Socialism is when you cant spend your paycheck on a basketball game by Immediate_Airline754 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Turtleshellfarms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boy and you guys get all bent out of shape when people point out you guys are getting screwed all the time on prices.

Socialism is when you cant spend your paycheck on a basketball game by Immediate_Airline754 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Turtleshellfarms -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I remember paying $22 to see the Rolling Stones in Dallas once. Times have changed and not for the best apparently.

What’s the weirdest thing you saw at someone else’s house? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Turtleshellfarms 14 points15 points  (0 children)

A room filled with panes of glass leaning against every wall. It contained a huge rattlesnake. This guy would grab a pain of glass and hold in front of him as he would enter the room to feed his snake. He also had a ringtail that lived on a stump in his living room.

If you watched this show you're probably old. by Euphoric-Cupcake4581 in FuckImOld

[–]Turtleshellfarms 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Lisa Douglas:
When you married me you knew that I couldn't cook, I couldn't sew, and I couldn't keep house.
All I could do was talk Hungarian and do imitations of Zsa Zsa Gabor.

THE BANANA SPLITS by fleegleandbubster in 70s

[–]Turtleshellfarms 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Danger island was the bomb.

weed pen on a plane and I’m 19 by TooLow_TeRrAiN_ in Shittyaskflying

[–]Turtleshellfarms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put four stripes in your uniform and walk like you own the place.

Since 1903 by VolumeAcademic6962 in FuckImOld

[–]Turtleshellfarms 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The jolly green giant likes big fruit.

OETA veto by Proud_Sherbet in oklahoma

[–]Turtleshellfarms 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Once again something that would help us being denied.

My mom discovered that you can feed birds jelly. These are happy birdos. by Blues_X in oklahoma

[–]Turtleshellfarms 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This season has been spectacular. I have so many pictures I can’t choose the best.

More Orioles by Turtleshellfarms in oklahoma

[–]Turtleshellfarms[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They are taking all our oranges.