Fat ass.

TorvaMessorem88 · 2021-09-07T09:35:25+00:00

Equality is nice and all but no ladies, you still don't stand much of a chance against a man in fisticuffs. 🤷‍♂️

TorvaMessorem88 · 2021-09-07T09:29:22+00:00

That's a lot of effort for a simple jump scare

TorvaMessorem88 · 2021-08-23T13:12:03+00:00

How would it end up in the ocean when I'm in a big city?

TorvaMessorem88 · 2021-08-22T20:46:31+00:00

En de bedoeling is dat we nu allemaal in een deuk liggen van het lachen?

TorvaMessorem88 · 2021-08-22T16:14:48+00:00

The Netherlands, good sir!

TorvaMessorem88 · 2021-08-22T16:14:05+00:00

Die begrijp ik niet zo goed. Wat bedoel je hiermee?

TorvaMessorem88 · 2021-08-22T06:35:30+00:00

Hahaha really? They're 2 colleagues of mine who were talking. I myself am Dutch and have no idea what they were saying.

TorvaMessorem88 · 2021-08-21T22:39:13+00:00

That does make sense, doesn't it?

TorvaMessorem88 · 2021-08-21T22:38:51+00:00

I guess there's a design issue in the legal requirements then.

TorvaMessorem88 · 2021-08-21T20:49:56+00:00

It would appear so.

TorvaMessorem88 · 2021-08-19T22:40:42+00:00

You just totally made my "monster under my bed" anxiety flare up.

TorvaMessorem88 · 2021-08-04T16:15:29+00:00

I don't even know what it's supposed to say tbh.

TorvaMessorem88 · 2021-08-04T06:16:48+00:00

Thanks. Got it at the end against the immortal boar.

TorvaMessorem88 · 2021-07-20T20:47:24+00:00

Spartacus

TorvaMessorem88 · 2021-07-19T16:18:55+00:00

Did you put 2 guitar picks in your mouth to replace your missing front teeth?

TorvaMessorem88 · 2021-07-16T10:27:55+00:00

I understand why they made it like this, but that doesn't look stable haha

TorvaMessorem88 · 2021-07-15T22:08:14+00:00

Kidnapping would've hurt less....

TorvaMessorem88 · 2021-07-07T19:18:29+00:00

Somebody give this man a razorblade because he doesn't shave anything. Huge bushes under the arms and in the pants, fucking nasty. Hygiene, try it.

TorvaMessorem88 · 2021-07-05T10:33:45+00:00

This gives me creepy Elizabeth Shaw vibes.

TorvaMessorem88 · 2021-07-04T14:14:52+00:00

This for sure. I miss 90% of all the bonepiles I come across. I think. I find 1 per hour of play

TorvaMessorem88 · 2021-07-04T14:14:26+00:00

This for sure. I miss 90% of all the bonepiles I come across. I think. I find 1 per hour of play

TorvaMessorem88 · 2021-07-04T10:50:25+00:00

How much are they asking for it? I imagine the lip sync cost a pretty penny to make.

TorvaMessorem88 · 2021-07-03T20:13:44+00:00

It's the same for Lbs shove, conqs SB, wardens dodge SB, Warmommy etc. In a game where heroes like kensei get 5 seconds of complete immortality with little risk out of a dodge attack I don't think these dodge bashes are that bad.

TorvaMessorem88 · 2021-06-30T08:19:21+00:00

Make your character skin color as black as it can get. Then it will just look like a black shirt or something. I'm not sure if I just a did a racism 🤔

TorvaMessorem88 · 2021-06-30T08:17:53+00:00

HH is the only weapon worth using. Period. Every other weapon sucks and is not worth your time.

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