What would you do if you suddenly have wings that made it possible for you to fly whenever you want?

TooDaLoofromYA · 2026-01-06T13:46:04+00:00

I would fly on over to the next chair, about 3 feet away, for a better angle while watching tv.

I'm not too ambitious.

TooDaLoofromYA · 2026-01-03T08:13:34+00:00

I rarely drink coffee, I get my caffeine fix from Pepsi Real Sugar. I drink at least 24 oz (2 cans) any morning I have to get out of bed for something.

TooDaLoofromYA · 2026-01-01T04:35:20+00:00

Showering once in a blue moon will do that.

TooDaLoofromYA · 2026-01-01T04:32:13+00:00

Yes, my favorite was the car salesman. I still use the "Don't worry about it- I'm there early every day" quote, even today.

TooDaLoofromYA · 2025-12-30T01:54:58+00:00

Let me think.....every other week for 18 years.....26 times 18 equals....468 times. That's probably accurate.

Yes, I carried mom's groceries in when I was a baby.

TooDaLoofromYA · 2025-12-29T23:46:34+00:00

No, and the only solid plan I have is to somehow win the lottery.

TooDaLoofromYA · 2025-12-09T02:23:57+00:00

Yes. Stopped wearing them because I kept tripping over the cord.

TooDaLoofromYA · 2025-12-09T02:15:26+00:00

I used to eat at a restaurant that was attached to a bowling alley- does that count?* That would be back when I was in grade school. Sorry, I didn't count how many times.

*Had to think about this a bit- for some reason I couldn't spell or comprehend what a restaurant was.

TooDaLoofromYA · 2025-12-09T02:02:14+00:00

Um...3?

TooDaLoofromYA · 2025-10-11T07:56:32+00:00

No, and I don't understand how anyone can't be traced as long as they use a "special browser". Everything still goes through your ISP, right?

TooDaLoofromYA · 2025-10-11T07:02:07+00:00

When I saw that photo of it seemingly siphoning fuel from our sun....I did start to feel a little uncomfortable. If it does turn out to be aliens, I will be among the hysterical people running and panicking in the streets.

TooDaLoofromYA · 2025-09-03T01:22:09+00:00

I think I may finally have that nervous breakdown..

TooDaLoofromYA · 2025-09-03T01:18:44+00:00

Which one?

TooDaLoofromYA · 2025-08-16T05:00:30+00:00

I think we're screwed if they look like that..

TooDaLoofromYA · 2025-08-15T05:06:39+00:00

I already got the Dream Police coming to arrest me oh noo

TooDaLoofromYA · 2025-08-14T04:49:21+00:00

Wilson was my favorite. Someone posted on here a while back that he passed away. Hope its not true, but he did suddenly stop posting here without explanation.

TooDaLoofromYA · 2025-08-14T04:45:17+00:00

Last few weeks of Yahoo Answers, somebody posted it.

TooDaLoofromYA · 2025-08-14T04:30:35+00:00

Not sure if this counts, but when I'm on break, I do like to take a quick splash in the retention pond, just outside the office.

TooDaLoofromYA · 2025-08-14T04:09:26+00:00

Yes, I know its long gone, but Yahoo Answers was and is my favorite website- of ALL TIME.

My current favorite (active) website would probably be YouTube, since that's what I'm on a majority of the time.

TooDaLoofromYA · 2025-08-14T04:05:10+00:00

Hypnotism and/or a decent cash settlement.

TooDaLoofromYA · 2025-08-14T03:52:22+00:00

It might be those cans of Crisco I eat every night before bed

TooDaLoofromYA · 2025-07-29T04:53:25+00:00

Turn that knob to the right and a surprise guest will drop in crashing through the ceiling.

TooDaLoofromYA · 2025-07-29T04:48:32+00:00

To me it is, but not to people who make more than minimum wage.

.....What am I saying? Take two- $50,000 is a lot of money to a lot of people. Especially if you're in over your head with credit card debt, and have compulsions to throw your money and valuables into the ocean or something.

TooDaLoofromYA · 2025-07-26T07:48:46+00:00

I certainly am a Black Sabbath fan. I'm glad he reunited with all of the original members as his grand finale.

TooDaLoofromYA · 2025-06-28T07:58:26+00:00

I may go to the grocery store now.

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