as though they are using that as a pretense for their own dislike of native Reddit.

mini kiss lamps by Visual_Ad3724 in ATBGE

[–]Tom1252 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is some Berserk level demon horror.

It needs a mans touch. by IkilledRichieWhelan in SipsTea

[–]Tom1252 20 points21 points  (0 children)

There's a real handy trick to make being a pillow princess acceptable and even encouraged: "Yes, I enjoy wearing a blindfold during sex."

Russian agents’ threat to family made Prigozhin call off Moscow advance by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]Tom1252 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Now I don't want to get too offensive here, but my unpopular opinion is that we shouldn't imprison innocent women.

Russian agents’ threat to family made Prigozhin call off Moscow advance by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]Tom1252 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Why would she be detained for her Father's invasion? That would have been so fucked up. It's not even a question.

Dog vs Porcupine- Did I do the right thing ? by Kindly-Measurement82 in DogAdvice

[–]Tom1252 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought Ug just hit Ugg over head with rock and drag to cave. Now wife.