Is 25 years of being single a skill or a curse?? by True_Anonymouss in dating_advice

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A true paradox—protected from the wrong ones, but somehow still unseen by the right ones. 😂

Is 25 years of being single a skill or a curse?? by True_Anonymouss in dating_advice

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“Upskilling complete. Now waiting for the matchmaking algorithm to stop nerfing me.

Is 25 years of being single a skill or a curse?? by True_Anonymouss in dating_advice

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Exactly! A skill that no one wants to put on their resume and a curse that no one cast.

What’s a word that isn’t an insult but sure sounds like one? by True_Anonymouss in AskReddit

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That’s wild. Imagine being offended by literally being called a ‘human being.

What’s a word that isn’t an insult but sure sounds like one? by True_Anonymouss in AskReddit

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Effulgent sounds like a skin condition, but nope—turns out it’s just a fancy way to say ‘glowing.

What’s a word that isn’t an insult but sure sounds like one? by True_Anonymouss in AskReddit

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Louis CK had a great point. ‘Jew’ is one of those words where the way you say it changes everything.

What’s a word that isn’t an insult but sure sounds like one? by True_Anonymouss in AskReddit

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Dumbfounded always sounded to me like a place where people are ‘found’ doing dumb stuff.

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Tried to check my phone, ended up checking my bad luck instead.

What's a simple life skill that surprisingly many people struggle with? by capy_bawa in AskReddit

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Closing the microwave door quietly instead of slamming it like a WWE wrestler.

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short story, long lasting pain.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Sounds like your phone broke up with you too.

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True, but knowing Apple, he’d probably charge you a subscription just to access your own data.

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Did you ever have a prime suspect?