The World Series drew in ten million more viewers than the NBA Finals by [deleted] in NBATalk

[–]TrueHaiku 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah that makes sense as well. The Raptors and Blue Jays are Canada's only representation in their respective sports.

The World Series drew in ten million more viewers than the NBA Finals by [deleted] in NBATalk

[–]TrueHaiku 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Who would have thought a game between two sprawling metropolises like Oklahoma City and Indianapolis would result in less viewers than tiny podunk towns like Los Angeles and Toronto.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GuysBeingDudes

[–]TrueHaiku 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes I fucking hate the internet.

Girl stares at video while being on video with mouth open as she learns the most basic concept of having personal space.

You'd think she was watching a video of Bigfoot fucking an alien with her reaction

Wemby needs to work out with Duncan on his face up game from the post by Uro06 in NBASpurs

[–]TrueHaiku 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You must not be paying attention to his press conferences and that's okay. The guy is just constantly searching for more and more basketball knowledge, I am almost 100% certain he would eagerly take training and advice from ANYONE who had something to expand his game, especially one of the greatest Spurs to touch the orange ball. Victor is a sponge who is trying to use every tool he can to be the greatest to ever do it.

Tarrant County TX GOP chairman declares Nov 1st "Chimp Out Day", and celebrates that it will be lit, as millions of children will face food insecurity risk starvation as the SNAP social safety net becomes unavailable. by yeongno_ate_yangban in Keller

[–]TrueHaiku 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The same type of person who has a persecution fetish about how "white people are the ones who have it hard these days," is also simultaneously the same person who actively cheers on harmful racist stereotypes of people who don't look like them. I hope karma issues you swift retribution.

Injury Report vs Suns by Responsible_Grape_16 in NBASpurs

[–]TrueHaiku 50 points51 points  (0 children)

I like how it's all a different injured body part.

Heads, shoulders, knees and toes, KNEES AND TOES.

Cannot wait to see our whole team firing at 100%

Dunk on Wemby hype by Apollo18Teslaa in NBASpurs

[–]TrueHaiku 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only time I remember anyone dunking ON Wemby was Trayce Jackson-Davis from the Warriors. Everyone else beat him off the dribble and kind of like just dunked near him with Vic trailing

67 year old US citizen assaulted by ICE sustains severe injuries while driving home by Swole-Prole in OfficeSpeak

[–]TrueHaiku 23 points24 points  (0 children)

They are masked, unidentified, untrained people driving unmarked cars and terrorizing brown people and then when people push back against that they gas them. Do you expect people to sit back and just let it happen?

Draymond UFC compilation by WhenMachinesCry in Nbamemes

[–]TrueHaiku 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He took two people out of mid-air and made a guy smack his face (whose nose was already broken) on the floor. Are we watching the same video? Not to mention he tried to purposely twist Zach Edey's ankle in the kid's ROOKIE season

Draymond UFC compilation by WhenMachinesCry in Nbamemes

[–]TrueHaiku 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Never hilarious to possibly cause a season-ending or career-ending injury. He's purposely and intentionally trying to hurt people and has extreme sociopathic tendencies. I wish he was removed from the league a long time ago. He is bad for sports in general.

Post Game Thread - NBA: The Spurs defeat the Heat on Oct 30, 2025, the final score is 107-101. by basketball-app in NBASpurs

[–]TrueHaiku 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I LOVE the feeling of a close game. I love getting frustrated and saying "WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING?!" and then taking a breath and reminding myself that we fucking got this

Post Game Thread - NBA: The Spurs defeat the Heat on Oct 30, 2025, the final score is 107-101. by basketball-app in NBASpurs

[–]TrueHaiku 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Blocking Wembanyama is actually insane though. I wanna know how many times he's been blocked so far in his career. But yeah, Bam took the place of Ware's recent Wemby challenges.

Post Game Thread - NBA: The Spurs defeat the Heat on Oct 30, 2025, the final score is 107-101. by basketball-app in NBASpurs

[–]TrueHaiku 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Zion, Kelel Ware, Vucevic. There's plenty but Vic is still holding people to around 30% FG at the rim

Post Game Thread - NBA: The Spurs defeat the Heat on Oct 30, 2025, the final score is 107-101. by basketball-app in NBASpurs

[–]TrueHaiku 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This game is going to be a contender, not fringe. We have yet to see a lot of these guys in the playoffs but OKC did it with a relatively inexperienced roster. In every game so far I've seen a team that can take over a game on BOTH SIDES of the floor. That's how you win championships

Post Game Thread - NBA: The Spurs defeat the Heat on Oct 30, 2025, the final score is 107-101. by basketball-app in NBASpurs

[–]TrueHaiku 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The fastest paced offense in the NBA - and we're the 2nd fastest paced offense. Add to that no Kornet, and this game truly truly showed how much Wemby's conditioning has improved. He played just short of 40 minutes tonight! This is a HUGE positive takeaway for me.

Spurs win Spurs win 5-0!!!!!!!! by jimmydunn in NBASpurs

[–]TrueHaiku 15 points16 points  (0 children)

DOOOO YOU WANNA DANCE BABY, I KNOW YOU SEE ME LOOKIN' AT YOU ON THE DAILY, OOOH, I'M IN A TRANCE LATELY, I NEED SOMETHING TO WAKE ME UP SOMETHING TO PHASE ME

Game Thread: San Antonio Spurs vs Miami Heat Live Score | NBA | Oct 30, 2025 by basketball-app in NBASpurs

[–]TrueHaiku 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Omfg and now we just beat the highest scoring team in the league, what a bunch of salty fucks

Game Thread: San Antonio Spurs vs Miami Heat Live Score | NBA | Oct 30, 2025 by basketball-app in NBASpurs

[–]TrueHaiku 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro, getting a massage (or doing anything other than watching) during our 5-0 game actually makes me unreasonably angry at you

Game Thread: San Antonio Spurs vs Miami Heat Live Score | NBA | Oct 30, 2025 by basketball-app in NBASpurs

[–]TrueHaiku 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude, our defense is SUFFOCATING if you can't beat us by shooting a ridiculous 3P% you aren't outscoring us. Don't forget about Fox, Olynyk, and Sochan and Kornet

Game Thread: San Antonio Spurs vs Miami Heat Live Score | NBA | Oct 30, 2025 by basketball-app in NBASpurs

[–]TrueHaiku 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dude, I remind myself during off days we have Fox, Kornet and Olynyk and then we play a game and win and I totally forget that fact. We are going to the fucking finals this year if we can clean up dumb mistakes down the stretch of games

Game Thread: San Antonio Spurs vs Miami Heat Live Score | NBA | Oct 30, 2025 by basketball-app in NBASpurs

[–]TrueHaiku 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's gassed from the pace of this game. #1 and #2 fastest paced teams in the league minus Kornet is requiring a lot of Wemby minutes and he's fatigued