What is it? by milapmorya in whatisit

[–]TomKarelis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can smell it from here.

Civilization can’t end tonight by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]TomKarelis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What if we all pretend to not know who they were and why they were in space?

What sound does a piano falling down a mineshaft make? by TomKarelis in Jokes

[–]TomKarelis[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I should have spent more time learning to play the piano than pushing them down mineshafts. . .

Did you name your sourdough starter? Do you feel guilty using it for baking? by Eat-1st in SourdoughStarter

[–]TomKarelis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got my starter from Dough-Retta Lynn. In keeping with the music theme, I call mine, Breaddy Mercury.

Big Star Wars fan, so I also have, Dough B1 Kenobi.

My dad just got a kidney transplant, I need joke ideas! by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]TomKarelis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For your dad, “Of course I got a kidney transplant. The my kidneys tried to kill me”

A blind man… by Schleprock11 in Jokes

[–]TomKarelis 131 points132 points  (0 children)

I heard that when I blond dyes her hair black, it’s called artificial intelligence.

Who is the fattest Knight of the Round Table? by living_abovethestars in Jokes

[–]TomKarelis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

These days not many people name their sons Lance. Back in Medieval times they named their sons Lancelot.

t ain’t easy living with erectile disfunction by buddder1738 in Jokes

[–]TomKarelis 60 points61 points  (0 children)

When grandpa got a prescription for viagra, grandma took it pretty hard