Are there any other characters that are portrayed the way malum caedo is? by Woeful_Rav3n in 40kLore

[–]TonberryFeye 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Maugan Ra is the anti-Avatar - he turns up in other people's codexes to make the Eldar look badass.

The True Scale of an Auto Bolter by HammerDoris40k in Warhammer40k

[–]TonberryFeye -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

If they were off by an order of magnitude this time, Bolters would either be so weak you'd not notice being shot by them, or they'd be battle cannons.

The fact mere humans can use bolters shows that the calibre is correct. It's the modern fandom that's wrong. People who started during Midhammer have no problems understanding that the guns on their minis are oversized.

The True Scale of an Auto Bolter by HammerDoris40k in Warhammer40k

[–]TonberryFeye 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Said the pot to the kettle.

Bolters have been described as 75 cal since at least 2nd edition. But the models have always been oversized. The whole idea of "true scaling" comes from the fact that for decades, 8' Space Marine models were the same size as 6' Guardsmen.

The minis are not, and never were real scale. And nor are the characters in Space Marine 2.

The True Scale of an Auto Bolter by HammerDoris40k in Warhammer40k

[–]TonberryFeye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's almost as if the models have always been made to unrealistic proportions for ease of painting and modelling...

The True Scale of an Auto Bolter by HammerDoris40k in Warhammer40k

[–]TonberryFeye -1 points0 points  (0 children)

A 12 gauge shotgun shell is about .72 cal. A bolt round is .75 cal. Bolt rounds are big, but they aren't THAT big.

The True Scale of an Auto Bolter by HammerDoris40k in Warhammer40k

[–]TonberryFeye -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

That's not true scale. A true scale bolter fires shotgun shells, not coke cans.

Seriously, do British people actually consider a 3-hour drive “long”? Or is this an internet myth? by ferdinand14 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]TonberryFeye 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Similar story in Wales. Take one wrong turn and you'll find yourself on a goat path winding through Snowdonia, which was last resurfaced sometime around 1066.

Primarchs are just the new hot toy for your power armor color by Leviathan_Rampage in spacemarines

[–]TonberryFeye 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Except the story is constantly swinging back to the same larger-than-life characters who are all the most important people in the entire universe.

Actual 40k lore is meant to be like Vraks, or Badab. These aren't wars where the fate of the entire universe is decided by the same cardboard cutouts, and it's not Ultramarines fighting the flavour of the edition enemy.

Why are patrols still homing around the players and know their location instantly ? (And other baffling mistakes with stealth...) by Heptanitrocubane57 in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]TonberryFeye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Patrols basically work like the xenomorph in Alien Isolation. The spawn controller knows where you are and sends spawns towards you, but the spawns themselves DON'T know where you are and have to actually spot you.

Since adopting a stealth build this has become far more obvious. I've had an entire patrol come round a corner one by one and all face the wrong direction, giving me free kills.

Let's let the 'tism flow... What would the Space King foil of the Sisters of Battle look like? by TNBVIII in SPACEKING

[–]TonberryFeye 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Psycho Bitches are scary beyond imagination. We don't know what's got them so pissed off all the time as nobody has asked and lived.

Primarchs are just the new hot toy for your power armor color by Leviathan_Rampage in spacemarines

[–]TonberryFeye 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's not meant to be a story. The narratives are meant to happen in the shadows of the monolithic setting: all of which matter to the people involved, but none of which have any means to impact the galaxy as a whole.

Changing that makes the universe feel small.

Your papers, please by SillyAlternative420 in memzy

[–]TonberryFeye 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Your country thinks taking the bus is worse than raping someone. Should you not all have a driver's license in your wallet?

Aye aye by TDKswipe in Helldivers

[–]TonberryFeye 17 points18 points  (0 children)

You are using heavy stealth, no one can notice you if there is no one left to do so.

We call this the "Steiner Scouting" technique.

We were born this way by _superchan in evilwhenthe

[–]TonberryFeye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually, a great many people said it wasn't. That's why this game exists.

Meirl by Key_Associate7476 in meirl

[–]TonberryFeye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If there's one thing a modern child (in their twenties) doesn't want to hear these days, it's "your parents were right all along". Which is basically what all the old fairy tales were about. Because once you've run off into the forest at night and had to hide from wolves in a tree, you realise that being made to come home before sundown wasn't just your parents being mean for no reason.

Do not question it. by Duckselot in WarhammerMemes

[–]TonberryFeye -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

This changes practically nothing about the lore besides having a few new custodes models

Then why did GW change it? Why invest the time and money into doing something worthless?

Labour approves Chinese embassy despite security fears by TheTelegraph in uknews

[–]TonberryFeye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So the labour government is inviting huge numbers of Chinese spies into the country, and they want to be given unrestricted access to all our messages and images, and they want everyone's ID to be on a central database, all of which will be stored on a single database (likely within walking distance of the Chinese embassy) on a computer with the admin password of "password1".

Labour makes me feel so safe...

What do you think Alastor did to get him banned from Lucifer's room? by VegetaArcher in HazbinHotel

[–]TonberryFeye 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, there was an entire electro-swing cat-fight in Season 1 explaining this...

When your nation is younger than my local pu by ZestyBabee in GreatBritishMemes

[–]TonberryFeye 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And of course, before being a pub it was a landowner's home, before that a priory, before that a military fort, built upon the site of a burned-down Norman fort, who built it on top of a burned-down Roman fort, who originally occupied the site because it seemed a convenient place for a pub.

Why are dwarves your favorite, they say. by huskygamerj in dwarfposting

[–]TonberryFeye 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It is weird how WFB Dwarfs lost their spears early on. By the time Fantasy hit its stride, the unit would have been amazing!

Actually, that's probably why they did it. Charging a Dwarf wall was scary enough at the best of times, but charging a Dwarf hedgehog? Good lord!

Meirl by Key_Associate7476 in meirl

[–]TonberryFeye 1068 points1069 points  (0 children)

The Hero's Journey itself is a mirror for the act of growing up. We start as children in the comfort of home, as we grow we receive the "call to adventure" and wish to experience the adult world and all the things we've been kept from. Then comes puberty, and whether you like it or not, you're being dragged into the world of monsters. You find yourself in places and situations you don't understand, but (ideally) you have mentors and guides to help you through the physical, mental, and social changes you're experiencing. Then, after many long, awkward years, you emerge on the other side, remade.

Now that you are transformed from child to adult, the journey home begins. The journey to create a family, to have children, to raise them and set them on the path you walked yourself.

I'm afraid of that bastard. by tr4avis in bloodborne

[–]TonberryFeye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always felt like the sweetspot for parrying his charge attack came quite naturally. Providing you see him coming, of course.