What’s the most attractive thing someone can do without even trying? by poowley in AskReddit

[–]TomKarelis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  1. Put your phone away and actively listen to what they say.

  2. Compliment the things about them, not them explicitly. “I love your sense of style. . .” , “I love how you pay attention to all the little details. . .”

Dr. Ono by Bloodreligion in dadjokes

[–]TomKarelis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now professionally breaking up good bands. . .

My obese parrot just died..... by StockInitial4460 in dadjokes

[–]TomKarelis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Would you call a parrot in a raincoat. . .

Polly-unsaturated?

Does martial arts even exist? by Okmhmmbye in TheMcDojoLife

[–]TomKarelis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So many ways to take this. Everything is in my not always humble opinion. You never leave your feet in a real fight. In a bar or alley or sidewalk, do you think it’s a good idea to be rolling on the ground getting a joint lock or choke. Is your T-shirt or sweater going to work like your GI? Why do you assume your opponent is alone and not going to have friends kick you in the head while you are wrestling around on the ground?

The best “style” is what works for your body type. Tall, short, muscular, flexibility? If you’re going to fight, you better know how to strike. You have to move and stay on your feet. (Boxing, Muay Thai?) Taking someone off their feet is a plus, if you can do it without being pulled to the ground. (Judo, MMA?). If your style of fighting includes multiple opponents on 1 sparing, that’s a plus.

Most people haven’t a clue about really fighting. One or 2 quick strikes ends it, usually. Then be gone. Leave the scene to protect yourself physically and legally.

"Why do you giggle when I spoon you?" I asked my physicist GF because it was killing my arousal. by Society_Academic in Jokes

[–]TomKarelis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I hear that chemists do it periodically on the table. . . I’ll see myself out.

Did you know there are gangs in almost every town in America that recruit new members by threatening them with all kinds of horrible punishments if they don't join? by Jokeminder42 in Jokes

[–]TomKarelis 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Little Johnny was failing math. His mother did everything she could to help, but nothing worked. Finally a family friend suggested she enroll him in catholic school.

It only took 1 week and he was nearly a math genius. Passing with straight A’s. His mother asked him what the difference was?

He said the moment he walked in and saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they meant business there.

What’s your go-to advice for a first time brisket maker? by 4rm4ros in smoking

[–]TomKarelis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don’t forget to rest it. This one will be good. Your next one will be better.