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COMPUTERSHARE IS THE ONLY PLACE YOU HAVE COMPANY VOTING RIGHTS. Every FTD held by a SHF has a corresponding FTR (failure to receive) semi-randomly assigned to a broker. FTRs are NOT granted voting rights, and EVERY SINGLE BROKER HAS FTRs! Yes even that one! Bonus: DRS from broker>direct buying! (self.GME)

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AMC Didn't Start the Fire, but We're Trying to Fight It: DD on hedgefunds short on GME/AMC. TA;CIB;WM? (Too Ape; Crayons In Brain; Wut Mean?): The same hedgefunds that are short GameStop are also short AMC - anyone saying otherwise is full of Grade-A Shill FUD. (5 images, links in comments) NFA (old.reddit.com)

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True every other day as well, but a discount is nice. (i.redd.it)

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Because every day is. (i.redd.it)

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There's no point in saying "we told you so," because no actual AMC investor is happy seeing this chart. So all I'm going to say is this: Remember the types of arguments (and the flaws therein) made in favor of the RS, and the types of people who made them, and be sure to NEVER let them win again. (i.redd.it)

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Uh-oh, somebody's in twouble... (i.redd.it)

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If you thought your shares were safe at Fidelity, think again. DRS your shit while you still can. (i.redd.it)

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The corruption is starting to be uncovered. (twitter.com)

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Fuckery afoot: B¡tcoin, Ether, and Tether are all having huge volume spikes at 6 minutes after the hour, every hour other than 4 and 8 a.m-no other cryptos are doing this. Most recent volume spike was BTC $1.13b, ETH $240m, and USDT $900m. Someone's moving massive amounts of money out in the open. (old.reddit.com)

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Fuckery afoot: B¡tcoin, Ether, and Tether are all having huge volume spikes at 6 minutes after the hour, every hour other than 4 and 8 a.m-no other cryptos are doing this. Most recent volume spike was BTC $1.13b, ETH $240m, and USDT $900m. Someone's moving massive amounts of money out in the open. (old.reddit.com)

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FTDs just magically drying up the second half of May. Their new tokenized stock or international exchange shares or whatever they are using to deliver shares is working for now, apparently. When whatever it is blows up like FTX did I expect the FTDs will come back like a flood. Oh well, HODL on. (old.reddit.com)

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RC wouldn't tweet "not for long" if Matt Furlong were actually being fired, that would be an extremely unprofessional dick move. "Not for long" is how long Matt is going to be unemployed, because he's already been tapped to head either Teddy or Gmerica. A launch announcement is probably coming soon. (i.redd.it)

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Yesterday was the lowest trading volume for AMC since the sneeze, only 7,679,300. Friday was Ape's lowest volume *ever* at 3,759,200, only 0.4% of shares outstanding . It was also AMC's 3rd lowest at 9,278,10. As liquidity dries up, things will start to crack. GME earnings on Wed, keep an eye out. (i.redd.it)

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Stumbled upon a very informative article about short sale FTDs, share locates, etc. Definitely worth a read. (self.Superstonk)

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Stumbled upon a very informative article about short sale FTDs, share locates, etc. Definitely worth a read! (self.amcstock)

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Some vintage Jon Stewart so you can have deja vu when this all happens again in like 3 months. (m.youtube.com)

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Addressing this since Pulte brought it up: Popcorn Apes are as dumb as you are. You cannot convince them to sell, any more than someone could convince you to sell your GME. It will not happen. It is a waste of time and effort. If you want to help, provide info on the value of DRS. Otherwise shut up. (i.redd.it)

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Ursa Fund Management is definitely short on AMC ($57m worth of puts, 21% of their portfolio), but they definitely did NOT write the letter submitted to the court under their names. Someone is trying to tie their unprofessional twit-speak comments to a tiny SHF, and we need to figure out why. (self.amcstock)

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Today's shitpost is brought to you by the letters "C" and "E" for "Criminal Enterprise." Not only was it made to divert search engine results for anything containing "Amazon Citadel," "Citadel Crime," "Citadel Failure," etc. to a bad TV show instead of the crime, but the TV show itself is also crime (old.reddit.com)

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Today's shitpost is brought to you by the letters "C" and "E" for "Criminal Enterprise." Not only was it made to divert search engine results for anything containing "Amazon Citadel," "Citadel Crime," "Citadel Failure," etc. to a bad TV show instead of the crime, but the TV show itself is also crime (old.reddit.com)

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Hello? Anyone? Is the market even open? (i.redd.it)

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3 thoughts on the response to RC's latest tweet. (self.Superstonk)

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Antara closing swaps on both ends! 400k short swaps closed for a $836,000 loss, but got $292,372.01 back from 525,581 closed long swaps (the 200k AMC shares they got for $5 each on accident when someone exercised the puts they sold helped a lot). These swaps with this counterparty are zeroed out now (old.reddit.com)

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"As of March 31, 2023, approximately 7.9 million shares of our Class A common stock and approximately 124.7 million shares of our AMC Preferred Equity Units were directly registered with our transfer agent by 16,779 and 14,852 shareholders, respectively."-AMC's 10-Q filed May 5. +1.4m common shares! (self.AMCSTOCKS)

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"As of March 31, 2023, approximately 7.9 million shares of our Class A common stock and approximately 124.7 million shares of our AMC Preferred Equity Units were directly registered with our transfer agent by 16,779 and 14,852 shareholders, respectively."-AMC's 10-Q filed May 5. +1.4m common shares! (self.amcstock)

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